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Valentine's WEEKEND Hot Tub Party # 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Valentine's Day presents for all!

Please, open your present and tell us what you got.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm still in the hot tub Cindi .

Im waiting to be killed still apparently by two ladies .

I got an Egg Timer awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm still in the hot tub Cindi .

Im waiting to be killed still apparently by two ladies .

I got an Egg Timer awww thanks "

That's not an egg timer

It goes in "the other end"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I get in please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm still in the hot tub Cindi .

Im waiting to be killed still apparently by two ladies .

I got an Egg Timer awww thanks

That's not an egg timer

It goes in "the other end" "

That's such a Cindi answer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I get in please "

I'll move up gladly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly "

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I get in please "

But of course.

The DJ is taking requests and I'll be joining Red and Maddie on the dance floor.

All are welcome

"Waiter! Drinks please"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer "

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it "

I want to know where it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I get in please

But of course.

The DJ is taking requests and I'll be joining Red and Maddie on the dance floor.

All are welcome

"Waiter! Drinks please""

Whose being waiter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it "

*Grumpy doesn't realise it's remote controlled by Cindi who sets it to start vibrating*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it

I want to know where it is "

Ask Cindi !! She put it there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it

*Grumpy doesn't realise it's remote controlled by Cindi who sets it to start vibrating*"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"room for one more? "

There is plenty room.

Just make sure ya kit is off

I'll go make all of us some drinks x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it

I want to know where it is

Ask Cindi !! She put it there "

Is it hard boiled yet

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Aw, I'm glad Wonko's not dead, Cindi. Even if he is a bit of a fuckka!

I'm gonna slip in beside Grumpy & Doris for a bit. Then I'll be up on the dance floor with you. Yee ha!! Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it

I want to know where it is

Ask Cindi !! She put it there

Is it hard boiled yet "

Yep. The Eggs Ova-done

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aw, I'm glad Wonko's not dead, Cindi. Even if he is a bit of a fuckka!

I'm gonna slip in beside Grumpy & Doris for a bit. Then I'll be up on the dance floor with you. Yee ha!! Xx"

It just gets better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And i just got all tarted up as the party continued

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Aw, Cindi. My present. I love it

*Red sashays over wearing her new edible bikini and offers everyone a nibble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued "

Welcome to the party

The men can get a bit wild here, they may need restraining

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I get in please

I'll move up gladly

I’m not sitting on the egg timer

Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it

I want to know where it is

Ask Cindi !! She put it there

Is it hard boiled yet

Yep. The Eggs Ova-done "

That explains grumpy's thrashing movements.

I thought he was having a fit.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued "

Don't worry, you can keep yours on - you look fabulous! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cindi arrives with cocktails and shots for all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *"

He's alive!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *"

WOnkoooooooo!!! I HATE custard

I'm sorry guys, but I'm washing it off in the tub - before I vomit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!"

And very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued

Welcome to the party

The men can get a bit wild here, they may need restraining "

Not gone unnoticed about the guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued

Don't worry, you can keep yours on - you look fabulous! X"

Phew thank goodness thought all the effort would of gone to waste and don't want my mascara ruined lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required "

Did we scare them off? Again??

Looks like we're DIY-ing girls.....

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required "

Here but I’m not getting in that hot tub with custard floaters. Eweww.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

Did we scare them off? Again??

Looks like we're DIY-ing girls....."

I don't think they can keep up with our appetites

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty "

I am not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty "

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

Here but I’m not getting in that hot tub with custard floaters. Eweww. "

Jimbo! How lovely to see you.

I'm sorry that you can't nibble on my edible bikini (thanks Wonko!)

In fact, I'm rather sticky.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do "

Bend over bitch, it's punishment time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do

Bend over bitch, it's punishment time "

You will have to catch me first

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do "

I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard.

Naughty Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I left for 40 minutes and came back to hard boiled arse eggs and custard floaters.

what a time to be alive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do

I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard.

Naughty Wonko! "

promises promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I left for 40 minutes and came back to hard boiled arse eggs and custard floaters.

what a time to be alive."

That's just for starters.

Its cucumber and carrot time now

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I left for 40 minutes and came back to hard boiled arse eggs and custard floaters.

what a time to be alive."

Welcome to Cindi's world

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required "

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like the hot tube is one giant weird soup,glad I kept my clothes on now

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do

I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard.

Naughty Wonko! promises promises "

Dammit! Tis no punishment, is it?!

*Red steals Wonko's knicker collection.

