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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife - Do you want me to leave?

Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

Wife - Do you love me?

Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

Wife - Will you kiss me?

Husband - Every chance I get!

Wife - Will you hit me?

Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife - Can I trust you?

Husband - Yes.

Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That was class....i love it lol!!! My lad thought it was spot on!!!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fantastic lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

that was great lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very clever must have a great brain to match the great body lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very American - what site did you copy that from ?

By American, I mean U/S = Useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of the 142 'citizens' that died as a result of abuse/beatings last year, 34 of them were men.

I've heard no calls for a register to be set up for abusive women, is that because men are expected to 'smack' them if they get out of line? ..and if they can't, well, they deserve all they get?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

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"Of the 142 'citizens' that died as a result of abuse/beatings last year, 34 of them were men.

I've heard no calls for a register to be set up for abusive women, is that because men are expected to 'smack' them if they get out of line? ..and if they can't, well, they deserve all they get?

"

There just in the process of setting up one for men and women, obviously you didnt see the home secretary on loose women today lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" obviously you didnt see the home secretary on loose women today lmao"

Is that cow having a pop at swingers now ffs!

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