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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
I'm getting the sense you're not a fan.
Mrs kf x"
I have nothing against roses.
That’s why I don’t murder them to give my wife 60seconds of pleasure once a year.
60 seconds of pleasure... once a year.
*insert punchline* |
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
I'm getting the sense you're not a fan.
Mrs kf x
I have nothing against roses.
That’s why I don’t murder them to give my wife 60seconds of pleasure once a year.
60 seconds of pleasure... once a year.
*insert punchline*"
Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing?  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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The ancient Romans may be responsible for valentines day.
Emperor Claudius II executed two men both named Valentine on Feb 14.
Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.
Just looked it up. |
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
I'm getting the sense you're not a fan.
Mrs kf x
I have nothing against roses.
That’s why I don’t murder them to give my wife 60seconds of pleasure once a year.
60 seconds of pleasure... once a year.
*insert punchline*
Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing? "
You say all by himself..... I'm happy to help him out just in case the pressure gets too much |
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
I'm getting the sense you're not a fan.
Mrs kf x
I have nothing against roses.
That’s why I don’t murder them to give my wife 60seconds of pleasure once a year.
60 seconds of pleasure... once a year.
*insert punchline*
Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing?
You say all by himself..... I'm happy to help him out just in case the pressure gets too much "
Such a giver, Peach. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing? "
Not bad, bit too predictable but a decent effort all things considered. |
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it. "
Absofuckinlutely. That's what it's about and I want it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
What are your thoughts on tulips   "
Pretty.
Bit fucking smarmy if I had to be brutal.
I do like them though.
Definitely shouldn’t be murdered for pleasure. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it. "
This! Not into the overinflated prices of meals out and prefer other flowers to roses that are amazingly so much more expensive on this day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The ancient Romans may be responsible for valentines day.
Emperor Claudius II executed two men both named Valentine on Feb 14.
Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.
Just looked it up."
Sounds about right.
Should’ve stuck to building roads and having orgys.
Fucking Romans. |
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it.
This! Not into the overinflated prices of meals out and prefer other flowers to roses that are amazingly so much more expensive on this day"
I'm happier with a houseplant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You say all by himself..... I'm happy to help him out just in case the pressure gets too much "
I suppose that might save time.
Ok, you start on the vag and I’ll put my nob in her mouth.
Lucky girl. |
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Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing?
Not bad, bit too predictable but a decent effort all things considered."
5/10 must try harder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ancient Romans may be responsible for valentines day.
Emperor Claudius II executed two men both named Valentine on Feb 14.
Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.
Just looked it up."
what have the romans ever done for us  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A post for those that couldnt be bothered to write one but yet expected one. "
No.
I understand your sentiments but this is a thread for non of those people.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it. "
Me too.
But does there really need to be a special day for someone to do that?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
I'm getting the sense you're not a fan.
Mrs kf x
I have nothing against roses.
That’s why I don’t murder them to give my wife 60seconds of pleasure once a year.
60 seconds of pleasure... once a year.
*insert punchline*
Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing? "
yes, or just popping out for a minute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha Valentine’s Day is about couple, love and being together, and feeling etc.
This website is about sex swinging......
Won’t go in details of it but that’s nothing to do with love. Is it’s something I’m mistaking here? Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha Valentine’s Day is about couple, love and being together, and feeling etc.
This website is about sex swinging......
Won’t go in details of it but that’s nothing to do with love. Is it’s something I’m mistaking here? Sorry "
the irony of this comment matched with your username
people use the site in different ways
people swing in different ways
people look at sex in different ways
people see romance in different ways
and people love in different ways
sometimes some of them overlap |
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it.
Me too.
But does there really need to be a special day for someone to do that?
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No there doesn't but the sheep  it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
Fuck off valentines? Does that mean you're telling yourself to fuck of too Mr. Valentine?"
My name is Surly.
The surname is just an unhappy coincidence.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to play cupid, sorry if its all a bit saccharine x
i think there is a glitch in your matrix
My phone is sympathising with the OP! "
you took the red pill because it was vday didnt you
(i bet a few have had to pop a blue pill too ha) |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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"Haha Valentine’s Day is about couple, love and being together, and feeling etc.
This website is about sex swinging......
Won’t go in details of it but that’s nothing to do with love. Is it’s something I’m mistaking here? Sorry "
Love the irony of your name and your post  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
We check our balls
And so should you.
This message is brought to you by Cahonas Scotland."
Roses are flowers.
They can be a variety of colours.
But I agree, check your testicles regularly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to play cupid, sorry if its all a bit saccharine x"
That’s fine.
You enjoy your Cupid posts, I haven’t gone onto any lovey fucking dovey posts and complained about them.
I’ve contained my damnation to this very well compiled and articulated thread of my own.
