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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.  "
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. |
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. "
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. "
depends what u call a nice bike??? |
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers "
If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ? |
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. "
Lolly pops
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. depends what u call a nice bike??? "
Limited edition orange n black suzuki gsxr k8 |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers
If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ?"
I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched |
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers
If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ?
I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched "
Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ? |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers
If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ?
I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched
Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ?"
I suppose if u want to pose with ur partner that's fine then but not meeting single blokes for them to pose on my bike in the nude x |
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers
If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ?
I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched
Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ?
I suppose if u want to pose with ur partner that's fine then but not meeting single blokes for them to pose on my bike in the nude x"
aw spoilsport! could make agreat Fab callander...  |
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers
If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ?
I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched
Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ?
I suppose if u want to pose with ur partner that's fine then but not meeting single blokes for them to pose on my bike in the nude x"
He might not be very composed. I'll put it to him tonight at Madame Sandra's Seance Soiree.... |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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"not got my invite yet 
I would be happy to oblige x
would you expect sex in payment?
Nope but if offered won't turn it down lol x
If one of my man friends offers you sex are you having that too ?"
I don't mean to be rude but that's a silly question. The title says ladies not men, if u want to bring a partner u can n I'm not doing this for sex, no catch, if u don't fancy it no worries, I'm not bothered. No need to be sarcastic is there??? |
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"not got my invite yet "
You can snap away round my gaff good lady, but you will need to bring a cock with you. Also said cock needs to be bigger than the remote or the whole image kind of falls flat...
Shit, I've just remembered I've swithched to virgin recently. Bugger. That won't do at all as virgin remotes and cocks do not good bedfellows make...
Tell you what. Stick the remote up your twinkle and get a shot of that instead.
Now have we gots a deal or have we gots a deal?
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"not got my invite yet
I would be happy to oblige x
would you expect sex in payment?
Nope but if offered won't turn it down lol x
If one of my man friends offers you sex are you having that too ?
I don't mean to be rude but that's a silly question. The title says ladies not men, if u want to bring a partner u can n I'm not doing this for sex, no catch, if u don't fancy it no worries, I'm not bothered. No need to be sarcastic is there??? "
No no need and I will be very cross with anyone who is. |
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. depends what u call a nice bike??? "
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"not got my invite yet
You can snap away round my gaff good lady, but you will need to bring a cock with you. Also said cock needs to be bigger than the remote or the whole image kind of falls flat...
Shit, I've just remembered I've swithched to virgin recently. Bugger. That won't do at all as virgin remotes and cocks do not good bedfellows make...
Tell you what. Stick the remote up your twinkle and get a shot of that instead.
Now have we gots a deal or have we gots a deal?
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how big do you think my twinkle is???   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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*curving
I don't purport for one minute that my remote can cure any ailments other than perhaps miscellaneous pussy tingling. Trade descriptions act and all that. |
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. "
Great idea I've seen some great shots of women posing on bikes, this is an ideal opportunity for anyone who wants to get some good photos. |
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"*curving
I don't purport for one minute that my remote can cure any ailments other than perhaps miscellaneous pussy tingling. Trade descriptions act and all that."
As long as you know the right buttons to press |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. "
I saw a request for someone with a bike so the wife could pose on it just the other day , sadly for you not on this site....but Good luck anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got an old Raleigh shopping bike, bamboo basket on front, nice wee bell and reflectors back and front... Anyone who'd like to come and sit on my bike and bring a camera feel free |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
I saw a request for someone with a bike so the wife could pose on it just the other day , sadly for you not on this site....but Good luck anyway "
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. "
love that film
Come out come out whereever you are |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
Notts |
"I want a pic of me in my denim hotpants leaning right across it "
My only requests are
1 look sexy (in what ever your wearing)
2 don't scratch my bike
3 men aren't posing on it
4 u must be reasonably close to nottingham
Its a treat for the ladies n I don't want anything in return.doesn't mean I'd turn a good offer down lol
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I'd post a pic of the bike on your profile, that way any of the charmed who may come along can be more sure what they're going to have their legs wrapped around etc.
Of course, they could always go to a bike store and take pics on a selection, I guess or meet a guy they fancy with a bike, who'll give em a good ride too. |
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Well Mr OP I wish you well and I mean that. I am normally the one having a pop at a 'Look AT Me Thread' but this is so cool.
And well I have to say this because I did this some 3 years ago with my Daytona. Started at Socials, at my parties and almost became 'the done thing' with friends. In chat people called it 'boobsonbikes.com' and caused a few smiles. So I hope you have a few laughs and end up with some new friends and a boob covered bike. As I did.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it "
I haven't had a go of the Ops bike, but I have ridden one. I have a black R6 as my Sunday toy, it's more my style. |
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Any hot horny guys wanna drape themselves over the bonnet of my mini or pop up through the sunroof?
Only fit buff and six foot tall minimum need apply ..... must bring own polish, duster and baby oil. |
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Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it
I haven't had a go of the Ops bike, but I have ridden one. I have a black R6 as my Sunday toy, it's more my style. "
Oh Mr Blackspice are you sure, are you sure that you're not posing topless with tight black leather trousers on and motorcycle boots and big aviator shades.
I think that's gonna be my new fantasy pervery for tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. "
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" Any hot horny guys wanna drape themselves over the bonnet of my mini or pop up through the sunroof?
Only fit buff and six foot tall minimum need apply ..... must bring own polish, duster and baby oil. "
Oo Laine yes what a lovely thought. In fact I'd happy bring my camera and take pics of the OP draped over the bike. He must wear something sexy, and of course sex is optional |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta |
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta "
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
Notts |
Daytona is a nice looking machine but I'd say gixxer all the way, particularly my hot k8 with the limited edition black n orange paint job lol. Thanks for the positive comments. Hope I do make some good friends out of this post. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta "
I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. "
Come, Ladies, who will ride my beautiful bike?
Who will bestride my powerful engine?
Who will riiiide......
Mwuhahahaha
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it
I haven't had a go of the Ops bike, but I have ridden one. I have a black R6 as my Sunday toy, it's more my style. "
I tried n r6, found it to be quite small, gixxer fitted me just right. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man.
This made me smile.
It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang..
Come, Ladies, who will ride my beautiful bike?
Who will bestride my powerful engine?
Who will riiiide......
Mwuhahahaha
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is it a chopper?  |
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By *stmate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway "
U could be right about that but I don't want folks thinking I've got wierd fetishes. What u said does make sense. |
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By *stmate OP Man
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway
U could be right about that but I don't want folks thinking I've got wierd fetishes. What u said does make sense. So whats wrong with weird fetishes? If it floats your boat, who gives a fuck?"
Nothing wrong with them, each to their own. |
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta "
Get a sense of humour.
It'll get you a lot further than offering your bike to ladies......just so you can sniff the seat |
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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta
Get a sense of humour.
It'll get you a lot further than offering your bike to ladies......just so you can sniff the seat "
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We have a couple of decent sports bikes in our household too so hopefully someone might like to come pose on them too....Ive done it myself loads of times but never thought of doing a post to entice people to the house with a bike.....lol |
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I've got a mountain bike now, but used to have an Aprilia RS250, the last of the demon two strokes.
Sounded like a hairdrier, but what a bike, nothing could live with it, wish I'd kept it. |
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