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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would make you good porn star?

What would make you a bad one?

For me

Good :

Straight big huge pretty cock

I go painfully rock hard

I have a great face

I don’t cum for a long time - I last

Bad :

I’m more slim than muscly

I’m not massive on anal

I’m picky so can’t just fuck anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah, I'd be awful! Can't do dirty talk, nothing exceptional physically at all and far too shy!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

I just couldn't be arsed to be honest. The pay for men is almost none existent anyway. So fuck that shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good

I’m pretty busty

I gush

I have fuck me eyes so I’m told

Bad

I’m really fussy about guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No lol, I'm way too fussy!

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By *obajxMan over a year ago

Cheshire

Good

I'm a crap actor

Bad

I'm a crap actor

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By *assConductorMan over a year ago

the wild

I doubt I could perform with all the people on set.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I have no taste in music, so yes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Good: if I shave my beard I would have a decent moustache

Bad: I tend to spontaneously ejaculate at the sight of electric blue eyeshadow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends who's init with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would make you good porn star?

What would make you a bad one?

For me

Good :

Straight big huge pretty cock

I go painfully rock hard

I have a great face

I don’t cum for a long time - I last

Bad :

I’m more slim than muscly

I’m not massive on anal

I’m picky so can’t just fuck anything "

Silly you as you forgot humble and shy in the good points column!!!!!

T

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I've actually done pro-shot porn. Trust me, every man says ah that's easy. No it is not. You have to instantly get hard and stay hard. All the while taking director instructions while cameras/lights are adjusted. You have to come at the right time. I am pleased to say, it went well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a terrible actress

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I can’t stand spunk in my eyes.

For that reason I’m out.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

Good:

I’m female

I enjoy good sex

I enjoy pushing boundaries

I enjoy playing the submissive slut

Bad:

My body

My face

I couldn’t go with someone I’m not attracted to

My privacy

Home-made personal porn will be as good as it gets.

Lou x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

I reckon I could do a porn film. I could play the husband who goes to work, leaving the Hotwife at home to wait for the workman to come round.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I could

it’s my secret dream

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By *oody BondMan over a year ago

Sligo

I don't know how it is nowadays but back in the days you had to be a qualified plumber or handyman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd give it a go, but would be really rubbish and no one would want to watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good: guaranteed to make cocks cum

Bad: camera shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good : get hard point

Bad : don’t think I got the body for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good: guaranteed to make cocks cum

Bad: camera shy

"

Thought I was camera shy too till I wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You mean you haven't seen any of my films already?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done porn and I'm alright at it.

I'm confident on camera, apparently a sexy moaner, good at faking it, great at blowjobs, bi, fine with multiple men, fine with creampies, don't mind rough sex and being used, I've got a curvy body for those that like that.

But I don't have a poster girl body, don't swallow or take facials, I'm very picky about who I'd shoot with. Xx

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

I'm sure I already am a porn star on some cctv tapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done porn and I'm alright at it.

I'm confident on camera, apparently a sexy moaner, good at faking it, great at blowjobs, bi, fine with multiple men, fine with creampies, don't mind rough sex and being used, I've got a curvy body for those that like that.

But I don't have a poster girl body, don't swallow or take facials, I'm very picky about who I'd shoot with. Xx"

Links to the videos please ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good: I don't mind being a show off.

Bad: I don't have much to show off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would make you good porn star?

What would make you a bad one?

For me

Good :

Straight big huge pretty cock

I go painfully rock hard

I have a great face

I don’t cum for a long time - I last

Bad :

I’m more slim than muscly

I’m not massive on anal

I’m picky so can’t just fuck anything "

Pretty face and big cock you say? Well hello

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I'd be OK for granny porn.

Apart from that I'd be rubbish. I can't pretend I'm enjoying sex if I'm not and I'd be cringing at the script.