There’s no need to be sorry.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it.
Me too.
But does there really need to be a special day for someone to do that?
No there doesn't but the sheep it."
Baaah.
I think it’s allowed to do those things on Valentines Day and many other days as well, like buying Birthday presents and giving them on other days too ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to play cupid, sorry if its all a bit saccharine x
i think there is a glitch in your matrix "
Hmm, I’ve not had any communication with you before I don’t believe.
I quite like your avatar and your name is mildly interesting to me.
I might consider you for future sexual interest if I can be bothered.
Just don’t be expecting anything too pleasurable and we’ll get along fine.
Thanks for getting involved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yep, everyone knows Sam doesn't need to murder roses to give his wife 60 seconds of pleasure once a year, he can do that all by himself!
That kind of thing? yes, or just popping out for a minute. "
Much better.
Thanks for the input. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha Valentine’s Day is about couple, love and being together, and feeling etc.
This website is about sex swinging......
Won’t go in details of it but that’s nothing to do with love. Is it’s something I’m mistaking here? Sorry "
Always seemed to me it was about clever cunts making money out of the emotionally vulnerable. |
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"I'd prefer a nice home cooked meal, a bottle of wine, snuggles on the sofa while watching a film than a bunch of flowers/roses and all the rest of the crap that goes with it.
Me too.
But does there really need to be a special day for someone to do that?
No there doesn't but the sheep it.
Baaah.
I think it’s allowed to do those things on Valentines Day and many other days as well, like buying Birthday presents and giving them on other days too ! "
If you are in a committed and loving relationship then your partner should know and feel like you love them every day. What does roses, chocolates or a card prove? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve run out of interest in this thread now.
Apologies to anyone I haven’t replied to personally.
Truth is you’re probably not that interested in what I’d of said anyways.
Although... if anyone does post something that captures my interest I may pop back and post something again, I can’t rule that out.
Enjoy your Sunday’s you fucking flower murdering cunts.
(Winkyface) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baaah.
I think it’s allowed to do those things on Valentines Day and many other days as well, like buying Birthday presents and giving them on other days too !
If you are in a committed and loving relationship then your partner should know and feel like you love them every day. What does roses, chocolates or a card prove? "
Well if your partner doesn’t like those things, or that is all you get them and only once a year, then very little. But if they do enjoy those things, and they are reciprocal, then it seems a harmless gesture at worst, a loving gesture at best. |
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Baaah.
I think it’s allowed to do those things on Valentines Day and many other days as well, like buying Birthday presents and giving them on other days too !
If you are in a committed and loving relationship then your partner should know and feel like you love them every day. What does roses, chocolates or a card prove?
Well if your partner doesn’t like those things, or that is all you get them and only once a year, then very little. But if they do enjoy those things, and they are reciprocal, then it seems a harmless gesture at worst, a loving gesture at best. "
Valentines day is geared mainly towards women....What man ever says "oh I want a card, flowers and all the shit in between" Total bollocks and only for the needy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baaah.
I think it’s allowed to do those things on Valentines Day and many other days as well, like buying Birthday presents and giving them on other days too !
If you are in a committed and loving relationship then your partner should know and feel like you love them every day. What does roses, chocolates or a card prove?
Well if your partner doesn’t like those things, or that is all you get them and only once a year, then very little. But if they do enjoy those things, and they are reciprocal, then it seems a harmless gesture at worst, a loving gesture at best.
Valentines day is geared mainly towards women....What man ever says "oh I want a card, flowers and all the shit in between" Total bollocks and only for the needy. "
see this is disagree with and it seems a bit along the lines of toxic masculinity men can’t enjoy romance and wanting to be loved is needy - yeah its a hallmark pushed holiday , but i think plenty guys would feel miffed if the cards/ gift / signs of love only went one way - they might not want flowers but im sure they expect to be included in the day
i see valentines day as a day for couples not a day for women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to play cupid, sorry if its all a bit saccharine x
i think there is a glitch in your matrix
Hmm, I’ve not had any communication with you before I don’t believe.
I quite like your avatar and your name is mildly interesting to me.
I might consider you for future sexual interest if I can be bothered.
Just don’t be expecting anything too pleasurable and we’ll get along fine.
Thanks for getting involved."
ill promise not to expect anything too pleasurable as long as you don’t expect anything too sexually interesting from my almost always hidden profile |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I just want a damn cuddle.
Screw chocolate, cards, flowers, your home cooked meal and your sex.
I just want someone to wrap their arms around me.
I will  "
Awww you |
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"I’ve run out of interest in this thread now.
Apologies to anyone I haven’t replied to personally.
Truth is you’re probably not that interested in what I’d of said anyways.
