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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

"Anyone got a pencil for my cassette?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

"Anyone got a pencil for my cassette?""

Have u got change for the phone 2 ring home

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By *mateur100Man over a year ago

nr faversham

Do as you're fucking told!!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

After you've been, pull the chain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were you born in a field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you rewind the tape before we take it back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like a Marathon bar ?

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By *aleforfun22Man over a year ago

Lancashire

I want you home before 10.if your late tomorrow will be 9.. and so ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want two carbon copies of that letter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just fax it over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it some elbow grease

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"hang up" is now less literal, apparently people say "ring off"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get some change for the meter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put ceefax on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

You must have been vaccinated with a gramophone needle

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You must have been vaccinated with a gramophone needle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you lend me half a penny for a sweet cigarette?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you lend me half a penny for a sweet cigarette? "
I used to love sweet cigarettes

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

"Anyone got a pencil for my cassette?"

Have u got change for the phone 2 ring home "

Have you got your phone card incase you need to ring home.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'll just send you a message on the fax machine!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

When the street lights come on its time to come home

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

We’re lucky the Corona virus happened in 2020......

Imagine if this happened in 2003?

We’d be trapped in our houses for months playing f*cking snake on a Nokia 3310!!!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet""

I need to make a phone call, im just going next door to use theirs and give them 10p.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that record a 45 or 33rpm?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

I'll leave the bath water for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

I need to make a phone call, im just going next door to use theirs and give them 10p."

My used to give me keep 10p tucked in my glove in case I needed to phone home.

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By *etwetxxMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Put wood in t'hole

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By *queegeeMan over a year ago

northampton

I'm really enjoying reading this thread !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it betamax or VHS?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

I need to make a phone call, im just going next door to use theirs and give them 10p.

My used to give me keep 10p tucked in my glove in case I needed to phone home."

I'm going to the phone box to listen to dial a disc! (Bet even Ivy doesn't know what that was!)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Your photos will be ready to collect in a week - do you want the negatives?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No you can't..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put wood in t'hole"

Us Southern softies wouldn't understand that.

Along with something like 'well I'll go t'foot of our stairs'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn t'elly ova spadge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll leave the bath water for you."

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By *mateur100Man over a year ago

nr faversham

I won't cum in your mouth!!!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Pull the ch.oke out before you start the engine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shhh the pools are on, where's me coupon?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Get off your backside and go and change the TV channel over.

There's half a pence change.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll leave the bath water for you.

You had a bath?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"I'll leave the bath water for you.

After Dad, Mom and big brother and sister have had it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

“If you want to know the answer I suggest you try the library”

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pull the ch.oke out before you start the engine."

Where did I put that 2p I use to hold the ch.oke out?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Put in 2 star petrol. I haven’t enough for 3

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By *blasiansCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

Hello operator i want to make a reverse charge call.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clunk, click every trip.

Probably best forgotten.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

From Norwich, it's the quiz of the week...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let the telly warm up

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Is that record a 45 or 33rpm?"

Or a 78rpm!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello operator i want to make a reverse charge call.

Or the hilarious 'hello, is that the operator on the line' , 'yes' , 'well you better get off there's a train coming'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t forget the Green Shield stamps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Being 10 years old and taking a note from my Mum to the shop to get her fags , now that's a memory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that record a 45 or 33rpm?

Or a 78rpm!"

I'm not THAT old! ??

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By *allyandJonCouple over a year ago

manchester

Nice to see you

To see you....

Nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim'll fix it for you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you save your work on a floppy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pull the ch.oke out before you start the engine.

Where did I put that 2p I use to hold the ch.oke out? "

I used a clothes peg for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'For those watching in black and white ....'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take those bottles back and get a bag of chips

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Do as you're fucking told!!!"

They still do you know.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Is that record a 45 or 33rpm?

Or a 78rpm!

I'm not THAT old! ??"

No, but I am

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just before we close down, all of us here at the BBC would like to wish you a very good night, and now the National Anthem...

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Quick, the Corona pop Mans coming round

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hide and don't answer the door, it's the tally man!!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Quick, the Corona pop Mans coming round

"
oh yes definitely this one.... Strawberry jelly & ice cream or Dandelion & Burdock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick, the Corona pop Mans coming round

Wow or the parafin man, the bread man or the brush man (amway I think) who me and my mum would hide behind the sofa from as he always peered in the window.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Quick, the Corona pop Mans coming round

Wow or the parafin man, the bread man or the brush man (amway I think) who me and my mum would hide behind the sofa from as he always peered in the window."

