I would never class myself as an expert in anything, just out of principle. However, I have specialisms in classical music, jazz, piano, and 20th century history. Luke

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I would never class myself as an expert in anything, just out of principle. However, I have specialisms in classical music, jazz, piano, and 20th century history. Luke "

Specialist / Expert...... potato potarrrrto.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Not an expert but I'm an engineer so I know how to do stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made a spice rack in woodwork when I was 15. Makes me an expert with wood....I'll get my coat.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I know everything, simple!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know everything, simple!"

Erm. Hello?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

How uncanny. I was thinking about a thread on people's expertise myself yesterday.

Being psychic seems to be my area of expertise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As well as being omniscient, I am expert at falling off heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good at problem solving

To say I am world class at it is a complete understatement and hafe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to organise. I can organise any kind of chaos into a beautiful system.

I'm also pretty good at spotting the flaws in people's plans. Everyone loves that about me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I made a spice rack in woodwork when I was 15. Makes me an expert with wood....I'll get my coat."

Wood by name , wood by nature.........

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Two stroke motorcycles from 1988 - 1998 I spend too much time watching videos and looking at pictures of them. Say RD350 YPVS in my ear and I melt

‘I love the smell of two stroke in the morning’

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I must be the only person here without an expertise......... or specialism for the pedants amongst us.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I must be the only person here without an expertise......... or specialism for the pedants amongst us. "

I don't have a real one.

We could make them up.

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By *yronutMan over a year ago

St Austell

The definition of an Expert is....

‘X’ being an algebraic ‘Unknown’

‘Spert’ being a ‘Drip Under Pressure’

I’ll leave it there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bird impersonations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must be the only person here without an expertise......... or specialism for the pedants amongst us. "

You are perfect at being Granny Crumpet. Why would you need anything else?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I must be the only person here without an expertise......... or specialism for the pedants amongst us.

You are perfect at being Granny Crumpet. Why would you need anything else?"

You HAVE to stop trying to get me into Buddhism ..... you barmy swarmi

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I must be the only person here without an expertise......... or specialism for the pedants amongst us.

I don't have a real one.

We could make them up."

Good idea !

Now...... all I have to do is think about what I want to be.......

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I can play the spoons against me knackers naked whilst not even breaking a smile

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can play the spoons against me knackers naked whilst not even breaking a smile "

I bet you are crying like a baby tho ......

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

here

"I must be the only person here without an expertise......... or specialism for the pedants amongst us. "

You are being too modest ... I can think of one

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I can play the spoons against me knackers naked whilst not even breaking a smile

I bet you are crying like a baby tho ......"

Only on the inside

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I can play the spoons against me knackers naked whilst not even breaking a smile "

Video or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The definition of an Expert is....

‘X’ being an algebraic ‘Unknown’

‘Spert’ being a ‘Drip Under Pressure’

I’ll leave it there

Love that definition

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fly-Fishing

& Poaching eggs. Are the only areas I'll claim any true expertise..... Although the second is more of an art form really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Development of armoured vehicles by the United States 1916-1954.

Her’s is American literature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drying laundry on exercise equipment

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