That'll learn him

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Sounds like the hot tube is one giant weird soup,glad I kept my clothes on now "

It's ok. MilesSmiles will clean it up for us while we shower & get flammed up for the dancing WooHoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself "

I've also had a similar accident when I got too excited and my ass ate my butt plug

But I remedied the situation after sitting on the loo for a few minutes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself "

In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself "

I wondered why you were turning really slowly when you were sat down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself

I've also had a similar accident when I got too excited and my ass ate my butt plug

But I remedied the situation after sitting on the loo for a few minutes "

Your arse are it ?? Now I'm nervous

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself

I wondered why you were turning really slowly when you were sat down "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself

In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out...... "

I'm sure Cindi does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were......."

big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself

In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out......

I'm sure Cindi does "

Is it like a Jack in the Box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub "

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *

He's alive!!!!!

And very naughty

If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do

I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard.

Naughty Wonko! promises promises

Dammit! Tis no punishment, is it?!

*Red steals Wonko's knicker collection.

That'll learn him "

They are pointless anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry "

dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs "

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity "

never i have to maintain my dignity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity "

There's not much material to maintain it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity

There's not much material to maintain it "

last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity

There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day "

Never mind that soppy rubbish.

I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity

There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day

Never mind that soppy rubbish.

I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them "

nope I've taken a vow of celibacy and it will take a lot to break me #mfm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "
sont tell cindi she will burn them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "

"Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress?"

"Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!"

"Yes Mistress, right away Mistress"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity

There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day

Never mind that soppy rubbish.

I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them nope I've taken a vow of celibacy and it will take a lot to break me #mfm "

#mfm can feck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can

"Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress?"

"Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!"

"Yes Mistress, right away Mistress""

*hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container *

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can

"Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress?"

"Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!"

"Yes Mistress, right away Mistress"

*hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container *"

Dammit Wonko he's easily lead!

Leave him be.

He's not for your cause otherwise who else will satisfy me in my dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can

"Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress?"

"Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!"

"Yes Mistress, right away Mistress"

*hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container *

Dammit Wonko he's easily lead!

Leave him be.

He's not for your cause otherwise who else will satisfy me in my dungeon "

Wookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can

"Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress?"

"Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!"

"Yes Mistress, right away Mistress"

*hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container *

Dammit Wonko he's easily lead!

Leave him be.

He's not for your cause otherwise who else will satisfy me in my dungeon

Wookie "

Peek a boo Wookie

Erm....

I have a few matters that require your assistance.

Are you free for the next week?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Men!

Where are you?

Your services are required

I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself

In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out......

I'm sure Cindi does "

Yes. And a rather painful experience it would have been for you, too. Be grateful, not grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry "

Wookie! Hello, stranger. How the devil are you? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub! "

You'll fit in just perfect here then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub! "

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity

There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day

Never mind that soppy rubbish.

I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them "

Ooh, I've never been on a sex swing. Can I go first? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "

No, Wonko!

No more mankinis.

I like how you never poured cold custard on THEM!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what's happening here.

Erm.....

We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties.

Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout.

The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again.

Wonko has been brought back to life.

As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub

Wookie!!!!!!!!!

I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs

Dammit!

Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity

There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day

Never mind that soppy rubbish.

I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them

Ooh, I've never been on a sex swing. Can I go first? X"

Best thing ever!!

I love em!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can

No, Wonko!

No more mankinis.

I like how you never poured cold custard on THEM!!! "

Mankinis rule!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub! "

You'll be fine, T. It's all clean again now. Let's get naked!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Down with mankini's!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner "

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko! "

Ok

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

You'll be fine, T. It's all clean again now. Let's get naked!!!! X"

Perfect! I love being Naked in a hottub!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Ooh, I've never been on a sex swing. Can I go first? X

Best thing ever!!

I love em!"

I shall try it out, then. Thank you.

JIMBOOOOOOOOO! I need you in the sex swing please

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

Ok

Spoil sport "

There's a good boy.

Now, what are you having to drink? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

Ok

Spoil sport

There's a good boy.

Now, what are you having to drink? X"

I will fetch my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

Ok

Spoil sport

There's a good boy.

Now, what are you having to drink? X

I will fetch my own "

Its a free bar tonight so help yourself all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

Ok

Spoil sport

There's a good boy.

Now, what are you having to drink? X

I will fetch my own "

Dammit. Wanted to pee in it.

Foiled again!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

Ok

Spoil sport

There's a good boy.

Now, what are you having to drink? X

I will fetch my own

Its a free bar tonight so help yourself all

"

*picks up the bar and walks off leaving all the drink behind *

Thanks cindi I always wanted to have my own one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!

Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner

No more fucking custard, Wonko!

Ok

Spoil sport

There's a good boy.

Now, what are you having to drink? X

I will fetch my own

Dammit. Wanted to pee in it.

Foiled again!!!!!!!"

I knew you were up to something

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Not sure what’s going on here but I’m in the hot tub right now !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure what’s going on here but I’m in the hot tub right now ! "

Join the club.

I'm trying to find the Millennium Falcon and I've no idea where it's been parked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure what’s going on here but I’m in the hot tub right now !

Join the club.

I'm trying to find the Millennium Falcon and I've no idea where it's been parked "

You did insist on painting it the same pink as the rest of the mansion.

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not sure what’s going on here but I’m in the hot tub right now !

Join the club.

I'm trying to find the Millennium Falcon and I've no idea where it's been parked "

I’ve no idea, I’ll have a look along Orions Belt and report back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So you guys have lost it.

Great.

Now I'll have to seek out a new weapon of mass destruction......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you guys have lost it.

Great.

Now I'll have to seek out a new weapon of mass destruction......"

Nothing to do with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you guys have lost it.

Great.

Now I'll have to seek out a new weapon of mass destruction......"

*sneaks of to hide his death star*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you guys have lost it.

Great.

Now I'll have to seek out a new weapon of mass destruction......

*sneaks of to hide his death star*"

That's no use to me.

I need something mobile for vigorous swift movements

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Not sure what’s going on here but I’m in the hot tub right now ! "

Oooft! Hello there. I'll join you x

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I've missed you all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Not sure what’s going on here but I’m in the hot tub right now !

Join the club.

I'm trying to find the Millennium Falcon and I've no idea where it's been parked

You did insist on painting it the same pink as the rest of the mansion. "

I told you to paint it RED!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I've missed you all "

And we've missed you

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I've missed you all

And we've missed you "

Hi red x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I've missed you all

And we've missed you

Hi red x"

How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I've missed you all

And we've missed you

Hi red x

How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as "

Doing fabulous thank you. How are you beautiful??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I've missed you all

And we've missed you

Hi red x

How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as

Doing fabulous thank you. How are you beautiful?? "

Better now my Hot Tub gang are back x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx"

Shut up & get yet knob out

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I've missed you all

And we've missed you

Hi red x

How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as

Doing fabulous thank you. How are you beautiful??

Better now my Hot Tub gang are back x"

Wheres maddie ?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out "

Ok... sounds like my kinda place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this the party thats all over the news ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out "

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???"

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Ok... sounds like my kinda place "

Thought it would be

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely "

Behave Cindi

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined "

Who to touch first

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first "

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first "

Do enjoy a lucky dip

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Let's all blindfold each other.

Makes touching way more fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi "

Dammit you always spoil my fun

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip "

Or a ducky dip as I like to say

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip "

Why not

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Let's all blindfold each other.

Makes touching way more fun "

I'm loving this idea red

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not "

Go on then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun "

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not "

Why not indeed Aurora

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not

Go on then "

You're up first then?!?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's all blindfold each other.

Makes touching way more fun

I'm loving this idea red "

*Red hands out red velvet blindfolds to everyone.

No, Wonko. I do NOT have any in pink!

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet...... "

Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not

Go on then

You're up first then?!? "

Sure why not sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......

Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub? "

Yes.

But its underground.

I can give you a guided tour of you desire

But beware, not many return

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......

Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?

Yes.

But its underground.

I can give you a guided tour of you desire

But beware, not many return "

Where do I sign

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......

Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?

Yes.

But its underground.

I can give you a guided tour of you desire

But beware, not many return

Where do I sign "

No signature required.

Just be willing to submit to my every command.

Now give me a moment to change into something more appropriate

Ahh that's better.

I'll just make sure the restraints are firm and sterdy x

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......

Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?

Yes.

But its underground.

I can give you a guided tour of you desire

But beware, not many return

Where do I sign

No signature required.

Just be willing to submit to my every command.

Now give me a moment to change into something more appropriate

Ahh that's better.

I'll just make sure the restraints are firm and sterdy x"

Oh I like the way this is heading

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx

Shut up & get yet knob out

Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely

Behave Cindi

Dammit you always spoil my fun

Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......

Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?

Yes.

But its underground.

I can give you a guided tour of you desire

But beware, not many return

Where do I sign

No signature required.

Just be willing to submit to my every command.

Now give me a moment to change into something more appropriate

Ahh that's better.

I'll just make sure the restraints are firm and sterdy x

Oh I like the way this is heading "

Oh you will.

