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Im back, go on, admit it, you missed me, di'ncha?
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Yes, (near) normal service is now resumed, stand by the pumps, action stations!!!
I've been there (well, I'm still there actually!), and keeping a low profile, but now I'm free to let loose and create havoc once again.
So, this is my entree, my opening night, my erm... um... one of them things.. lol!!
So, post and be damned, no rules, say what the heck you like, but dont critique the decor, the interior designer is a fragile flower of a man and breaks easily!! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"OK where ya been, did you get permission to go and more importantly to come back "
I've been here saving the world, and fixing the sports day
Unfortunately I'm still here, but now able to argue/annoy/debate (delete as applicable) with impunity.... the joys of the modern interwebby!!!
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"sorry , who are you???? "
(Splutter)............. who am I?
Who am I!!!!
I'm am, for your information, the chief factotum around here, the grande fromage, the head honcho, the Jefe, da boss, the second in command to she-who-must-be-obeyed, AND the fekkin right hand dude to the chief fekkin flower-arranger... so get your flippin heels together when you address me!
I dunno, I'm away fixing the world for a few weeks, and this is the shambles I come back to!!
Right... thats it, stand by your beds, full kit inspection at 0800!!!.... actually make that half nine, give me time for some tea and toasty soldiers with my morning egg.
Who am I indeed!! ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"You've been away?
FFS.... thats one more off the Xmas card list! x
have I been added for being nice? "
Mmm.... yup!!!
And there might be a little something in your stocking too, if you are nicer lol!!x |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You've been away?
FFS.... thats one more off the Xmas card list! x
*cries*
Dont flutter your eyelashes at me young lady.... they dont call me Martin "no mercy" Ironballs for nowt you know!!! "
Did she flutter them on your balls? This interwebby thing is very interactive. |
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over a year ago
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"You've been away?
FFS.... thats one more off the Xmas card list! x
have I been added for being nice?
Mmm.... yup!!!
And there might be a little something in your stocking too, if you are nicer lol!!x"
whooo hooo - I am very very nice - does that qualify ???? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"You've been away?
FFS.... thats one more off the Xmas card list! x
have I been added for being nice?
Mmm.... yup!!!
And there might be a little something in your stocking too, if you are nicer lol!!x
whooo hooo - I am very very nice - does that qualify ???? "
Yup.... we'll have to come down and deliver it personally now tho lol!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been away?
FFS.... thats one more off the Xmas card list! x
have I been added for being nice?
Mmm.... yup!!!
And there might be a little something in your stocking too, if you are nicer lol!!x
whooo hooo - I am very very nice - does that qualify ????
Yup.... we'll have to come down and deliver it personally now tho lol!! "
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"Croeso "
Ta butt... like.... isnt it... where you to then... see them two houses, I live in the middle one see... who's coat's this jacket hung up on the floor then?
Sorry, thats all the welsh I know! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"sorry , who are you????
(Splutter)............. who am I?
Who am I!!!!
I'm am, for your information, the chief factotum around here, the grande fromage, the head honcho, the Jefe, da boss, the second in command to she-who-must-be-obeyed, AND the fekkin right hand dude to the chief fekkin flower-arranger... so get your flippin heels together when you address me!
I dunno, I'm away fixing the world for a few weeks, and this is the shambles I come back to!!
Right... thats it, stand by your beds, full kit inspection at 0800!!!.... actually make that half nine, give me time for some tea and toasty soldiers with my morning egg.
Who am I indeed!! "
Don't forget your also the local friendly vicar! Welcome back father Martin xxx ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"sorry , who are you????
(Splutter)............. who am I?
Who am I!!!!
I'm am, for your information, the chief factotum around here, the grande fromage, the head honcho, the Jefe, da boss, the second in command to she-who-must-be-obeyed, AND the fekkin right hand dude to the chief fekkin flower-arranger... so get your flippin heels together when you address me!
I dunno, I'm away fixing the world for a few weeks, and this is the shambles I come back to!!
Right... thats it, stand by your beds, full kit inspection at 0800!!!.... actually make that half nine, give me time for some tea and toasty soldiers with my morning egg.
Who am I indeed!!
Don't forget your also the local friendly vicar! Welcome back father Martin xxx "
Bless you my child xxx ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"So dish!
Where ya been? Was it fun? Did ya get any? "
London (still there).
Its ok, but not as near as much fun as being at home!
Not looking for any, saving it all up for Jayne and friends when I get home lol.
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