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When I got mugged and beaten up at Xmas, they left me with 7 broken ribs. 
One of the Doctors in hospital told me to wrap a towel round your ribs and pull it tight when you cough. It definitely helps x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I got mugged and beaten up at Xmas, they left me with 7 broken ribs.
One of the Doctors in hospital told me to wrap a towel round your ribs and pull it tight when you cough. It definitely helps x "
That must have been agony! |
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"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then 
Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?
Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink  "
Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............
Does that make me a narcissist ? "
No it makes you Granny. There are no words sufficient to describe your many wonders |
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"Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............
Does that make me a narcissist ?
No it makes you Granny. There are no words sufficient to describe your many wonders"
Have you been on another kindness course ? You must be skint by now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............
Does that make me a narcissist ?
No it makes you Granny. There are no words sufficient to describe your many wonders
Have you been on another kindness course ? You must be skint by now."
Its the drugs.... |
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"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then
Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?
Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink
Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?"
Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy  |
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"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then
Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?
Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink
Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?
Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy "
H.P. Sauce ?
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"When I got mugged and beaten up at Xmas, they left me with 7 broken ribs.
One of the Doctors in hospital told me to wrap a towel round your ribs and pull it tight when you cough. It definitely helps x
That must have been agony!"
Yeah, it took me a few weeks to recover, but now I'm ready to take on Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua 
Or maybe I should just hire them as bodyguards  |
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"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then
Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?
Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink
Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?
Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy
H.P. Sauce ?
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Jizz I think  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then
Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?
Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink
Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?
Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy
H.P. Sauce ?
Jizz I think "
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
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"Dont laugh. Job done . 
You, sir are a genius
Ill take a bow . Lol I am a genius.
I would give a round of applause, but .... I fear it will hurt"
As long as you're not laughing I can't see the problem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X"
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor."
They elbowed you out of bed?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.
They elbowed you out of bed? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.
They elbowed you out of bed? "
Actually I was trying out a new BDSM scenario with Wonko and NSP, and it all got out of hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.
They elbowed you out of bed?
Actually I was trying out a new BDSM scenario with Wonko and NSP, and it all got out of hand"
Sounds like a fun dream |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor."
Xxx
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.
How you do that?
X
Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.
They elbowed you out of bed?
Actually I was trying out a new BDSM scenario with Wonko and NSP, and it all got out of hand"
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