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I've got someone complaining they are sick of fantasists & time wasters, one man asking for a golden shower, someone offering IT support at reasonable rates & someone asking for recommendations of where he can go dogging.
Along with lots of unsavory cock shots.. what's happenin round your way peeps?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same as you minus the men  a lot of moaning going on haha x |
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Office radiator isn't hot enough so he's walking to Wickes
Someone needs a massage
Some guy wants ladie's thoughts on anal sex
Apparently this site is weird sometimes
A biker needs a dripping pussy to lick
Oh and some chap cut his hair
Darn someone tested positive
And a thoughtful soul is apologising for being slow at uploading new pics as he's busy having them watermarked
That's about it for now  |
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Complaints about 100s of messages
Complaints about the weather
And Doris showing off her Foo |
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"Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deciding on an exciting trip to Sainsbury's or Tesco. What delights does a single dad cook for 3 kids this evening. Does this groundhog day ever stop ?? |
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"Office radiator isn't hot enough so he's walking to Wickes
Someone needs a massage
Some guy wants ladie's thoughts on anal sex
Apparently this site is weird sometimes
A biker needs a dripping pussy to lick
Oh and some chap cut his hair
Darn someone tested positive
And a thoughtful soul is apologising for being slow at uploading new pics as he's busy having them watermarked
That's about it for now "
Your updates are more interesting than mine.. hope the guy had his thermals on walking to wickes!  |
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Drone flying, body shaming and someone trying to pimp out his ‘gf’ from a singles profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x
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If I’m honest I haven’t looked for a while and it hasn’t changed much that was the first time I’ve looked in a about a week...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't bother looking at local updates. I am only interested in the friends updates to perv on their new pics or vids 
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Local TV wants cum and lots of it
A lady has had enough of dick pics
And some blokes had enough of lockdown |
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Someone wants shaved van drivers
Chocolate or cocoa.. She's wants black!
Usual crap pictures which are either to dark or taken from a mirror! |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
Preg risk fun
Local dogging sites
Pregnant sexy women
Trades person messaged
Oh and cock pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men erecting scaffolding
Real women eating food
Too many messages being received |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bother looking at local updates. I am only interested in the friends updates to perv on their new pics or vids
Her x"
Lol. Same here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feeling horny
Needs a suck
Anyone meeting ?
And lots of cock pics
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Bloke looking for a 3some
Bloke wanting a bj or gloryhole
Bloke knowing hes gonna be horny all day tomorrow
Couple of new "webcam" veris
And my personal favourite.....
Bloke who's so desperate for a blow job right now he's considering broadening his horizons to attractive TVs.
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Someone is having a cheeky car wank.
Someone wants someone to meet them at their hotel.
Cuckold seeking cuckoldess.
Someone looking for a filthy little slave.
Gagging to cum yada yada
And a lot of cock shots  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Oh and some 'webcam' and meet veris |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got someone complaining they are sick of fantasists & time wasters, one man asking for a golden shower, someone offering IT support at reasonable rates & someone asking for recommendations of where he can go dogging.
Along with lots of unsavory cock shots.. what's happenin round your way peeps?! "
Nobody ever offered to clean my house though... 
I would gladly accept their offer |
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People are cold and bored.
People fed up of snow.
Someone is about to be locked in a tiny cock cage.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complaints about 100s of messages
Complaints about the weather
And Doris showing off her Foo "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horny
Freezing
Wanting to meet
Horny and depressed
Freezing and not meeting
They were only joking when they said they wanted to meet
Chancers
Horny
Freezing |
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Someone wants their cock sucked in a park tonight. It's maybe a tad cold for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy needs his balls emptying, one wants to destroy a pussy, one wants to smash something.
Another asking who's free and horny. Actually LOADS looking to meet. One offering cash
Naked decorator available
A fair few slagging off women or moaning that the site is shit
Men moaning about men looking at their profiles or messaging
Someone is getting stoned
One man seems astounded that he's spotted a female off here on a dating site!
Oh and there's a fella boasting that he's made a gloryhole and has immense sucking skills
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Decadent Devon is all tied up |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Some of the usual things:
Moaning
Guy only available (in a couple) - go figure
A few funny ones - I like them.
One lady wants BBC - I guess there's nothing on ITV. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the usual things:
Moaning
Guy only available (in a couple) - go figure
A few funny ones - I like them.
One lady wants BBC - I guess there's nothing on ITV. "
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"Some of the usual things:
Moaning
Guy only available (in a couple) - go figure
A few funny ones - I like them.
