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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I’ll start.....

Was you brought up on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

You must be related to Yoda because.....

"Yo-da-licious!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.

There's been mixed results on that one to say the least...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I must be in heaven because you look like an angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Worst:

Hey x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy "

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worst:

Hey x"

Worstest:

Wuu2?

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worst:

Hey x

Worstest:

Wuu2?"

**WE HAVE A WINNER!**

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Your eyes are so mysterious I'd like to be your detective.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy "

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha"

Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50? "

I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you. "

Haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

Haha"

Has both worked and resulted in a slap

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

Haha

Has both worked and resulted in a slap "

Yeah I may not use that one

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

Haha

Has both worked and resulted in a slap

Yeah I may not use that one "

Probably for the best!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here’s 10p call your mum tell her your not coming home

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Here’s 10p call your mum tell her your not coming home"

That’s a real oldie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it "

You should have made him work for it and asked for proof

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Was your outfit in the sale? Because it would be 100% off at mine

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Was your outfit in the sale? Because it would be 100% off at mine "

Hahaha did it work on you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it

You should have made him work for it and asked for proof "

What if it spoilt me forever and i could only have my pussy eaten by a Millionaire!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha

Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin "

I have some chocolate coins left from Christmas’s? Is that sufficient?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Excuse me!! I was just wondering if you are a vice versa and wouldn't mind giving you a nibble to find out. I really did just make this up

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

R u covid cuz I’d love spend two weeks isolation in a room with u

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Erm ... genuinely used when me and a friend of "who can get their face slapped the most ..."

.

You'll do

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By *P994Man  over a year ago

Travelling

If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? Personal favourite of mine although I’ve never used it

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? Personal favourite of mine although I’ve never used it "

Have you tried this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That dress is lovely but it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"That dress is lovely but it would look better on my bedroom floor

"

Another golden oldie haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha

Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin

I have some chocolate coins left from Christmas’s? Is that sufficient?"

Are they vegan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh another one ... Are you from Tennessee.. Because you are the only 10 i see

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

“Can I smell your Fanny”?

No you can’t!

“Oh, it must be your feet then”.

Never worked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything that comes out of my mouth is rubbish, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Torn between taking notes from the comments here and NOT

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Fancy going halves in a sprog?

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice

Hie I'm Crispy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Using here and tinder as anecdotal and evidence.

- wanna fuck

- I’ll destroy your pussy

- leave your fiancé as I reckon have a bigger cock and a better car (it wasn’t and he didn’t)

I could go on and on and on.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Using here and tinder as anecdotal and evidence.

- wanna fuck

- I’ll destroy your pussy

- leave your fiancé as I reckon have a bigger cock and a better car (it wasn’t and he didn’t)

I could go on and on and on.

"

Sounds a right charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We had one a few days ago....

Is your Daddy a baker, coz you have a great set of baps!

Made us laugh, and cringe to be honest, but he did get a reply because life's too short sometimes to let stupid shit get to you.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"We had one a few days ago....

Is your Daddy a baker, coz you have a great set of baps!

Made us laugh, and cringe to be honest, but he did get a reply because life's too short sometimes to let stupid shit get to you."

Benny Hill and Chelsea buns come to mind

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By *h86Man  over a year ago

Glos

You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?

*hopes someone gets the reference!*

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Oh

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Are you Irish? Cos my penis is Dublin!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Thumbs down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

your face reminds me of a parrot cage. You must of had a cockatoo in it !

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Blimey

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