My Grandad was the brush man, once upon a time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belt and Braces

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By *edGrayCouple over a year ago

Swindon

"I am going to see a man about a dog!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cruckled my ankle

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By *aleforfun22Man over a year ago

Lancashire

No you can't play out till the coalman has been

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Flick the Mershy on I want a bath" or "draw the fire for me while I start your tea"

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Waiting ages at the bus stop because you don't have an app to tell you when the bus is coming.

Having to go upstairs on the bus because your mum needs a cigarette on the way home.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Look what the postman's bought today (when said before 9am!!)

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go out these 50ps in the meter before we run out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide and don't answer the door, it's the tally man!!"

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By *he witch returnsWoman over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

You better be home when the street lights come on

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Bath and put your best dress on, we're going to Auntie and Uncle's tonight.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Put a magnet on the meter I’m not made of money

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Have you seen Page 3 today? Phwoar!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your kid starts a long-ass story with "This one time" and you interrupt it with "at band camp" - and laugh.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Here’s a 5p mix, a bottle of pop, sit on this step and don’t move ..... and don’t tell your nanna and you can have the other 5p of sweets on the way home, if I win

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Dad what is.....? Grab the right encyclopaedia and let’s see if it is in there

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By *blasiansCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

Vote vote vote it's your vote that counts. Guess the show host..

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Let's go and see the double bill at the flicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get 20 regal from the ice cream man

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's Friday, it's 5 o'clock and it's....

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By *blasiansCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

you get bfh (from bullseye)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quick hide granada tv rental man's here and no fifty pees in the box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it betamax or VHS? "
bugger beat me to it ! I was going to say pass me the remote for the VHS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go outside and play

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Drop call me I’m out of credit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the winds changes your face will stay like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rolling down the window in a car

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Let’s go see the puppies and kittens in the pet shop

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Turn it over let's see what the B-side is like

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By *blasiansCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

She'll no take it captain.

Warp speed ahead Mr sulu.

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By *obandlollyCouple over a year ago

Long Eaton

Putting 50p in the telly!!

Taping the top 40 off the radio

Only 3 channels on the TV

Electric Milk floats

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Little twist to the right, that’s it just there..... oh no it’s gone again, hold it, it needs warmth..... perfect, just like that, stay just like that ......

....... holding the aerial of the tv to get a decent picture

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By *palWoman over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Spend a penny

12" (vinyls)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mix up some Rise & Shine

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

11 year old me at 5am: "Just off to do my paper round before school Mum"

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Can I have some Two-Stroke Mix for my Fizzer, please.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Get up and turn the television on to the other channel please.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Go to the phone box and tell nana we're on our way....

Another phonebox related one....anyone remember dialing... 0800282930

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Can't wait to see what the score was on the paper tomorrow.

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By *not123Couple over a year ago

sp1

Collect up the bottles of corona to the corner shop get the money back for them.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Go in and sit with your uncle. That's it, go sit on his lap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Break the tab on the video tape so it can't get recorded over

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By *aleforfun22Man over a year ago

Lancashire

If you don't behave il send you to Sunday school ( did anybody else get that threat growing up )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

"Anyone got a pencil for my cassette?""

Jimmy hill whilst rubbing your chin!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"If you don't behave il send you to Sunday school ( did anybody else get that threat growing up )"

No, I just went to Sunday School

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Go to the phone box and tell nana we're on our way....

Another phonebox related one....anyone remember dialing... 0800282930

Or 01 811 8055

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gercha

And I'm from Yorkshire ffs

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Or 01 811 8055

I can remember that number but not what it's for.

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"Hello operator i want to make a reverse charge call.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Go to the phone box and tell nana we're on our way....

Another phonebox related one....anyone remember dialing... 0800282930

Or 01 811 8055

Haha you couldn't get two more diverse numbers

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By *ersey GirlCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

You'll get a bath on Sunday

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

Don’t use the lords name in vain

When pulling a face.... the wind will change and you will be stuck with that face

Gods speed

Turn the telly over... as in get up of the sofa and turn the knob until find another channel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Floppy disk

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

What time is it, somebody call the speaking clock?

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

Oh one noticed lately that anything bank manager related goes over peoples heads...

I was chatting at work about something I’d like to buy... young girl said just buy it, I replied with I don’t think my bank manager will be too happy.... the look of perplexed-ness across her face was a picture in itself!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

[Removed by poster at 11/02/21 23:23:48]

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Just shove a pencil in it a turn to wind it back up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have any boomers come along and said "Please and thank you hurr durr durr" yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corded house phones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get off that pogo stick and bring in a bucket of coal from the bunker!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Or 01 811 8055

I can remember that number but not what it's for. "

Swap Shop

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Go to the phone box and tell nana we're on our way....