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By *omptationMan over a year ago

liverpool

Good:

I can get hard quickly

I can stay hard for hours if i keep myself "entertained"

It takes a while for me to cum through sex, but i know how to get there quick wanking to a finish

Comfortable fucking in front of others

Bad:

Depening on how much i shoot, i need a few mins to "reload", so they'd need to get my cumshot on the first take

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’d be good cause I’m not fussy and any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be OK for granny porn.

Apart from that I'd be rubbish. I can't pretend I'm enjoying sex if I'm not and I'd be cringing at the script. "

Nothing wrong with a bit of granny porn

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I'd be OK for granny porn.

Apart from that I'd be rubbish. I can't pretend I'm enjoying sex if I'm not and I'd be cringing at the script.

Nothing wrong with a bit of granny porn

"

Lol, no but I think they'd want someone who didn't keep saying "this script is rubbish and I'm not enjoying what you're doing to me"

. Maybe there's a niche market there.

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

Nah, I'd be totally useless. But as I've no desire to be a porn star I'm not bothered.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Nope

Camera shy to an extent, and wouldn't be able to take myself seriously

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By *imis3Woman over a year ago

Dublin

Why has Walter Mitty got 5 or 6 profiles on here ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could, sure.

But I wouldn't want to.

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By *imis3Woman over a year ago

Dublin

It would require skillets, mindsets and assets I ain't got

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"I've done porn and I'm alright at it.

I'm confident on camera, apparently a sexy moaner, good at faking it, great at blowjobs, bi, fine with multiple men, fine with creampies, don't mind rough sex and being used, I've got a curvy body for those that like that.

But I don't have a poster girl body, don't swallow or take facials, I'm very picky about who I'd shoot with. Xx

Links to the videos please ha ha xx"

Yes exactly my thoughts as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes I put in a good shift and am proud of myself ! Others times it’s like best give some more oral then

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

.

Yeah, I know my niche category as well.

I'd be good because my oral skills are ok, I have big boobs and a big bum but a face that looks kind of innocent, I'm bi, I like facials, I'm open minded and my voice.

I'd be crap because I'm not the best at being on camera and feel awkward as fuck, I'm fat, I'd probably only appeal to a small category of people so not a big money maker.

I'll go with phone sex lines.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Actually, contrary to appearances and preferences on fab I'd make a pretty good porn film dominatrix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would make you good porn star?

What would make you a bad one?

For me

Good :

Straight big huge pretty cock

I go painfully rock hard

I have a great face

I don’t cum for a long time - I last

Bad :

I’m more slim than muscly

I’m not massive on anal

I’m picky so can’t just fuck anything

Silly you as you forgot humble and shy in the good points column!!!!!

T"

They are facts. How I not humble?

They are just facts.

Not big headed at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good

I have emotions on my face

Bad

Bit sweaty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d make a very good unemployed porn star I would imagine.

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Na

Eventually my plums would be brushing off some other dudes plums, and sure I can't be having that,

Plus are Gingers allowed to do porn, surely they would be a lighting crews worse nightmare

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

Oh absolutely! I can talk dirty, I have stamina, I'm a repeater, great imagination and improvisation and flexibility.

Having said that....an average size penis rather than something more attention grabbing so probably would't have made it very far. Lol

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

I'd be fantastic. Admittedly it would be a very niche film. Fat, balding, middle-aged man spaffing. Am I selling it to you?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Prefer to be the director to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be awful..far too bothered about my hair and makeup getting messed up to do a porno film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably couldn’t do pro stuff

But the am stuff is going quite well not complaining lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be awful..far too bothered about my hair and makeup getting messed up to do a porno film

"

CFNM?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I could do “fifty five and fat” porn i suppose

and on the downside...well I would have to have sex with fit hung guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Few folk being harsh on themselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been there. Done that. Even escorted for a little while.

Wouldn’t do it again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?"

Why the surprise? Xx

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I could do “fifty five and fat” porn i suppose

and on the downside...well I would have to have sex with fit hung guys

"

I'll join you; we could make a killing lezzing it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good: if I shave my beard I would have a decent moustache

Bad: I tend to spontaneously ejaculate at the sight of electric blue eyeshadow "

A ron jeremy type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really?"