Although... if anyone does post something that captures my interest I may pop back and post something again, I can’t rule that out.
Enjoy your Sunday’s you fucking flower murdering cunts.
(Winkyface)"
Mr KC bought me a pot plant. It'll live FOREVER (well, as long as I remember to water it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck off valentines.
Roses look just fine in the garden you cunts.
I'm getting the sense you're not a fan.
Mrs kf x
I have nothing against roses.
That’s why I don’t murder them to give my wife 60seconds of pleasure once a year.
60 seconds of pleasure... once a year.
*insert punchline*"
Thanks. I was starting to worry.
"Nothing against roses"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve run out of interest in this thread now.
Apologies to anyone I haven’t replied to personally.
Truth is you’re probably not that interested in what I’d of said anyways.
Although... if anyone does post something that captures my interest I may pop back and post something again, I can’t rule that out.
Enjoy your Sunday’s you fucking flower murdering cunts.
(Winkyface)
Mr KC bought me a pot plant. It'll live FOREVER (well, as long as I remember to water it) "
My fucking hero. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did I only just realise it's you Sam? I'm going to hide under the duvet now for the rest of the day  "
Oh.
I’ve just realised you now have a couples profile.
How fucking sweet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve run out of interest in this thread now.
Apologies to anyone I haven’t replied to personally.
Truth is you’re probably not that interested in what I’d of said anyways.
Although... if anyone does post something that captures my interest I may pop back and post something again, I can’t rule that out.
Enjoy your Sunday’s you fucking flower murdering cunts.
(Winkyface)"
I am just here nephew to post nothing of interest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did I only just realise it's you Sam? I'm going to hide under the duvet now for the rest of the day "
I spotted it was you pair
Happy Sunday to you both xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve run out of interest in this thread now.
Apologies to anyone I haven’t replied to personally.
Truth is you’re probably not that interested in what I’d of said anyways.
Although... if anyone does post something that captures my interest I may pop back and post something again, I can’t rule that out.
Enjoy your Sunday’s you fucking flower murdering cunts.
(Winkyface)
I am just here nephew to post nothing of interest "
That’s the spirit!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sam, it’s so sweet you didn’t buy flowers.
I feel less guilty about not making them lemon heart shaped biscuits
Xx "
Who is this Sam?
He sounds like the kind of guy that appreciates you all year long and not just on a day designated by dark forces with questionable motives.
I’m sure those biscuits would of been received gladly by him though.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sam, it’s so sweet you didn’t buy flowers.
I feel less guilty about not making them lemon heart shaped biscuits
Xx
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That’s not very funny.
Those biscuits might of made his day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy Valentine’s Sam
You confused me with your change of username  "
Not replying to you until your vag is available again.
Hurry up and do ya mother type stuff. |
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"Sam, it’s so sweet you didn’t buy flowers.
I feel less guilty about not making them lemon heart shaped biscuits
Xx "
I would like those I could give you flowers, but I'm sure you would prefer my lady flower |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not even my mum sent me a card this year (I don't know why she normally does that, it's weird right?) so I'm petulantly hanging out here for a bit.
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Your mother is my kinda gal.
Coincidentally that statement was part of my wedding vows as well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eileen ..... she’s my auntie and lives a couple of miles away "
I have one we call threes.
She stinks and we’ve only ever thought about her when it gets cold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sam, it’s so sweet you didn’t buy flowers.
I feel less guilty about not making them lemon heart shaped biscuits
Xx
Who is this Sam?
He sounds like the kind of guy that appreciates you all year long and not just on a day designated by dark forces with questionable motives.
I’m sure those biscuits would of been received gladly by him though.
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Yes he does.
I may surprise him tomorrow with some yummy biscuits or just pop my tail in later for some fun. It is the end of the weekend after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The origins of Valentines Day are a bit fucked.
St Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy and beekeepers.
I did not know that. "
Kind of takes the shine off valentines day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surly definitely suits you better
Personally I love roses just seems I’m not worth murdering them for  "
I can’t quite work out if your flirting with me or your saying I’m a miserable twat.
Either way.
Nobody’s worth murdering such a beautiful product of our planet for.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surly definitely suits you better
Personally I love roses just seems I’m not worth murdering them for
I can’t quite work out if your flirting with me or your saying I’m a miserable twat.
Either way.
Nobody’s worth murdering such a beautiful product of our planet for.
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Your definitely a miserable twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surly definitely suits you better
Personally I love roses just seems I’m not worth murdering them for
I can’t quite work out if your flirting with me or your saying I’m a miserable twat.
Either way.
Nobody’s worth murdering such a beautiful product of our planet for.
Your definitely a miserable twat "
You’ve made my generic Sunday of the month February just there.
Thank you. |
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