Now please, take a seat so Nurse Cindi can extract a specimen sample before your full "investigation" begins.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not

Go on then

You're up first then?!?

Sure why not sounds fun "

I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy???

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Oh I like the way this is heading "

Cindi has a new toy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not

Go on then

You're up first then?!?

Sure why not sounds fun

I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy??? "

Woof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red "

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X"

u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 09:12:33]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side "

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power "

that's not true thats impossible

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible "

Stop playing hard to get dammit.

You've been hanging out with Wonko too long.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible

Stop playing hard to get dammit.

You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. "

u havnt made the right offer that's all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible

Stop playing hard to get dammit.

You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. u havnt made the right offer that's all "

Can I get you a drink?

Perhaps some rum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not

Go on then

You're up first then?!?

Sure why not sounds fun

I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy???

Woof "

Good doggy!

Where's your bone?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

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"Is this the party thats all over the news ???

It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined

Who to touch first

Do enjoy a lucky dip

Why not

Go on then

You're up first then?!?

Sure why not sounds fun

I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy???

Woof

Good doggy!

Where's your bone? "

You’ve seen my bone

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"*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*"

*makes sure we have a never ending supply all well hidden from cindi and others who would rid us of them*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible

Stop playing hard to get dammit.

You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. u havnt made the right offer that's all

Can I get you a drink?

Perhaps some rum "

now your talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*

*makes sure we have a never ending supply all well hidden from cindi and others who would rid us of them*"

If you can't beat em, join em.

Have you got a pink one for me please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle

Ps hi red

It won't work.

I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.

I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side

Your powers are weak.

As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible

Stop playing hard to get dammit.

You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. u havnt made the right offer that's all

Can I get you a drink?

Perhaps some rum now your talking "

It's too easy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*

*makes sure we have a never ending supply all well hidden from cindi and others who would rid us of them*

If you can't beat em, join em.

Have you got a pink one for me please x "

No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*

*makes sure we have a never ending supply all well hidden from cindi and others who would rid us of them*

If you can't beat em, join em.

Have you got a pink one for me please x

No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one "

Hahaha

I'll have to get my bikini on then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*

*makes sure we have a never ending supply all well hidden from cindi and others who would rid us of them*

If you can't beat em, join em.

Have you got a pink one for me please x

No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one

Hahaha

I'll have to get my bikini on then "

If you must

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Cindi goes on a mankini hunt to rid the resort of them for once and for all*

*makes sure we have a never ending supply all well hidden from cindi and others who would rid us of them*

If you can't beat em, join em.

Have you got a pink one for me please x

No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one

Hahaha

I'll have to get my bikini on then

If you must "

I better not.

Don't want to scare the guests

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Sensual runs around the pool naked,shouting 'weeeeeeee',then flops down in the big wicker chair and Carrys on drinking rum*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Sensual runs around the pool naked,shouting 'weeeeeeee',then flops down in the big wicker chair and Carrys on drinking rum*"

*Cindi reminds Sensual it's ok to talk here, it's not the 'say nothing thread' *

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who's turn is it to keep guard in the watchtower tonight?

We can't be too careful.

The enemy hot tub parties haven't attacked for a while.

I sense trouble is brewing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's turn is it to keep guard in the watchtower tonight?

We can't be too careful.

The enemy hot tub parties haven't attacked for a while.

I sense trouble is brewing."

Not me. I did it 3 year's ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's turn is it to keep guard in the watchtower tonight?

We can't be too careful.

The enemy hot tub parties haven't attacked for a while.

I sense trouble is brewing.

Not me. I did it 3 year's ago

"

That's ok Wonko.

We need your destructive powers on standby incase they try anything.

Just point and shoot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's turn is it to keep guard in the watchtower tonight?

We can't be too careful.

The enemy hot tub parties haven't attacked for a while.

I sense trouble is brewing.

Not me. I did it 3 year's ago

That's ok Wonko.

We need your destructive powers on standby incase they try anything.

Just point and shoot "

Should i just attack the enemy outposts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's turn is it to keep guard in the watchtower tonight?

We can't be too careful.

The enemy hot tub parties haven't attacked for a while.

I sense trouble is brewing.

Not me. I did it 3 year's ago

That's ok Wonko.

We need your destructive powers on standby incase they try anything.

Just point and shoot

Should i just attack the enemy outposts? "

Do you think that's wise?

We haven't launched a counter attack before.

Perhaps you are right.

Strike them first!

TO WAR!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*turns the music up and dances with Red, Sensual and Maddie as Miles watches from the seated area*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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