He’s on a 48hr “hiatus” from the forum so I’ll Answer your query.

That was him answering me and not. I can’t because of my job. I did work in a strip club when I was uni though.

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Having met a porn producer from Cornwall whose wife was the main star of the show, and directly marketing their goods to their consumers, I would say that reality scenarios, in risquè locations that we can all relate to, with British guys and ladies is what makes good porn. They were actually looking for a particular filming location, and some bright who they were selling to suggested seeing me, as I could probably help them out. They played a sample of their work in their motor home where the location used in that film was breaking several bye laws that could have resulted in prosecution, and so it was never released, but I found that particular scenario a serious turn on. They even offered me a part, and the only reason why I didn't was because, they were only paying single guys £100, and I would have had to sign model release forms so I couldn't claim any royalties. For £100 NO! but for £2k they wouldn't have had to ask me twice. Real people, real places is as good as it gets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I would make an excellent pornstar. I will tell you some facts about me that prove my point.

FUN SEX FACTS ABOUT ME

1. My pussy interior is like rubbing your dick on a low cost carpet

2. I enjoy sperm on Krispy Kreme doughnuts

3. My body only looks good in candlelight

5. I hold a sharp knife at all times during intercourse

7. I am definitely a pillow princess

8. I smell like tinned tuna

10. I am a very normal person

10. I'm really good with numbers

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

I was approached on Twitter a few years ago, but I’d be awful at it.

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By *r naughty1Man over a year ago

Bexley

My acting is terrible, not sure if that falls into good or bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s extremely difficult, did two scenes when I was a bit younger and a bit fitter, wouldn’t do it again.

Everyone thinks it’s brilliant and you get to fuck on camera, but it’s not like that one bit, you have to literally be able to get erect and stay hard on command, you will do a position for a couple of minutes, then change over, wait for lighting to finish up, camera to be set up then back on it for a couple of minutes, then repeat.

Then have to come on demand, which is no mean feat, even for the best of us, remember the partner doesn’t get paid until you come to add to the pressure. It helps if you have a nice partner, who will help you, but there was no fluffers or anything like that on set.

Also you have this video, out there for the rest of your life, for very little reward (fine you fucked a porn star, but it wasn’t proper fucking) I didn’t get paid for it either other than expenses, €30 at the time, luckily tests were free but we only did HIV test on day no certs or anything which was a bit dodgy.

I cannot find the videos that I was in so that’s quite a blessing, it’s a good memory in a way that I did a porno and earned some man points from the lads, plus I was able to perform which I was actually quite proud of myself but fuck doing that again, I love doing amateur filming, and get quite turned on, but professional porno is just so industrial.

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

In my favour:

- Big dick.

- Can fuck for hours.

- Happy to fuck in front of an audience.

Counting against me:

- Don't do bareback.

- Can't remove my pubic hair.

- Struggle to get off sometimes.

- Ooze rather than spurt; loads very small.

- Not conventionally attractive.

- *Hate* pictures of myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No - I’m not up my own arse enough to think that anyone would want to watch me - 40 years ago perhaps.

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Good:

I’m bisexual

I’m in decent shape and flexible

I can be equally submissive and dominant

I love role play

Bad:

Couldn’t get off with someone I’m not attracted too

My Scottish accent

Privacy

X

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"My Scottish accent"

Personally I'd consider this a plus point!

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By *arkcrystalMan over a year ago

Bristol

Penis isn't big enough

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

"No - I’m not up my own arse enough to think that anyone would want to watch me - 40 years ago perhaps.

