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When you were at school was there somebody who’s grandad invented cats eyes.
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What incredible bullshit have you been told that people expected you to believe.
I knew a guy who reckoned that on a bus trip away day he’d drank over 20 cans of beer. One of the people on the bus fell asleep and so they cut his ear off. When he woke up his glasses wouldn’t sit on his head.
He genuinely expected us to believe it.
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"He invented cats eyes after seeing the light reflected as driving towards the cat.
What is lesser known is the same guy invented the tea towel holder after seeing the same cat walking away. "
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"He invented cats eyes after seeing the light reflected as driving towards the cat.
What is lesser known is the same guy invented the tea towel holder after seeing the same cat walking away. "
 .....good old Percy Shaw. |
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"What incredible bullshit have you been told that people expected you to believe.
I knew a guy who reckoned that on a bus trip away day he’d drank over 20 cans of beer. One of the people on the bus fell asleep and so they cut his ear off. When he woke up his glasses wouldn’t sit on his head.
He genuinely expected us to believe it.
Keep them fun guys and girls. "
I worked with a guy who reckoned his Great Grandad invented the tool they use to test the ground on racecourses.. .
Good to soft etc.
In reality I think it's a stick, but he gave us hours of entertainment with such bollocks stories.. . |
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"What incredible bullshit have you been told that people expected you to believe.
I knew a guy who reckoned that on a bus trip away day he’d drank over 20 cans of beer. One of the people on the bus fell asleep and so they cut his ear off. When he woke up his glasses wouldn’t sit on his head.
He genuinely expected us to believe it.
Keep them fun guys and girls.
I worked with a guy who reckoned his Great Grandad invented the tool they use to test the ground on racecourses.. .
Good to soft etc.
In reality I think it's a stick, but he gave us hours of entertainment with such bollocks stories.. ."
Perfect. |
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A lad I know is known for bullshit stories and they are all proper obvious bollocks, but entertaining. He once told us while serving in the military police he used to play cricket with stun grenades.  |
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Nothing so exciting but a girl in my class once told me her Granny had a cat called Henry Purcell. I found that very hard to swallow as it had kittens...  |
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"A lad I know is known for bullshit stories and they are all proper obvious bollocks, but entertaining. He once told us while serving in the military police he used to play cricket with stun grenades. "
Re my "stick" inventor earlier.
He also told us about war stories from various conflicts.....
Unbeknown to him I spent 6 months in the Falklands and kept feeding the fire with questions to him......
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My ex once convinced a friend we had 3 eyes, the third being in the top of your head where babies have the soft spot. It was to watch for dinosaur but grew over when we didn't need them anymore as they all died.
Pmsl she only went and repeated the story to a date 3 days later to impress him |
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