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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Special prize for the silliest 
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"Special prize for the silliest
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She likes Egg Timers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Eats with his feet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Special prize for the silliest
She likes Egg Timers "
Was once in a porn parody of Ghostbusters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Travels to work on a space hopper |
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Gets pegged by The Queen once a month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually allergic to peaches... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wears a fake beard and moustache |
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"Is an insomniac "
Does iced bun impersonations by painting her nipples red and lying down in the window of Greggs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is an insomniac
Does iced bun impersonations by painting her nipples red and lying down in the window of Greggs."
Goes out disco dancing in lime green and orange leg warmers! |
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By *not123Couple
over a year ago
sp1 |
"Eats bananas with the skin on "
she wears leathers ride a chopper motorbike shot gun in hand searching for zombies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will only bath in green jelly while wearing flippers, goggles and a snorkel |
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Once saw Ronan Keating on a rollercoaster and completed life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was the one who left the soiled panties on Mr Mystique's car |
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"Was the one who left the soiled panties on Mr Mystique's car "
You are supposed to make it up!!!! |
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"Was the one who left the soiled panties on Mr Mystique's car "
She messaged us that she dreamt about us last night |
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Plays the triangle in a woodwind quartet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They covered me in marmite and devoured me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He doesn’t have a secret |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He doesn’t have a secret "
He needs new elastic in his trousers
Her x |
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"He doesn’t have a secret
He needs new elastic in his trousers
Her x"
She had a dream with me  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
She once had a bath in custard |
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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge |
"He doesn’t have a secret
He needs new elastic in his trousers
Her x"
Is allergic to nuts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He doesn’t have a secret
He needs new elastic in his trousers
Her x
Is allergic to nuts "
Only gave out 87 kisses |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
"He doesn’t have a secret
He needs new elastic in his trousers
Her x
Is allergic to nuts
Only gave out 87 kisses"
The secret is out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a toe nail collection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't actually dream. Just makes dreams come true x |
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"Doesn't actually dream. Just makes dreams come true x"
Challenged the Hare at Peterborough greyhounds to a race. There was only going to be one winner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Addicted to knitting  |
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"Window licker "
Has WBA tatooed on his butt. |
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Does contract killings for the CIA |
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"Collects antique rubber rings"
Always reads the small print. |
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"Collects antique rubber rings
Always reads the small print."
She had fun in Ikea car parking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has never licked an envelope |
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Major shareholder in a box making company |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Major shareholder in a box making company"
They auditioned to be in a Monster of the Week episode of the X Files, but were deemed too far fetched  |
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"Major shareholder in a box making company
They auditioned to be in a Monster of the Week episode of the X Files, but were deemed too far fetched "
Steals kids footballs |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Major shareholder in a box making company
They auditioned to be in a Monster of the Week episode of the X Files, but were deemed too far fetched
Steals kids footballs "
Where do you think the boobies came from? They're water balloons made from the tears of kids whose footballs I've nicked
As for you, you pay for a brown bin from the council, but have an Astroturf lawn and pretend to mow it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shops in Aldi but always uses Waitrose bags for life |
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Trained as an Olympic race starter |
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"Actually a A cup"
Stole neighbour socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once licked a lollipop lady then ran away crying and shouting "why are you not strawberry flavoured!?" |
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Owns the world's largest collection of frisbees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got kicked out of Disneyland for taking a mousetrap inside and chasing Mickey round with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is really The Stig from Top Gear |
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works as a fluffer for the porn industry and in spare time trains seagulls to shit on cars |
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"works as a fluffer for the porn industry and in spare time trains seagulls to shit on cars "
He watched the movie Nynphomaniac 365 times |
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is Boris Johnsons bit on the side
who he hires out for gangbangs |
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Created a world famous brand of instant mash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Created a world famous brand of instant mash"
1st couple to walk on the moon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once tore off the label from every canned item in tesco leaving blank tins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Runs about the house flapping his arms up and down shouting "I'm the Batman!" |
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Does the Daz doorstep challenge |
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Is a member of the women's institute and crochets her own Merkins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a collection of oompa loompa dolls and you don't want to know what happens with them and his willy wonka  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smears his body in honey and lies supine leaving the balcony doors open every third fortnight for his neighbours honey badger to come and visit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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goes naked jogging down central reservation on motorways |
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"goes naked jogging down central reservation on motorways "
Stole Mr Bean mini |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"invented the gloryhole "
Got bounced from Dragon's Den after asking for £100,000 for their rival knock off version of the glory hole.