One lady wants BBC - I guess there's nothing on ITV. "
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"A guy needs his balls emptying, one wants to destroy a pussy, one wants to smash something.
Another asking who's free and horny. Actually LOADS looking to meet. One offering cash
Naked decorator available
A fair few slagging off women or moaning that the site is shit
Men moaning about men looking at their profiles or messaging
Someone is getting stoned
One man seems astounded that he's spotted a female off here on a dating site!
Oh and there's a fella boasting that he's made a gloryhole and has immense sucking skills
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Wow it's all happening over your way! A home made glory hole made me |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Let's not forget the people insinuating that they want a meet tonight, but not actually saying it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy needs his balls emptying, one wants to destroy a pussy, one wants to smash something.
Another asking who's free and horny. Actually LOADS looking to meet. One offering cash
Naked decorator available
A fair few slagging off women or moaning that the site is shit
Men moaning about men looking at their profiles or messaging
Someone is getting stoned
One man seems astounded that he's spotted a female off here on a dating site!
Oh and there's a fella boasting that he's made a gloryhole and has immense sucking skills
Wow it's all happening over your way! A home made glory hole made me "
Indeed. I'm a lucky lady lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complaints about 100s of messages
Complaints about the weather
And Doris showing off her Foo "
Is Doris's Foo looking good, lol |
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"Complaints about 100s of messages
Complaints about the weather
And Doris showing off her Foo
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I’m waiting for the end of lockdown. I used to love your post-gangbang statuses
(My favourite being “my flaps are so far apart right now, I need permission from air traffic control to sit dow”) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Nothing new or overly exciting
Lots of statuses complaining about men
A few looking forward to some fun later (rule breakers!)
Some pic updates, extremely good pics too I will add. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someones neighbour has taken him a casserole and she's still there |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
Many people are complaining about being bored, several are having a wank, a few people are ranting and judging by some of the pics most people have far better central heating in their homes than I do! |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
From a quick glance
- it’s cold
- someone needs to be taught some manners
- anyone want a wank buddy
- cocks
- some more cocks
- ooh seems like someone also is unwell but test pending..... I hope it goes well for them.
It’s all.
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cocks gloryholes and size queens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The usual - men complaining that women are fake/stuck up because nobody wants to fuck them, men saying they need draining, people saying they're bored "What to do?" etc. Plus...
A guy who claims to be "bulging" behind the counter at work and asks who else is.
A guy offering free coffee for women who flash him.
Tradies offering reasonable quotes for work.
A woman who clearly thinks Fab is a combination of Gumtree and the Yellow Pages.
Couples posting photos that look like they belong in a medical journal.
Gloryholes open.
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Update on my previous one
Woman needs a cuddle
It's a lovely day until you go outside
Someone can't wait until Saturday!... Meet I think |
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"Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x
If I’m honest I haven’t looked for a while and it hasn’t changed much that was the first time I’ve looked in a about a week... "
I never look either , only when this sort of thread pops up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never look at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing exciting happening in my neck of the woods, I'm not as lucky to have any crackpots near me |
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"I never look at them "
You do right! I only look if I'm REALLY bored and usually wish I hadn't after.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone wishing everyone a happy thursday
Another saying they are bored and horny
Another apologising for the power cuts they'll cause while they play with toys on their day off.
Another asking for trainee cocksuckers.
Another saying their kink is preg-risk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somebody spitting their dummy out as they've been away for a few days & no messages waiting for them so friends list bring decimated!... Oh dear
Somebody staying in Sheff this week would like younger to ride older cowboy style
A couple of tasteful b&w pics
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
Ooh here’s one that I find confusing
-“Anyone About?” There’s a couple of those
I’m never really sure what response they hope for.
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh here’s one that I find confusing
-“Anyone About?” There’s a couple of those
I’m never really sure what response they hope for.
V x "
Its a way of asking "does anyone want to meet?" Without actually saying " does anyone want to meet?" |
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One who says if he's online he's ready to meet
Another who wants someone to join him in his hotel room on Wednesday
One who's bored of being bored
A man who's confused because he got invited round for a socially distanced drink.. and then blocked.
A dude having a wank
One who loves watching his load get swallowed and is looking for offers.
A fella who's very horny and game for anything
A lady who's praying to God covid doesn't take her husbands life.
Must be sickening for her seeing the other updates  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neighbour's mom dropped off a casserole, and she's still here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neighbour's mom dropped off a casserole, and she's still here. "
Porn fantasy jackanory |
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Someone said "Please read our profile FFS" |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
"Someone wishing everyone a happy thursday
Another saying they are bored and horny
Another apologising for the power cuts they'll cause while they play with toys on their day off.