Another phonebox related one....anyone remember dialing... 0800282930

Or 01 811 8055

Haha you couldn't get two more diverse numbers "

Very true

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

That's ace

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Go to your room and don't come out

It would be seen as a positive thing today not a punishment

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oooh I could crush a grape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have any boomers come along and said "Please and thank you hurr durr durr" yet?

Plenty seem to think kids these days don't get diciplined or play outside anymore.

I assure you my kids know both very well.

My son once said " I would rather fight the hulk than mummy when she is mad"

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Record my records onto a cassette for a girl I fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you don't behave il send you to Sunday school ( did anybody else get that threat growing up )"

Worse, I actually got sent! And summer school once

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Wind the car windows down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any boomers come along and said "Please and thank you hurr durr durr" yet?

Plenty seem to think kids these days don't get diciplined or play outside anymore.

I assure you my kids know both very well.

My son once said " I would rather fight the hulk than mummy when she is mad"

Awww bless

But you're right though, it's always been about how kids are raised so never really understood that stance

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Corded house phones "

Phones where you stick your finger in a hole and turn the whizzy dial round to dial a number!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

I'll name that tune in one Tom.

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

You look just like the girl on the Test Card!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Nice to see you, to see you............

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Cycling along and someone hilariously shouts:

‘Oi.... your back wheel’s going round!’

Or ‘Get off and milk it!’

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Watch out there's a Humphrey about

As you walk through the door your pound's worth more

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Cycling along and someone hilariously shouts:

‘Oi.... your back wheel’s going round!’

Or ‘Get off and milk it!’"

We never heard them shouting due to the Star Wars cards flapping against the spokes...

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Got, got, got, got, got, swapsies?, got, got, swapsies? etc

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"If you don't behave il send you to Sunday school ( did anybody else get that threat growing up )

Worse, I actually got sent! And summer school once

We went Sunday school every Sunday and enjoyed it.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I've ran out of credit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you don't behave il send you to Sunday school ( did anybody else get that threat growing up )

Worse, I actually got sent! And summer school once

We went Sunday school every Sunday and enjoyed it. "

Really? Bit weird......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice one Cyril

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By *oLetDownTryMeMan over a year ago

enfield

Ah that tunes a banger, voice record this and infared it to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Ah that tunes a banger, voice record this and infared it to me "

Way too modern! What about "let's chat on MSN later?"

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By *oLetDownTryMeMan over a year ago

enfield

Loooool ! And I was that child that used to think the lit cigarette was cool. How embarrassing !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a life. Get a Mini Call.

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Pocketeers. The *first* portable gaming console.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"If you don't behave il send you to Sunday school ( did anybody else get that threat growing up )

Worse, I actually got sent! And summer school once

We went Sunday school every Sunday and enjoyed it.

Really? Bit weird......"

What's weird about liking nice stories, colouring in and singing happy songs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't understand a single thing in here lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ah that tunes a banger, voice record this and infared it to me

Way too modern! What about "let's chat on MSN later?"

Still too modern.... as leaving pub say “see you next week, same time, place” then you just turned up without all the chats in between. Or you went to the phone box during the week to call a friend, as even though a phone at home it was in the living room and your parents listening to your every word.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Ah that tunes a banger, voice record this and infared it to me

Way too modern! What about "let's chat on MSN later?"

ASL?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""hang up" is now less literal, apparently people say "ring off""

I dislike ring off.ot makes no sense to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Provi lady is at the door , quick hide behind the sofa ...

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

Nip next door and borrow a cup of sugar. Have you got 50p for the meter? I've got a bag of hand me downs for you.

My neighbour did borrow some sugar in summer! And we still do gand me downs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you see Sid tell him.

That was 25 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Get off the phone I am trying to use the internet"

"Anyone got a pencil for my cassette?""

You’re only allowed on the internet after 6pm, otherwise it’s 1p a minute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you see Sid tell him.

That was 25 years ago!"

35 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said to anyone moaning about anything; "here's 10p, phone someone who gives a sh*t"

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Or 01 811 8055

I can remember that number but not what it's for.

Swap Shop

Well swap a Buckaroo game for Connect 4! Give them games to kids now and they'd throw them out the window

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By *blasiansCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

Going chumping

Penny for the guy

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Have we got a video?

V x

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Have we got a video?

V x "

Yes Neeeeeiiiil We have got a bloody video.

(RIP Rik)

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Fancy a game of Pong later?

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

What films will we rent from the video store this weekend

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Get a move on or you’ll miss the bus for school!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Meeoowwww... Charlie says don't talk to strangers

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Wackaday wackaday wackaday

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Clunk, click, every trip

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