"

I wouldn't have to be asked twice to be in a co staring role with you! Take an experts word for it, you look fabulous. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a plumber

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

"

Good:

I’m bisexual

I’m in decent shape and flexible

I can be equally submissive and dominant

I love role play

Bad:

Couldn’t get off with someone I’m not attracted too

My Scottish accent

Privacy

X

"

Nothing wrong with the Scottish accent, be proud of it. My cultured Fife accent usually gets me half way there after initial telephone contact. Adding then also that having been born just across the water from Sean Connery, and so I can order a vodka martini, on the rocks, shaken not stirred, in the same tone of voice, can have all the right effects. XXX

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Yes I would make an excellent pornstar. I will tell you some facts about me that prove my point.

FUN SEX FACTS ABOUT ME

1. My pussy interior is like rubbing your dick on a low cost carpet

2. I enjoy sperm on Krispy Kreme doughnuts

3. My body only looks good in candlelight

5. I hold a sharp knife at all times during intercourse

7. I am definitely a pillow princess

8. I smell like tinned tuna

10. I am a very normal person

10. I'm really good with numbers"

Pmsl at this. I’ll slot myself in at 6

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nope. I'm fat as fuck and I look crap on camera.

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By *edheadjMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

My mate is good friends with a guy who used to do porn and having heard the stories of his troubles i realised that it's not for me. Constant pressure to stay hard, not to come early, but at the same time to come on demand when instructed etc. Resorted to pills and injections to help him through it and in turn has caused long lasting damage to it. This in turn has caused him mental health problems.

Fair play to those that can handle it, but I'll pass.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

Going on swinging experience I'd be awful. I'd giggle in the wrong place, fallen off of beds, I cum too quickly, cross eyed if face fucked.

I might be popular, but more in a Benny Hill way than proper porn star!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. I'm fat as fuck and I look crap on camera."

No your not. Bloody hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No not unless the director is a wide angle lens and soft focus x I am good from far far from good. Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nope. I'm fat as fuck and I look crap on camera.

No your not. Bloody hot. "

thank you

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

I'm not a bad actor, I've seen enough porn to know I could do the voice overs

Somehow I don't think the production team would want to keep stopping for me to snack or snooze or wee though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a bad actor, I've seen enough porn to know I could do the voice overs

Somehow I don't think the production team would want to keep stopping for me to snack or snooze or wee though

"

I’m definitely on board with Pringle Porn - two of everyone’s favourite things

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By *oc1998Man over a year ago

Dundalk

Yes and have been asked before. Couldnt do it cause of the travel

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

I’m not sure I could get my tits done tbh...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Theres a series on Netflix about Rocco Seigfred about his porn school, see if you could could survive THAT

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Yes i think i could although never would i dream of putting my thoughts into reality.

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By *moothshaftMan over a year ago

Coventry

No. I can't stay hard now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope - not big enough for the camera! just average.

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By *ohnny3333Man over a year ago

fleetwood

Fat and small dick no chance lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd make a terrible porn star. The scripted dirty talk makes me cringe, I wouldn't want the camera to close to my foof and I'm painfully shy with new people...

However if I'm tied, blindfolded and gagged, I may make a half decent prop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd make a terrible porn star. The scripted dirty talk makes me cringe, I wouldn't want the camera to close to my foof and I'm painfully shy with new people...

However if I'm tied, blindfolded and gagged, I may make a half decent prop. "

Haha being a prop don’t sound too bad

And porn don’t have to Bethany fake cheesy scripted stuff there’s a lot of people who do more of a natural shoot

Not gna say but Ik which one I will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could never be a pornstar, my erection isn't painful.

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By *onk and NunCouple over a year ago

Grimsby

"I've done porn and I'm alright at it.

I'm confident on camera, apparently a sexy moaner, good at faking it, great at blowjobs, bi, fine with multiple men, fine with creampies, don't mind rough sex and being used, I've got a curvy body for those that like that.

But I don't have a poster girl body, don't swallow or take facials, I'm very picky about who I'd shoot with. Xx

Links to the videos please ha ha xx"

Ustoo please

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I could never be a pornstar, my erection isn't painful."

His erecting isn't painful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I'm a dreadful actress

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'd be better in a horror film no makeup required

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

My boobs are too small.