Another asking for trainee cocksuckers.
Another saying their kink is preg-risk. "
I could tell you are local to me, with the preg risk kink status lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s cold
Someone with their knob out in the car ... he must have his heating on ‘coz there’s no icicles that I can see
Someone waiting with their door open ... for anyone
Someone blaming someone else for their horn problem lol
Someone announcing their smooth hole
A very lovely ladies bottom in red knickers 
Couple needs a new mattress
Rimming
More sexy undies
a giant pierced cock
The list goes on and on lol
I left out all the “I’m bored” and FAFRN kinda stuff
Funny though ... never really looked at that before
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"Neighbour's mom dropped off a casserole, and she's still here. "
Can you ask about dumplings please? I’m partial to a dumpling. |
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Someone is being accused of being fake because it takes them longer than 3 mins to respond and someone else is dreaming about being their respiration being obstructed by compression. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Update...
Someone is willing to travel anywhere in the UK this week if you can accommodate or hotel.
Someone thinks the site has gone downhill this past year ( he's just not getting any basically)
Someone looking for naked horny kissing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One offering pussy licking Michelin style !
Another describes himself as bored erotic novelist offering to write a story. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"One offering pussy licking Michelin style !
Another describes himself as bored erotic novelist offering to write a story. "
Michelin style - they must be tyred. |
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"It’s cold
Someone with their knob out in the car ... he must have his heating on ‘coz there’s no icicles that I can see
Someone waiting with their door open ... for anyone
Someone blaming someone else for their horn problem lol
Someone announcing their smooth hole
A very lovely ladies bottom in red knickers
Couple needs a new mattress
Rimming
More sexy undies
a giant pierced cock
The list goes on and on lol
I left out all the “I’m bored” and FAFRN kinda stuff
Funny though ... never really looked at that before
xx"
Someone announcing their smooth hole PMSL, some of the updates leave me speechless.. some are amusing & some are just awful!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boobs. A lot of boobs. |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
Latest update
Working
I want your wife to put me on a collar and lead and make me suck your cock......
You have no authority in here Laren , no authority at all!
Proper horny today. When will this lockdown end
Plus various new pics and people viewing my profile |
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Latest updates
A 420 friendly is looking for supply
A chap is probably not going to re subscribe as the site is full of “glory whoars” and messers
And another is looking for spanking or fisting or both
Someone has made it back to Oxfordshire
It’s all happening in sunny Hampshire |
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Someone looking for a pregnant lady to fuck today
Someone else wants a hug
How many other people have fucked up lockdown hair cuts. The poster apparently looks like a yeti
Lots of meet requests and complaints of being horny
A couple of guys leaving or going offline for a bit. One of them because the site is shit
And lastly a guy complaining that 80% of the woman on here wouldn’t get looked at twice in the real world and they are just looking for attention on here.
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"Boobs. A lot of boobs."
Swap you boobs for the cock pictures on mine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone's horny
Someone's not meeting and
Someone wants her profile read
Now heres Gary with the weather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boobs. A lot of boobs.
Swap you boobs for the cock pictures on mine?"
Hmmm... I'm good thanks but I can share the boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got someone complaining they are sick of fantasists & time wasters, one man asking for a golden shower, someone offering IT support at reasonable rates & someone asking for recommendations of where he can go dogging.
Along with lots of unsavory cock shots.. what's happenin round your way peeps?! "
You mean here?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of these are funny and grim the things people put on their status |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A selection from my updates feed -
Hey guys new pic up please fab -
Bulk deleting messages guys -
So who shot Phil Mitchell again please -
Been soooo horny lately -
One of these is made up |
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Bloody hell. You’d what of thought every chick in here was J Lo lol.
So what I’m noticing is there is a lot of how dare woman not choose me kinda posts going on
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1 wants fucking in the snow
Another wants to fill up a pussy
And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x |
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"1 wants fucking in the snow
Another wants to fill up a pussy
And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x"
I once had a guy to come over and do naked cleaning (he wanted to be naked) and then when he got here he refused. He was hoping I’d change my mind and take him on as a sex partner instead. Very disappointing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Update to the update list
Someone has received 800 winks but doesn’t respond to winks
There is wine in the hot tub
We still don’t know who shot Phil Mitchell
And lockdown can ‘do one’ now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Torn hamstrings.
burnt gums from cleaning teeth with peroxide.
