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Naked for the pizza delivery guy at the door
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"No way. I’m focused on the pizza.
I’m standing behind you, focussing on your arse while you focus on the pizza 
mmmm, pizza
You want a pizza the action?  "
Both nibbling at the same piece, like in Lady and the Tramp |
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over a year ago
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
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Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent."
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy... |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy..."
My instructions say ring on arrival, lol |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...
My instructions say ring on arrival, lol"
A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here  |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...
My instructions say ring on arrival, lol
A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here "
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"
consent is politically correct crap
wow , just wow |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...
My instructions say ring on arrival, lol
A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here
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Diamonds only? Or can i get away with cubic zirconia? Oh, and did you want anchovies with it or just the standard marinara? |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...
My instructions say ring on arrival, lol
A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here
Diamonds only? Or can i get away with cubic zirconia? Oh, and did you want anchovies with it or just the standard marinara?"
I can't assume Swing's preferred gems, but I'm a platinum 'n' diamond gal here. No cheap shit. Pepperoni please  |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though"
And perhaps remember that porn isnt real? |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...
My instructions say ring on arrival, lol
A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here
Diamonds only? Or can i get away with cubic zirconia? Oh, and did you want anchovies with it or just the standard marinara?"
I like coloured glass. I'm all about the costume jewellery 
Pizza, figs and goats cheese please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though
And perhaps remember that porn isnt real?"
I guess my question was ill-conceived, and frivolous. OK, then |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver? |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though
And perhaps remember that porn isnt real?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?"
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"
Since when has consent been politically correct crap?
Consent is a legal requirement before engaging someone in your sexual fantasy.
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through"
Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through
Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. "
Agreed. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
what a load of politically correct crap"
You may feel its a joke, but consent is vital and anyone that doesn't get that is a dangerous player in my opinion as where will they draw the line? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through
Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. "
Thank you, I regret starting this thread, tbh. I honestly never meant to offend, or question the inviolate nature of consent. |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through"
Give over, This question gets asked all the time. Usually by someone with a raging horn or a long held fantasy.
Just don't moan that the people giving the answers aren't salivating for a slice of pepperoni up the foof!
Incidentally, what is it that is sexy about this ? Is it
a) the look of shock on the delivery persons face ?
b) making their working day difficult ?
c) hoping that the lovely loyal bloke whose wife has just given birth and he's had no sleep will join in ?
d) Everyone lives in porn land and the pizza person will shout, Thanks mate you made my day' ?
Honest question ........... what is it that's sexy about it ?
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"
Believe me, the pizza delivery guy or girl, just wants to do their job and get on to the next one. They don't want their customers answering the door, waving their bits at them. Imagine if your kids delivered pizzas. |
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through
Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP.
Thank you, I regret starting this thread, tbh. I honestly never meant to offend, or question the inviolate nature of consent. "
I don't think anyone is offended. I'm not. If you can't ask it here where can you ask it ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.
what a load of politically correct crap"
You think consent isn't needed for sex acts? Lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through
Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable
Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap
Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?
That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through
Give over, This question gets asked all the time. Usually by someone with a raging horn or a long held fantasy.
Just don't moan that the people giving the answers aren't salivating for a slice of pepperoni up the foof!
Incidentally, what is it that is sexy about this ? Is it
a) the look of shock on the delivery persons face ?
b) making their working day difficult ?
c) hoping that the lovely loyal bloke whose wife has just given birth and he's had no sleep will join in ?
d) Everyone lives in porn land and the pizza person will shout, Thanks mate you made my day' ?
Honest question ........... what is it that's sexy about it ?
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its also the arrogance of people that would do it to assume everyone else must find their naked body attractive
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