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By *moothLeanBodMan over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I'd consider the fluffer's role...

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By *hileas-FoggMan over a year ago

inverurie

Good

I can do the no ties

I get along with most

Love being watched taking picks ect

Bad

Am sensitive

I am shy to talk with

Can't do dirty talk unless the others enjoy it

Prefer to make a lassy cum than to be made to cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d do it for no pay

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By *igInHer14Man over a year ago

Bolton

Absolutely no idea whether I’d be any good or not but I’d LOVE the chance to have a go x

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d be a fantastic pornstar because I’d also be the editor. It would look as though I had a huge cock and could last for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d be brilliant at middle aged, Dad+ bod, hairy, average cock vitiligo bi porn, especially if it requires me to not necessarily get it up under pressure and I can cum in my own time.

I’m sure that genre exists right?

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

Nah my cock isn’t impressive enough lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Unlucky shagger

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By *teviesmith73Man over a year ago

Derbyshire / Cornwall

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By *teviesmith73Man over a year ago

Derbyshire / Cornwall

"Good:

I’m female

I enjoy good sex

I enjoy pushing boundaries

I enjoy playing the submissive slut

Bad:

My body

My face

I couldn’t go with someone I’m not attracted to

My privacy

Home-made personal porn will be as good as it gets.

Lou x

"

Looking at your profile your body is amazing

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By *oupled EntendreCouple over a year ago

Essex

I think I could be if I really put my heart into it.

Good points

I love the camera!

I love sex!

I like giving blowjobs!

Bad points

I won't do Anal

I need a boob job lol

I need a arse lift...and general overhaul lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, I'm too concerned about actually getting the plumbing job finished

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I could do it, and have done it. I'm getting a little older now but I'm definitely up for it. hopefully this summer at le cap dagde.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldn’t do it. It’s not sexy been told who and what to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be an excellent porn star endless stamina and a rock hard penis

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Nah. I’d loose the plot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good

I can fix a washing machine

I am an exhibitionist

Bad

I'm over fifty, I'm fat and I'm flaccid...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would be an excellent porn star endless stamina and a rock hard penis

"

Over promising always leads to a disappointed lady.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Nah I'm a shit shag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah I'm a shit shag. "

Shit sex is what I’m best at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No lol, I'm way too fussy! "

Same here...

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I can eat pussy and breath through my ears. If that helps.

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

"Nah I'm a shit shag. "

You certainly wouldn't have to ask me twice if you want to improve, anything to oblige, that's me xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's a helpful man. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah.

I reckon I am too niche

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah I'm a shit shag. "

I think that needs independent verification before you can make such a claim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good - I've got fake tits and like dressing up slutty

Bad - I don't like being told what to do.

I've not had any botox in well over a year, so my face says it all when I'm not enjoying something

I'm not a fan off having my cervix fingerblasted until I piss in someone's face

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By *UNANDNICEMan over a year ago

Basildon

You want to be my porn star and fb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want to be my porn star and fb "

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want to be my porn star and fb

Go on then."

Get your coat, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want to be my porn star and fb

Go on then.

Get your coat, you've pulled

"

I like happy endings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm camera shy so nope

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By *isces WomanWoman over a year ago

West London

Nope can't fit a huge cock inside and anal is a no no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You want to be my porn star and fb

Go on then.

Get your coat, you've pulled

I like happy endings."

Please film it

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’d be crap.

If it hasn’t meaning, what the fuck,

Would love to dream it, prefer reality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the stuff I do at home, bit I think that's where I draw the line

Never say never though.

For me, Good:

Confident in front of a camera

Love my body

Not worried about smudged make up

Great at BJs

Bisexual

Love giving oral to a lady

Full bi MMF/MFMF excites me

Gusher and can go for ages

Not much phases me

Love bondage, anal and his and hers toys

I can switch and be an equal

Bad:

Because of my size, I do have a smaller audience

I'm not into underage or animal play

I can't wear heels

I'm fussy over who I fuck

I don't do bareback

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