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By *Sparkie. OP Man over a year ago

Ratoath

Let's hear your best ones...I'll start.

Roses are red, they'll soon be dead, I'd much prefer if you put the kids to bed.

Roses are red, is romance dead, never mind the kids take me to bed

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By *ealdealMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have something nasty and now so do you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they say disneyland is happy place on earth but say standing next to you is

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Bring your brother, I'll fuck him too.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Roses are red,

violets are blue.

No I won't piss on you

I prefer the loo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers

The middle ones for you

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By *on-snowedMan over a year ago

harlow

Roses are red violets are blue.

You wasn't my first choice

But the garbage will do.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Roses are red

lemons are sour.

Open your legs

and give me an hour.

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Roses are red

These I will send

Come over here

And sit on my bellend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red violets a blue I fucked your mother now will fuck u

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Roses are Red,

Pebbles are Stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to grunt,

Look on the bright side, you're not with a cunt.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Roses are red

And daffodils are yella

Come join my friends

That are still in my cellar

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m so glad

Your mum didn’t swallow you...

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Roses are red

Foxes are clever,

I like your butt

Let me touch it forever.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Roses are red

Foxes are clever,

I like your butt

Let me touch it forever."

Roses are red

Foxes are sly,

You touch my butt

And I’ll touch your thigh

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Hurry up and get naked

So I can devour you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

But this one doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I need a shag

But not from you

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Roses are red

Come sit on my face

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Rose are red

My knickers are lace

Would you like me

To sit on your face

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But I’m thinking of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Take off your clothes

And take me to bed

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Roses are red

And they are thorny

You and your penis

Make me so horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

My bra straps are twisted

Bend over now

Your about to be fisted

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Roses are red

Kilts are tartan

No Irn Bru for you

Or you won’t stop fartin!

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By *assunachWoman over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

Roses are red

But sometimes they’re white

Show me your buns

I fancy a bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violet's are blue

If 8inchs is enough

Means I'm only short by two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have something nasty and now so do you "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are black

Nettles are nasty

Go to the shop

And get me a pasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

And they are thorny

You and your penis

Make me so horny

"
awww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m lucky to have

Fab friends like you

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

If women are made from suger and spice And all things nice

Why do the smell of tuna.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

i wanna put my lips on youuu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If women are made from suger and spice And all things nice

Why do the smell of tuna.

"
what women have you been meeting

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Pebbles are stones

Heres a big shout out

To those on their own

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob

Look on the brightside

You're not with a knob

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Say hi to your mum becasue I've fucked her too.

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Bring your brother, I'll fuck him too."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Your boobs are fantastic

It’s just such a shame

That they’re made of plastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Your boobs are fantastic

It’s just such a shame

That they’re made of plastic "

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

Rosies are red, violets are blue I'm here just for you..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Bring your brother, I'll fuck him too."

Roses are red

These rhymes are bad

My brother is busy

Can I bring my Dad ?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Bring your brother, I'll fuck him too.

Roses are red

These rhymes are bad

My brother is busy

Can I bring my Dad ?"

These rhymes may be bad

And roses are red

Bit late to ask as

Your dad's already in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue...

Bring your brother, I'll fuck him too.

Roses are red

These rhymes are bad

My brother is busy

Can I bring my Dad ?

These rhymes may be bad

And roses are red

Bit late to ask as

Your dad's already in bed

Roses are red

And you’re looking nice

If Dad is not coming

Can we do it twice ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

Stilton is stinky

It's Valentines day

So show me your winkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Dalmatians are spotty

Bend over the bed

And I’ll spank your botty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

A face like yours belong in a zoo

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Roses are red

This is a knife

Get in the van

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By *aulupforitMan over a year ago

Corbridge

Roses are red

Cabbage is green

Open your legs and I will fill you with cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

A face like yours belong in a zoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found a card with that on it once, finished off with... This fish is dead and I wish you were too! On a picture of a dead fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue

I thought I only farted, but it was a wet poo

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Roses are red, violets are blue, bla bla bla bla, show us your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are red

Can also be yellow

Cum lick me clit

I'll love you forever xx

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over girl

Your gonna get fisted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Most love is fake

But that's OK

Cause I'd rather eat cake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Roses are red

Most love is fake

But that's OK

Cause I'd rather eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue

Forget all this valentines crap

Fancy a fuck

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Roses are reddish

Violets are blueish

And if it wasn’t for Jesus

We’d all be Jewish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's valentine's day,

You should come to my place.

I'll cook you some dinner,

Then sit on your face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Oh will you be mine

Come to bed

And let’s 69

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Rose's are Red

Violets are glorious

Never surprise

Oscar Pistorius

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

R r red

V r blue

Let me put my cock in yr bum

And fill u with cum

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By *ndynot321Man over a year ago

Letchworth

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am confused why

I am sharing gardening tips

with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Oh will you be mine

Come to bed

And let’s 69"

Blood on my face

And the pillow too

I’m glad you were on

And not wanting a poo

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Getting some wine.. and some dozen flower,

I'm hoping to get.. an amazing blower,

Being with me..is the bomb,

Don't believe me.. ask your mum

Sorry, I just had to lol

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Roses are red violets are blue

My cock will be hard

when you send me a pic of your foo foo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are manky

Valentines Day

Is so bloody wanky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I think I have Covid

Or maybe just the flu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are manky

Valentines Day

Is so bloody wanky

Roses are red

Il give you a spankie

So show me your ass

And il not need my hankie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red , violets are fine........

I’ve had the vaccine......

You can come round to mine !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are manky

Valentines Day

Is so bloody wanky

Roses are red

Il give you a spankie

So show me your ass

And il not need my hankie

Roses are red

But first I need wooing

Then you can see

If my ass needs doing

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By *reeneggsandsamMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Red roses are red.

Violets are violet.

Fancy a Shag?

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Heres a big shout out for those on their own .

Think yourself lucky,

And try not to sob,

Look on thd brightside,

Your not with a nob !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are manky

Valentines Day

Is so bloody wanky

Roses are red

Il give you a spankie

So show me your ass

And il not need my hankie

Roses are red

But first I need wooing

Then you can see

If my ass needs doing

‘Roses are red’

Said on bended knee

Now sit on my face

But try not to pee

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

"If women are made from suger and spice And all things nice

Why do the smell of tuna.

what women have you been meeting

"
fish wives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

lemons are sour.

Open your legs

and give me an hour

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

roses r red violets r blue I will come in your mouth coss I haven't a tisue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You tore my heart in two

I’m seeking therapy now

Really it’s nothing, honestly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm sitting on my sofa thinking of you

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By *on-snowedMan over a year ago

harlow

Roses are red

And my tampon is too

So sorry my darling

It's pornhub for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If women are made from suger and spice And all things nice

Why do the smell of tuna.

what women have you been meeting

fish wives

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Roses are red, violets are blue

I’ve got a gun now get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Your mad as a hatter

Now splatter my face

With your Willy batter

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

Mushrooms are weird

Give me a kiss and I'll

Sit on your beard

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wear something that laces

For me to undo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate when I receive

Wuu2

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Red are red and dick pics are naff

A little message from me a you’ll want me to FAF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are prickly

They give me a blister

You’re better in bed

Than your brother and sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

My pants are bright blue,

Your clit is so tempting

So let me screw you

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By *on-snowedMan over a year ago

harlow

Roses are red

Violet's are glorious

Never sneak up on

Oscar pistorius

Its late but funny.

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By *pertureTV/TS over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd lay down

Covering fire for you

Roses are red

Stilton is stinky

Get on the bed

I want to get kinky

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