A face wants sitting on and glazed me like a doughnut.
And generally lots of angry people with no social decorum.... good old derbyshire! |
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"1 wants fucking in the snow
Another wants to fill up a pussy
And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x
I once had a guy to come over and do naked cleaning (he wanted to be naked) and then when he got here he refused. He was hoping I’d change my mind and take him on as a sex partner instead. Very disappointing "
Wouldn't mind how they did my cleaning long as it got done! Hate cleaning! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Update ....
Someone is wandering round Manchester City centre with the horn ... I hope he’s got a scarf on it
The smooth bum hole is still on offer ... I’m guessing his knees might be hurting now though lol
Someone would like company tonight but only if you’re bringing food too
Someone wanting to meet a mature lady
Then someone saying it’s dead today
Wonder if it’s the same man ... maybe she was a bit tooooooo mature |
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Not bloody much at all, I think Mansfield is in some what of a black hole in the fab world |
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One so damn busy he's not cum for days, another literally hanging out at work..cock on show, & a man's bumhole selfie attempt in a mirror!  |
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"Not bloody much at all, I think Mansfield is in some what of a black hole in the fab world "
Move to Sheffield it's a hive of activity! |
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Christ I wish I’d not looked! seems like social distancing doesn’t apply to the men of Manchester. Willies and begging all over the place. Grim!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple asking what to do tonight.
A Man said he's dropped his wife off at work, now what to do? |
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Doriss is auditioning for her post lockdown Bukkake, something about a snorkel and being glazed like a donut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone still hasn’t found what they’re looking for... |
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Latest edition
The office radiator is broken
A guy driving from Andover to Newbury would like to be offered a pit stop
The only thing that sucks right now is lockdown
A chap will probably be able to accommodate after lockdown as he should have his own place by then
TS wanted to finally fulfill a fantasy
Someone might heading into VR to relax
That's all for now folks |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Compaints about hundreds of messages, being message dic pics and to stop asking to meet now. |
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A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos. |
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"A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos."
But you watch his videos........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tumble, far too much tumble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've only got one in the last 13hrs! And he wants a spooning bed buddy for cold the weather female sz 6-10 ... luckily it's warming up from now on I think! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tumbleuueed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all blank profiles and can't message due age range then again can't meet even if i did find some one local |
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There are two “women” on my local updates that join, post pics, update their status every hour and leave again about 24hrs later ad Infinitum. One is always talking about jogging and the other about being mightily filled.
Can’t block them because they come and go 4 times a week!! |
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"A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos.
But you watch his videos........ "
I do then i always question why buti find them hilarious if i am honest. |
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"A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos.
But you watch his videos........
I do then i always question why buti find them hilarious if i am honest."
As lockdown hobbies go, it’s not the worst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone looking for a decorator |
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A Bisexual single Mom just joined, no pics yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone looking for a decorator "
It's like Check A Trade on here at times. There was a local lady last Summer asking for different tradesmen daily. Must've gotten her entire gaff renovated via Fab
Funny enough, my most recent Local Update is a fella advertising naked decorator services. He's keen to work! He pops the same status up every few hours.
Another fella is advertising that he's Covid free and looking to meet tonight
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So women looking for services and men looking for sex.
Classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone looking for a decorator
It's like Check A Trade on here at times. There was a local lady last Summer asking for different tradesmen daily. Must've gotten her entire gaff renovated via Fab
Funny enough, my most recent Local Update is a fella advertising naked decorator services. He's keen to work! He pops the same status up every few hours.
Another fella is advertising that he's Covid free and looking to meet tonight
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Haha it is like check a trade sometimes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know we all have had a lot of it recently but there are a lot of statuses say they have good “snow”
Even in the summer???? |
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Someone's "looking for commercial storage space in the Midlands, need storage space asap" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is looking for a personal trainer... |
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Can accomm
Anyone playing?
Does anyone meet on here?
Kik?
It's the weekend!
That's about it really. Not very original or creative (or verbose) around these parts |
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Someone wanting someone to get at him
One looking for naurty fun
One logging off for the night by the looks of it as there's no point trying to find a fuck on here tonight
A chap doesn't know why, but he really fancies a cheeky car meet right now
A fella asking if there are any Gornal sluts around
Man wanks at work again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love reading the updates and find it unbelievable how many meets are advertised via the status!
