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over a year ago
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I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.
There's been mixed results on that one to say the least... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy
That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50? "
I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy
That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?
I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it "
You should have made him work for it and asked for proof |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy
That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?
I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it
You should have made him work for it and asked for proof "
What if it spoilt me forever and i could only have my pussy eaten by a Millionaire! |
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"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy
I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha
Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin "
I have some chocolate coins left from Christmas’s? Is that sufficient? |
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"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy
I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha
Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin
I have some chocolate coins left from Christmas’s? Is that sufficient?"
Are they vegan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Using here and tinder as anecdotal and evidence.
- wanna fuck
- I’ll destroy your pussy
- leave your fiancé as I reckon have a bigger cock and a better car (it wasn’t and he didn’t)
I could go on and on and on.
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"Using here and tinder as anecdotal and evidence.
- wanna fuck
- I’ll destroy your pussy
- leave your fiancé as I reckon have a bigger cock and a better car (it wasn’t and he didn’t)
I could go on and on and on.
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Sounds a right charmer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had one a few days ago....
Is your Daddy a baker, coz you have a great set of baps!
Made us laugh, and cringe to be honest, but he did get a reply because life's too short sometimes to let stupid shit get to you. |
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"We had one a few days ago....
Is your Daddy a baker, coz you have a great set of baps!
Made us laugh, and cringe to be honest, but he did get a reply because life's too short sometimes to let stupid shit get to you."
Benny Hill and Chelsea buns come to mind |
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