During the pitch, Bannantyne tried the hole, releasing his cock with the words, 'I'm ooot.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got kicked off Top Gear for turning up with a few grams and a rolled up twenty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wears a look a like Donald Trump wig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried to ride an albino rhino thinking it was a unicorn |
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Is actually Victoria Coren-Mitchell in drag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once dressed as a unicorn but ended up looking like an albino rhino after the horn fell off |
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"Once dressed as a unicorn but ended up looking like an albino rhino after the horn fell off"
The tattoo on his chest is actually the lyrics to barbie girl by aqua |
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Clive Sinclair stole their plans for what became the Sinclair C5..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He can fart god save the queen, in tune too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Collects his bogies and makes miniature sculptures of the Royal family out of them. Next on his to-do list is Prince Andrew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes balloon animals and takes them on walks round the park. A dog is the only animal she cannot make |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears his shoes on the wrong feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Came 2nd on an episode of blockbusters in the 90s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a threesome with Ant and Dec |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once got kicked out of KFC for offering to do the finger lickin' |
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His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.... |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
She stole my red boxers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Juggles jelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Juggles jelly"
Has shares in a jelly company |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was pranked by Jeremy on Beadles About |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Came last on Supermarket Sweep for taking it too literally and turning up with a broom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once wanked to a picture of big bird from Sesame Street |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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IS Big Bird from Sesame Street |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IS Big Bird from Sesame Street "
Likes marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He hates been nude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dad! I found you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ran away to a circus when he was young and developed an addiction to fluffy sugar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owns a hot air balloon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turned up to a stables butt naked because he heard they were riding bareback that day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was robbed of all his vowels when making up his profile (except “I”) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Peterborough spaghetti eating champion 2011. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Peterborough spaghetti eating champion 2011."
Has 4 gonads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was a playboy model in a former life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hates shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates shoes "
hates doing 69 |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Hates shoes hates doing 69 "
Has a Vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates shoes hates doing 69
Has a Vagina "
Used to date Roger Federer |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Hates shoes hates doing 69
Has a Vagina
Used to date Roger Federer "
Also has a Vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates shoes hates doing 69
Has a Vagina
Used to date Roger Federer
Also has a Vagina "
Lol. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Hates shoes hates doing 69
Has a Vagina
Used to date Roger Federer
Also has a Vagina
Lol."
A huge one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ate all the pies |
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Trains bats to spy on neighbors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ate all the pies "
Oops that was for hot pie lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trains bats to spy on neighbors"
Never reads the t&c’s |
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"Trains bats to spy on neighbors
Never reads the t&c’s "
Is still a virgin |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Trains bats to spy on neighbors
Never reads the t&c’s
Is still a virgin"
Can sing through his cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trains bats to spy on neighbors
Never reads the t&c’s
Is still a virgin"
Lmao
I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trains bats to spy on neighbors
Never reads the t&c’s
Is still a virgin
Can sing through his cock "
Can sing through anyone’s cock |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Trains bats to spy on neighbors
Never reads the t&c’s
Is still a virgin
Can sing through his cock
Can sing through anyone’s cock "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a crippling fear of flirting, blueberries and hills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has been using the same teabag since the first lockdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a crippling fear of flirting, blueberries and hills "
That was for Flirt69 but I'm still letting it stand for Miss Yasmeen haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has intense lumberjack fantasies |
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"Has intense lumberjack fantasies"
his favourite colour is black  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collects his bogies and makes miniature sculptures of the Royal family out of them. Next on his to-do list is Prince Andrew."
And that to do list would have you at the top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a crippling fear of flirting, blueberries and hills
That was for Flirt69 but I'm still letting it stand for Miss Yasmeen haha"
Hahahah ohhh how did you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collects his bogies and makes miniature sculptures of the Royal family out of them. Next on his to-do list is Prince Andrew.
And that to do list would have you at the top "
Is a master of mystery and illusion (shadow) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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World champion Jelly cube snorter.80 cubes in 60 seconds through a straw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was a giant in her past life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has only got two elbows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She’s a smartie polisher |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Splits custard creams, scrapes off the filling and eats the plain biscuit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put him in the filling  |
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Rolls gherkins in custard powder and sucks them for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sends hate mail to Mary berry x |
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"Splits custard creams, scrapes off the filling and eats the plain biscuit"
His beard is insured for £1,000,000 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He really is Prince Harry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has never got a t shirt successfully over her boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to standford uni |
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By *ickJMan
over a year ago
Hemel Hempstead |
Doesn't like wearing a jacket.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Falls down if he's not holding onto something |
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He sells sea shells by the sea shore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats soup with a fork |
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Feels naked without doing up his top button |
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"Eats soup with a fork"
Invented the spork |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't see over her shoulder |
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Is able to standing jump over a bucket |
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over a year ago
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Has a clown fetish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of her pants slip down as her legs are too glossy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of her pants slip down as her legs are too glossy"
Too slow again haha |
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"All of her pants slip down as her legs are too glossy
Too slow again haha"
Types very slowly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes to fart on cameras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes to fart on cameras "
Is a photographer of tea bags |
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over a year ago
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Won an Olympic Silver medal for belching |
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"Likes to fart on cameras
Is a photographer of tea bags "
buys underwear wears it for a week then returns it |
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"Won an Olympic Silver medal for belching"
Greases his saddle before cycling |
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"Likes to fart on cameras
Is a photographer of tea bags
buys underwear wears it for a week then returns it "
Doesn't believe in sleeves |
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By *ickJMan
over a year ago
Hemel Hempstead |
Can throw a kettle over a pub! |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has difficulties with numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes to lick ice off lamp posts |
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over a year ago
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Has never owned a sofa |
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Likes to be called Doris and wear nappies on a Tuesday afternoon |
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over a year ago
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One of her legs is both the same |
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"Likes to be called Doris and wear nappies on a Tuesday afternoon "
Knows me too well |
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