Someone looking for a blow and go
Someone wants their cock sucked in London, his balls are full to burst
A guy asking what he can do for you?? There's nothing he has not done
He's Free at home today n tomorrow anyone available
Someone asking anyone to turn up, get cock out get sucked then leave its as simple as that |
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Someone said "No ugly Men, too many on here"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady says "has a aching pussy" |
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There’s a keeper who says he’s been abused by someone who looks like a rat and that blocked him before he could offer a response... shocker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mainly people looking to buy drugs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman asking for a snowman number, because she is new to the area.
Pussy close ups and a couple who have bulk deleted their messages.  |
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"A lady says "has a aching pussy" "
Has she seen a doctor? |
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Someone wants to blow his little lotto win on sex, drugs & rock n roll.
Someone wants a mature woman within the next hour.
Someone is dying to be balls deep.
Other than some stomach turning pics that's about as exciting as it gets today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is it with decorating another person talking about it haha |
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"What is it with decorating another person talking about it haha "
It's that time of year, we just had the bathroom done |
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A man who's always looking for safe nsf and mmmmm he likes to cum a few times
One who doesn't think you can beat a warm sloppy bj on these cold days.
One who was tired, bored and horny at 4am
A TS who claims to be Fabs most popular milf slut . She says she has big tits and a smooth pussy that loves cock. She also loves to empty a full set of balls and wants lads with hairy arses jump the que.
A dude claiming he has whores in different area codes.
Someone letting everyone know he's 8" and regular and wonders if anyone is tempted.
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"A man who's always looking for safe nsf and mmmmm he likes to cum a few times
One who doesn't think you can beat a warm sloppy bj on these cold days.
One who was tired, bored and horny at 4am
A TS who claims to be Fabs most popular milf slut . She says she has big tits and a smooth pussy that loves cock. She also loves to empty a full set of balls and wants lads with hairy arses jump the que.
A dude claiming he has whores in different area codes.
Someone letting everyone know he's 8" and regular and wonders if anyone is tempted.
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It's good that he's regular, must eat plenty of fibre |
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"A man who's always looking for safe nsf and mmmmm he likes to cum a few times
One who doesn't think you can beat a warm sloppy bj on these cold days.
One who was tired, bored and horny at 4am
A TS who claims to be Fabs most popular milf slut . She says she has big tits and a smooth pussy that loves cock. She also loves to empty a full set of balls and wants lads with hairy arses jump the que.
A dude claiming he has whores in different area codes.
Someone letting everyone know he's 8" and regular and wonders if anyone is tempted.
It's good that he's regular, must eat plenty of fibre "
I'm wondering how he measures each one to know they're all a uniform size. Like the play-doh barber shop but out the bum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks like NW couples got cameras for Christmas and have just worked out how to use them. Sadly the zoom function has been over used.
Usual drug requests and fab my pics...
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over a year ago
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I got several men moaning about 'fakes' and women's or couples profiles which actually belong to single men and a guy offering laptop discounts for women with nice boobs. One guy is asking if any women knkw how to actually suck a cock because all the blow jobs he's had have been shit and lots of people moaning about how cold it is |
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Doriss has posted a video entitled “flap clapping”, I dare not look..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them
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"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them
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Take eye bleach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them
Take eye bleach!"
How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine |
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"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them
Take eye bleach!
How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine "
Oooooo, go to ALL updates (just under local if you're on your phone)
It's given me hours of "fun" putting "covid cunt" private notes on profiles.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing today worth bringing here. Sea of dull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them
Take eye bleach!
How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine
Oooooo, go to ALL updates (just under local if you're on your phone)
It's given me hours of "fun" putting "covid cunt" private notes on profiles.
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Ohh this has been a revelation lol! |
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"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them
Take eye bleach!
How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine
Oooooo, go to ALL updates (just under local if you're on your phone)
It's given me hours of "fun" putting "covid cunt" private notes on profiles.
Ohh this has been a revelation lol! "
Be warned though, your faith in humanity will get sucked out of you. I genuinely mean that |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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A few people wanting to meet. |
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Quite a few couples asking what's happening tonight and what to get up to?
Someone said it's cold.
Someone's doing DIY. |
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Feeling horny is prevalent for the majority.
Surely “someone” wants a cock in their mouth?!?
Someone is hooked on a feeling. Better than being hooked on the back of the bedroom door I guess.
Lockdown idiots have taken to Fab like flies around a fresh turd.
Hotel booked if you want to pop by.
