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A lesson in talking to women
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Nobody does. Not even women. We all just wing it, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
How you talk to one person may not work for another.
Bottom line is, be yourself regardless of who that may be. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody does. Not even women. We all just wing it, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
How you talk to one person may not work for another.
Bottom line is, be yourself regardless of who that may be. "
Cheers man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Show em your cock.
Women love cock.
Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'
Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show em your cock.
Women love cock.
Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'
Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"
Or NOT |
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"Show em your cock.
Women love cock.
Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'
Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"
Definitely the best advice on this thread so far! I've followed all of this closely in the past and have had some great success!  |
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"Puppy in one hand, cake in the other. She will do all the talkin......
I'm going to die here aren't I?.....  "
Maybe if you'd said Pussy in one had, Cock in the other .....
Not all women are pet loving cakeivorse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show em your cock.
Women love cock.
Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'
Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time
bad girl  "
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way |
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"Show em your cock.
Women love cock.
Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'
Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time
bad girl
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be funny, engaging, warm - but not creepy, talk to the person and brain..be interesting... Use open ended Qs to get thoughtful responses, don't be over familiar, don't call us babe, baby, hun, sexy, sweety unless we indicate we like it through later conversation, assume nothing
Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day
Don't turn needy or demanding
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue"
Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.
I know when people say this it’s frustrating and it’s not exactly what you need to hear but try abs chill abs be yourself. Confidence abs a little cheek might take you a little further too, but never stray from trying to be a gentleman. Women no matter where they are want to be treated respectfully (at-least initially) and appreciate considerate and polite.
Good luck
Take it easy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue
Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.
I know when people say this it’s frustrating and it’s not exactly what you need to hear but try abs chill abs be yourself. Confidence abs a little cheek might take you a little further too, but never stray from trying to be a gentleman. Women no matter where they are want to be treated respectfully (at-least initially) and appreciate considerate and polite.
Good luck
Take it easy
E"
Women like abs too.
A six pack makes them cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry op but females are just people, just be yourself and don't be a dick, not all women will like you, some will think you're a dock anyway but there are others that will be drawn to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue
Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.
I know when people say this it’s frustrating and it’s not exactly what you need to hear but try abs chill abs be yourself. Confidence abs a little cheek might take you a little further too, but never stray from trying to be a gentleman. Women no matter where they are want to be treated respectfully (at-least initially) and appreciate considerate and polite.
Good luck
Take it easy
E
Women like abs too.
A six pack makes them cream"
I need to sort out my predictive text  |
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"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue
Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.
I know when people say this it’s frustrating and it’s not exactly what you need to hear but try abs chill abs be yourself. Confidence abs a little cheek might take you a little further too, but never stray from trying to be a gentleman. Women no matter where they are want to be treated respectfully (at-least initially) and appreciate considerate and polite.
Good luck
Take it easy
E
Women like abs too.
A six pack makes them cream"
Don't forget the Sky remote or Lynx can. That guarantees a response, right?
There's no magic formula. Just treat them as humans, with respect and warmth and don't be offended if you don't get a reply. And don't message if they're not looking for single guys! Just move on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just chuck in the odd compliment...
Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick  "
That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?
Wanna see my cock?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be funny, engaging, warm - but not creepy, talk to the person and brain..be interesting... Use open ended Qs to get thoughtful responses, don't be over familiar, don't call us babe, baby, hun, sexy, sweety unless we indicate we like it through later conversation, assume nothing
Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day
Don't turn needy or demanding
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You lost me after 'Be funny'... |
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"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that."
But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About? |
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"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.
But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?"
Ah well, if I knew that, I’d have one of those websites where everything you click takes you to that one unbeatable solution to all your problems, for one great price. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.
But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?"
I would refer you to post 10 on this thread. Guaranteed satisfaction or your money back*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show em your cock.
Women love cock.
Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'
Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"
Wow. The block button would go mental |
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"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.
But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?
Ah well, if I knew that, I’d have one of those websites where everything you click takes you to that one unbeatable solution to all your problems, for one great price."
These things exist. They're terrifying  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Be funny, engaging, warm - but not creepy, talk to the person and brain..be interesting... Use open ended Qs to get thoughtful responses, don't be over familiar, don't call us babe, baby, hun, sexy, sweety unless we indicate we like it through later conversation, assume nothing
Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day
Don't turn needy or demanding
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Thank you |
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"Just chuck in the odd compliment...
Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick
That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?
Wanna see my cock?
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You are responsible for me wasting a mouthful of beer. Also for getting my t-shirt wet. |
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"Just chuck in the odd compliment...
Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick
That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?
Wanna see my cock?
You are responsible for me wasting a mouthful of beer. Also for getting my t-shirt wet. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just chuck in the odd compliment...
Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick
That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?
Wanna see my cock?
You are responsible for me wasting a mouthful of beer. Also for getting my t-shirt wet. "
Send me the laundry bill. |
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By *an.thisMan
over a year ago
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"Be funny, engaging, warm - but not creepy, talk to the person and brain..be interesting... Use open ended Qs to get thoughtful responses, don't be over familiar, don't call us babe, baby, hun, sexy, sweety unless we indicate we like it through later conversation, assume nothing
Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day
Don't turn needy or demanding
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I agree totally with your comment !! The funny thing is I have only ever chatted a women up a few times in my life and every time it was a total disaster !! Now I don’t get nervous as there is no pressure, I just start talking to someone I like and treat them like like a business colleague who you have met for the first time and it is more natural ! Every relationship I have ever had has always been them that made the 1st move ! Even on here everyone I have either meet or chat with actually contact me 1st. I think the secret is to just be yourself and honest about what your looking for in your profile and be friendly respectful & don’t have any expectations start of getting to know each other and see what happens ! Guys I know it very difficult and confusing on here and that some women on here say ‘I don’t want to chat this isn’t a dating site, so you think everyone is like this, but honestly! These are the minority and not what you want !! The majority of single men women and couples want respect, honesty, integrity, that starts with a connection maybe friendship and if your lucky some fun. Let them take the lead relax & don’t go barging in like a bull in a China shop ! You will know if they are interested ! Good luck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say Hey. And go from there. Don’t be a twat, don’t be a mysogonistoc prick who feels he deserves a fuck and just keep it in mind that in the sausage fest known as fabswingers we get a fuck Los of messages. |
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You could also try chatting up Australian style, which you can watch on you tube by googleing Kevin Wilson singing:- Do you fuck on first dates. It's hilarious, and you may also find some of Kevin's other words of wisdom come in handy for dealing with muppets on here. |
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