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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good

Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide

Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!

Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin

Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service

Pepperami Condoms - It’s a bit of a animal

Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole

McDonalds Condoms - I’m lovin' it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha that’s great me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha that’s great me laugh!

Made me* lol

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"Haha that’s great me laugh!

Made me* lol"

We all need a good laugh we think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"WD40 Condoms makes old tool like new again "

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WD40 Condoms makes old tool like new again

Oak furniture Condoms 100% solid

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Stay away from mistrals

4 attempts to write that

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Haha that’s great me laugh!

Made me* lol

We all need a good laugh we think

Yeah..we do. Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got 2 more lol

Adidas - Impossible Is Nothing

Jordan - Become Legendary

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"I got 2 more lol

Adidas - Impossible Is Nothing

Jordan - Become Legendary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kikat condoms - have a break, have a condom

Red Bull condoms - condoms gives you wings

M&M's condoms - melts in your mouth, not in your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kellogg's Rice crisped condoms Snap! Crackle! Pop!

ESSO. Condoms Put a tiger in your tan.

Milk tray condoms All because the lady loves..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gillette - The best a man can get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

L’Oréal - Because you’re worth it

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

some good ones, keep them coming (PUN inttended)

have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Texaco - Make every drop count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cream egg condoms - how do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dairy milk - a glass n a half in every one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha those are great ^

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Trump condoms..

Do you want to risk creating another me

These condoms are built strong like my wall to keep out STD's and unwanted pregnancies 99% of the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frosties - they're grrrrrrreat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flake condoms - only the crumbliest, flakiest condoms

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

KFC..

A greasy box to put your bone in

Suck my cock it isn't fowl

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Darth vader.. I will not be your father

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"Dairy milk - a glass n a half in every one"

few good ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nokia - Connecting people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Maybe she's born with it... Maybelline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Birds Eye Peas condoms - Sweet as the moment when the pod went ‘pop’.

Ambrosia Creamed Rice - Devon knows how they make it so creamy

Nescafe condoms - The better way to start the day

Radio Times condoms - If it’s on, it’s in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whiskas condoms - 8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cillit bang condom - bang and your done

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By *exybreeksMan over a year ago

East Calder

The Flanders Condom

Feels like you're wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cadburys cream egg condom - how do you eat yours

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By *ex and SpecsCouple over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Harley condoms .. lets ride!

Uber condoms ... move the way you want!

Gatorade condoms ... is it in you?

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Fujitsu Condoms – The possibilities are infinite.

Vodafone Condoms – Make the most of now.

IMAX Condoms – Think big.

Tag Heuer Condoms – Success. It’s a mind game.

Vodaphone Condoms – make the most of now.

AT&T Condoms – reach out and touch someone.

Metropolitan Life Condoms – have you met life today?

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Timex condoms, Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Volkswagon Condoms - Think Small

Skittles Condoms - Taste the rainbow

Wonder Bra Condoms - Hellow Boys

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"Volkswagon Condoms - Think Small

Skittles Condoms - Taste the rainbow

Wonder Bra Condoms - Hellow Boys

Good ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s one of the funniest

C and R condoms : #gives you fun

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"That’s one of the funniest

C and R condoms : #gives you fun

We will take that one thanks

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Got another one

Maxaell house condoms, good to the last drop

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Surely you don't want to brand condoms ... it'll melt a hole in them and render them useless

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"Surely you don't want to brand condoms ... it'll melt a hole in them and render them useless"

Come's with a branding kit, you do it yourself once you have put it on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sprite condoms - Obey your thirst

Levis condoms – Quality Never Goes Out Of Style”

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Sprite condoms - Obey your thirst

Levis condoms – Quality Never Goes Out Of Style”

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Visa Condoms: “It’s everywhere you want to be”

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Fed Ex Condoms : “ When if absolutely, positively has to be there overnight”

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By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Microsoft Condoms: “Where do you want to go today”

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Home Bargains - Top brands, bottom prices

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Boris Johnson.. Use one, don't use one, unless she's on the pill, but use one anyway, unless you don't have to, in which case you can.

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

These are brilliant gave me a right chuckle this morning!

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"Boris Johnson.. Use one, don't use one, unless she's on the pill, but use one anyway, unless you don't have to, in which case you can."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will be sure to avoid the Polo ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will be sure to avoid the Polo ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is just so funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trump condoms - I am the best condom ever, you will love me, try me, you will never want another condom again after using me, all the other condoms are fake, I am the best!

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Some of these arw brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pokemon condoms - Gotta catch ’em all!

Martini condoms - Any time, any place, anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of these arw brilliant

A lot of creative minds

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

LG - condoms Lifes Good

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Hermes...for when you fancy your neighbours back door!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lemon condoms-You cum in a jiffy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coca-cola condoms - only happiness

Wheaties condoms- the breakfast of champions

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

still makeing me laff lol

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By * AND R 777 OP Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Star wars condoms,Luke I'm not your father

have a good weekend everyone xxx

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