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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was a man with a beard.
Who liked his girls partially "sheared"
There was one girl called Mary
Who didn't like hairy...
but she ch*ked on his beard as she'd feared.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a woman from Ealing,
She professed to have no sexual feeling,
Until a lady named Doris,
Touched her clitoris,
She had to be peeled from the ceiling! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a Lumber called Jack
Who wanted some limericks back
I replied to his thread
But it went to his head
And he now has what other men lack"
Completely gone to my head now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now you may think that I'm another one...
and that I'm only here for kinky fun...
Now right you would be
Whilst you're over my knee
And I'll slap your ass 'til I'm done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a woman from Ealing,
She professed to have no sexual feeling,
Until a lady named Doris,
Touched her clitoris,
She had to be peeled from the ceiling!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a sexy lady called Doriss
Who kicked butt like a female chuck Norris
I fancy her like mad
But I'm now feeling bad
Because the only rhyme I can think of is Boris! |
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