Someone is super hot today despite BBC weather telling me it’s -2° right now |
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A guy wants to chat to a couple who are both interested in cock
Another is expecting his jab soon and he'll be able to start jabbing again
A chap is looking for mature pussy to lick all day
Lockdowns are frustrating
Can accommodate, wink or say hi if you'd like to feel his glove
He's got his own place , has an online sex chop , the 420 master and yet can't get company
He wish he could hold his lady
He's not new ... he took a break
And a chap waxed his own balls and cock and did a good job of it ! |
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I have some who regularly boasts about giving her hubby more than the guided dose of sleeping pills. She’s been reported by myself and others but is still active. It’s attempted manslaughter or dare I say it murder as far as I’m concerned knowingly giving someone an overdose. |
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"I have some who regularly boasts about giving her hubby more than the guided dose of sleeping pills. She’s been reported by myself and others but is still active. It’s attempted manslaughter or dare I say it murder as far as I’m concerned knowingly giving someone an overdose."
jesus |
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over a year ago
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A couple moaning about theres to many men on here.
A woman saying shes better than the average female fabber.
A man offering cash for sex |
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Doris shaving her foo has had me in stiches haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People asking what’s happening tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone’s looking for someone to fill her up ... food, drink or something else ? |
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"Someone’s looking for someone to fill her up ... food, drink or something else ?"
Bet she's just run out of petrol and stranded at the side of the road. Silly women |
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"People asking what’s happening tonight "
It seems loads are asking that! Do they not know it's the final of The Masked Singer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone’s looking for someone to fill her up ... food, drink or something else ?
Bet she's just run out of petrol and stranded at the side of the road. Silly women "
Lmao didn’t think of that scenario |
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over a year ago
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"People asking what’s happening tonight
It seems loads are asking that! Do they not know it's the final of The Masked Singer? "
I know right!? |
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"People asking what’s happening tonight
It seems loads are asking that! Do they not know it's the final of The Masked Singer? "
I know! Fools eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's nothing going on in mine - they're all with their partners and kids on a Saturday. |
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over a year ago
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Mine is pretty responsible.. All saying they are bored but not meeting.. But dear lord, there is a lot of dick in it |
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Someone said "You people on here make me laugh"
Well, who doesn't like a giggle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There appears to be a drought of young bi guys in the NW. They are required urgently by two different couples. Spread the word
In other news, a single female 'no limits risk taker' has joined. Naturally, limited to 18-25, won't do anal, safe sex only and worried about meeting currently. Crazy girl |
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V day updates from round my way...
Man not looking forward to spending the morning sat at Halfords.
Man looking for a wireless charger.
Man ££££££
Man throbbing 8" full to the brim.
Man having a solo kitchen party.
Man asking where to nip for an outside wank.
Anyone is up for a 69 he's got 6 days worth of cum I'm thirty too. (?!)
Woman is soaking wet again.
^ ^ ^ ^
(She also put this yesterday - maybe she's incontinent or just having night sweats?)
Happy V day you fabulous people  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 wants fucking in the snow
Another wants to fill up a pussy
And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x
I once had a guy to come over and do naked cleaning (he wanted to be naked) and then when he got here he refused. He was hoping I’d change my mind and take him on as a sex partner instead. Very disappointing
Wouldn't mind how they did my cleaning long as it got done! Hate cleaning! X"
Check out the bi guy on our local thread who does naked cleaning - maybe once Covid is over he will travel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is spending Valentines alone first time for years |
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Comedy gold they really are. My favourites are single women treating Fab like Gumtree or Yellow Pages. Lol. |
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Just in from a single "Lady".
How I wish I was spending Valentine’s Day. Who’s gonna send me some spank bank material? Having a lay in and a bit of a flick x |
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I thought it went against forum rules to “nit pick” from people’s forums?
Surely everyone else on here is or has been serving a time out like I’ve had to do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The usual
Who want to suck me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone’s on their night shift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would have been nice and o see the poem on our mf account show up :p |
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Someone is really busy and going to get round to answering messages later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of profiles are leaving.
A woman met a man t'other day, and he requested to be treated like a slave/dog outside.
Another reckons there's a few weirdos on here. |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
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New people
Lots of dick pics
Bored and wanting to meet
A few have viewed my profile
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The latest
Is it too early to start tossing ?
A chap can accommodate, RU looking ?
He's only had 90 minutes sleep with a long day ahead ...
A guy has a new online sex chop and looking to send samples .
Another wants to meet a heavy squirter
He's looking for social distance play
Who's around for a cuppa ?
He's thinking of giving fab a break due to the lack of action
That's all folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BBC Wednesday
Steak & Blowjob day |
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Someone's looking for a bathroom fitter
(There must be some on here?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone has a free house |
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