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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a friend who needs help.... she needs a 1980s porno bloke to get up her ladders and clean her windows and then get up her...
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Must have own mustache
Must have own ladders
Must have own ghetto blaster with cheesy music....
Applications below and I'll pass them on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I have to live with your friend right? 
Lu  "
Well i can't plan everything... maybe you stay in the kitchen and we will specify no plumbers!? Would that help? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You know I have to live with your friend right?
Lu "
You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?
Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I have to live with your friend right?
Lu
Well i can't plan everything... maybe you stay in the kitchen and we will specify no plumbers!? Would that help? "
Do it at the weekend when she's not here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I have to live with your friend right?
Lu
You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?
Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one."
Whenever it's you it's obvious...
It will involve cock, it will be perverted...that'll be NSP then  |
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"You know I have to live with your friend right?
Lu
You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?
Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one.
Whenever it's you it's obvious...
It will involve cock, it will be perverted...that'll be NSP then "
Seconded |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You know I have to live with your friend right?
Lu
You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?
Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one.
Whenever it's you it's obvious...
It will involve cock, it will be perverted...that'll be NSP then
Seconded "
Fucks sake you two. |
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"Ron Jeremy?  "
One joke that made the rounds within the industry at the time (1979) was "the kinkier acts some actresses would not perform were xxxxxxxxxx, sado-masochism, and sex with Jeremy" because he had an atypical appearance for a porn star. |
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But you forgot some things here
Us workers on the ladders do get to see some unusual stuff on them including some ladies nude or in there nightware.
Had many a chat with some ladies whilst on the ladder though sometimes those eyes do drift down the ladder rungs.
Now since you have the window open do we get the option to climb through the window or goto the door |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But you forgot some things here
Us workers on the ladders do get to see some unusual stuff on them including some ladies nude or in there nightware.
Had many a chat with some ladies whilst on the ladder though sometimes those eyes do drift down the ladder rungs.
Now since you have the window open do we get the option to climb through the window or goto the door "
I don't think she is that bothered, whichever is quicker I suspect... although I do belive that once you start doing jobs the list just gets bigger and bigger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ron Jeremy?
You called? 
Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....
To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him. "
You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ron Jeremy?
You called?
Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....
To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.
You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word"
Read books? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Ron Jeremy?
You called?
Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....
To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.
You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word"
Oh shit.
No i didn't know that.
Errrm.
I will to retract my comparison.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ron Jeremy?
You called?
Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....
To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.
You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word
Oh shit.
No i didn't know that.
Errrm.
I will to retract my comparison. "
And some were under age!!!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Ron Jeremy?
You called?
Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....
To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.
You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word
Oh shit.
No i didn't know that.
Errrm.
I will to retract my comparison.
And some were under age!!!!"
Nuff said.
I'll be his nicer and younger brother. |
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Started with kissing then hand between her thighs pushed up against the wall neck kissed and gently bitten.
Taken over to the window drawers bent over them head between her thighs, licking between her lips, whilst her buttocks are being spread by those hands.
Before sliding in from behind her and making her moan out the window whilst being hamered over the drawers.
Creamy thighs from all the deep fucking thats shes getting, Stopped momentarily as led to the bed she grabs his cock in her hands taking the head gently into her mouth and licking over its red head with tongue.
Before she finally mounts him and begins to ride to her bliss content.
Would that be enough said  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ron Jeremy?
You called?
Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....
To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.
You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word
Oh shit.
No i didn't know that.
Errrm.
I will to retract my comparison.
And some were under age!!!!
Nuff said.
I'll be his nicer and younger brother. "
He is worse......lol |
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