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What does the lounge look like ?
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Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Low beams, inglenook fireplace, big tetrad sofa.
Compact and bijoux "
Is this YOUR lounge, Jennie? Or THE lounge which I think is what Granny's getting at... |
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over a year ago
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"Low beams, inglenook fireplace, big tetrad sofa.
Compact and bijoux
Is this YOUR lounge, Jennie? Or THE lounge which I think is what Granny's getting at..."
Either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Low beams, inglenook fireplace, big tetrad sofa.
Compact and bijoux
Is this YOUR lounge, Jennie? Or THE lounge which I think is what Granny's getting at...
Either."
But.
I think you may be right.
What does THE lounge look like?
Utter carnage |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Bare and industrial. Then the females decided to put their touch to it. So now we have crushed velvet sofas in silver. 'love, laugh, live' wall art, scented oil diffusers and photos of their kids everywhere. Incidentally, all of the photos are in black and white with the children all laying on their fronts resting their heads in their hands. They have removed the PlayStation and xbox in case anyone is looking. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty 
If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is  |
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty
If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is "
Spot on.  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty
If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is "
Have you just described a Fab social to us all? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty
If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is
Have you just described a Fab social to us all? "
Ha ha hadn't thought of it like that but now you mention it |
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"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
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Ahhh lol
Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room |
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"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
Ahhh lol
Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room"
You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite"
You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty
If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is "
Totally this ^^^  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another.
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I'm most likely the one sleeping in the corner under a fluffy blanket or coat  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
Ahhh lol
Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room
You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite"
You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water "
Haha totally all of this |
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over a year ago
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Tatty old armchairs that have seen lots of bums
Few dog eared copies of Escort, circa 1985
Pin board with a leaflet about sti checks. Its been there a while
Couple of dodgy looking beanbags
Coffee and tea station, that is never cleaned.
Poster on the wall of Alvin Stardust.
"Keep swinging" and his signature scrawled at the bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another.
I'm most likely the one sleeping in the corner under a fluffy blanket or coat "
And me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another.
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Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs.
He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
Ahhh lol
Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room
You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite"
You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water "
You're brilliant Peach!
Totally this... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another.
Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs.
He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner."
I’m the sleeper rather than the crier  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a bunch of single guys mooching around hiding behind cardboard cutouts of ladies. And a couple where the husband is talking about his wife to everyone, and she is sat in the car outside wondering where he is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would love a bohemian one. With vintage lampshades, cosy nooks and fabric wrapped around to give some intimacy too. Art by the loungers, we have so many talents here, music chosen and played by our musicians and cocktails mixing section. Today I would pick a mulled wine though, in a big glass dish placed over tea lights.. and small thick glasses to drink it from to warm up our hands and insides. X |
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"There's a bunch of single guys mooching around hiding behind cardboard cutouts of ladies. And a couple where the husband is talking about his wife to everyone, and she is sat in the car outside wondering where he is."
Haha this one tickled me. And then theres the wife taking 2 hours to say bye, while the husband is waiting in the taxi lol. |
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty
If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is
Have you just described a Fab social to us all? "
Yes he has! I was just going to say exactly this but you thought the same! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another.
Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs.
He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner.
I’m the sleeper rather than the crier "
If I'm on the vodka then I'm the crier  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another.
Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs.
He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner.
I’m the sleeper rather than the crier
If I'm on the vodka then I'm the crier "
*confiscates vodka from TG* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males.
Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are.
Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure.
A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is.
Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
Ahhh lol
Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room
You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite"
You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water "
Genius. You've had a lot of fun with this. |
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A house with many rooms, something different in each one, each one with its own look.
As long as you stay away from the bathroom where men are comparing cock size and the basement where the anti-vaxxers are comparing Covid conspiracies then you should have a good time.
Obviously the really hot people have nabbed the master bedroom but those with the best jokes and most interesting kinks are all in the kitchen mixing cocktails and having naked food fights. |
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Pools of liquid that no-one dares to check if they are piss, squirt or rainwater.
Sticky used condoms in every corner.
An extremely d*unk woman feeling everyone up then screeching at them when they ask her not to.
A few scared looking men in the corner not daring to speak in case they get ridiculed.
Someone asking what is everyone's favourite type of bread.
A half eaten buffet of stale sandwiches, yellow tinged prawns, cocktail sausages and grapes arranged to look like cock and balls, and a plate of crisps that everyone has had their sticky fingers in. |
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"Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males.
Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are.
Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure.
A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is.
Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates
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"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
Ahhh lol
Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room
You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite"
You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water
Genius. You've had a lot of fun with this. "
It just flowed so naturally |
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"Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males.
Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are.
Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure.
A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is.
Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates
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We all know who that last lady is don't we? |
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"Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males.
Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are.
Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure.
A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is.
Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates
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"Few people scooching up in the corner.
Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away.
Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened.
Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank.
A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face.
Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho.
Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat.
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Yo titch, I'll stick the kettle on ya tiny little tranny chaser if you stop trying to appear taller by yanking on the back of my knickers |
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It's really interesting. People's descriptions to some extent explain their mood toward the lounge and reflects in their posting....
I see that lounge as warm and inviting. Naked flames flicker from stone and marble. Morrocan damask seating is replete with sumptuous cushions , sweet aromas fill the dampened air. There is gentle laughter, smiles and subtly erotic physical contact is welcomed by all. Wine is served in crystal glasses taken from heavily decorated copper trays.. Hand picked masseurs mingle amongst the lounge clientele offering stress relieving massage.......
Sex takes place in more private side rooms in which are provided warm oils, towels and robes......
Burgers, kebabs , chips and curry sauce is available for the fucking fed up that don't get touched up and roomed off...... |
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