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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!"
BBC (the broadcaster) weather channel says it’s 0 deg C in north Devon. Is that really cold?
Put a vest on woman! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
BBC (the broadcaster) weather channel says it’s 0 deg C in north Devon. Is that really cold?
Put a vest on woman!"
I've got 2 tops and a cardi on. And a duvet.
Your mate BBC is lying.... |
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By *P994Man
over a year ago
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I’d recommend a potable gas heater, I’ve got one for where my dogs sleep. 20KG Calor gas bottle in it and it heats the room up lovely. If not the warmth of a naked person is a great alternative  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol"
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’d recommend a potable gas heater, I’ve got one for where my dogs sleep. 20KG Calor gas bottle in it and it heats the room up lovely. If not the warmth of a naked person is a great alternative "
I like the naked person idea. But the gas heater might be a more covid safe option...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?"
That's not what most of my northern friends have said  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I went for a walk earlier in my ski gear because it was so cold but very refreshing!
Pleased I’m tucked up in 13.5 togs now  "
Ooh. Ski gear. Good plan... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here "
No heating? What's gone on? It must be brrrrrrrr.
I prescribe bear hugs xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want gravy on that love?
Chips peas and gravy with a balm cake.......
Food of the gods!"
I haven't heard anyone use the term balm cake in a while  . Is that specific to the north west? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It is cold with over 2 foot of snow. Can 8 have some of that global warming.  "
I remember those days!
But in my teen years I loved it. I've got more of a wuss as I got older |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
No heating? What's gone on? It must be brrrrrrrr.
I prescribe bear hugs xxx"
I like bare hugs |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
I've just got a blanket out of the cupboard, wanna snuggle up with me? "
Yes please.
How you feeling now Ace? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said "
Posh it’s only minus one here. Shorts and tee shirts weather for the north folk.
13.5 tog .............wuss |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"-1 here but it says the wind makes the temperature feel -7. It’s north wind so that’s coming from areas with ice and snow so it’s Arctic or polar air.
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And then it blows over the Channel and gets colder before it hits us |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Posh it’s only minus one here. Shorts and tee shirts weather for the north folk.
13.5 tog .............wuss"
I embrace my wussiness. And my wussy friends, that way we can share body heat! |
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said "
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want gravy on that love?
Chips peas and gravy with a balm cake.......
Food of the gods!
I haven't heard anyone use the term balm cake in a while . Is that specific to the north west?"
Aye lad ...............a bread roll in 13.5 tog land |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet "
But you're indoors.... with heating? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Posh it’s only minus one here. Shorts and tee shirts weather for the north folk.
13.5 tog .............wuss
I embrace my wussiness. And my wussy friends, that way we can share body heat!"
Thas not getting near me love with tha virus int air |
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"Do you want gravy on that love?
Chips peas and gravy with a balm cake.......
Food of the gods!
I haven't heard anyone use the term balm cake in a while . Is that specific to the north west?"
Barm cake, I'm sure he means. And yes, it's an up here thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
No heating? What's gone on? It must be brrrrrrrr.
I prescribe bear hugs xxx
I like bare hugs "
Shame you can't get them on the NHS! Though you can get a repeat prescription |
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"I went for a walk earlier in my ski gear because it was so cold but very refreshing!
Pleased I’m tucked up in 13.5 togs now
Ooh. Ski gear. Good plan..."
Ski thermal layers are ace! Plus my big thick ski jacket and gloves .... and my fur headband! |
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet
But you're indoors.... with heating?"
Currently, but wasn't last night or earlier on, nor Sunday and didn't apply more than a hoody on any occasion... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Posh it’s only minus one here. Shorts and tee shirts weather for the north folk.
13.5 tog .............wuss
I embrace my wussiness. And my wussy friends, that way we can share body heat!
Thas not getting near me love with tha virus int air"
Obviously..... this is virtual embracing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want gravy on that love?
Chips peas and gravy with a balm cake.......
Food of the gods!
I haven't heard anyone use the term balm cake in a while . Is that specific to the north west?
Aye lad ...............a bread roll in 13.5 tog land"
I knew that lol, my ex from Manchester used to cook me fried northern junk in a balm cake for breakfast  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
No heating? What's gone on? It must be brrrrrrrr.
I prescribe bear hugs xxx
I like bare hugs
Shame you can't get them on the NHS! Though you can get a repeat prescription "
Bloody plague is ruining my bare hugging ability  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet "
We have not seen weather like since Moses was a lad.
Minus 13 tha says ? Better put a piece of coal on tha fire |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I went for a walk earlier in my ski gear because it was so cold but very refreshing!
Pleased I’m tucked up in 13.5 togs now
Ooh. Ski gear. Good plan...
Ski thermal layers are ace! Plus my big thick ski jacket and gloves .... and my fur headband! "
This is sounding like a new bedtime clothing option... |
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet
We have not seen weather like since Moses was a lad.
Minus 13 tha says ? Better put a piece of coal on tha fire"
A whole piece? Let's not be rash about things |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet
But you're indoors.... with heating?
Currently, but wasn't last night or earlier on, nor Sunday and didn't apply more than a hoody on any occasion... "
Weirdly.... I'm ok when I'm outside in it and it's very cold. Just a hoodie for me then too.
But it's even colder in here with no heating and it shouldn't be because I'm indoors! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want gravy on that love?
Chips peas and gravy with a balm cake.......
Food of the gods!
I haven't heard anyone use the term balm cake in a while . Is that specific to the north west?
Aye lad ...............a bread roll in 13.5 tog land
I knew that lol, my ex from Manchester used to cook me fried northern junk in a balm cake for breakfast "
Hey our kid you can’t av an ex from Madchester that’s a bit off. Manc tarts are minted! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Extra large hot water bottle full of warm mulled warm? Keep you warm and then drink the contents 
Mulled with the flavour of rubber "
Ewww. Good point. Need a new plan |
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"I went for a walk earlier in my ski gear because it was so cold but very refreshing!
Pleased I’m tucked up in 13.5 togs now
Ooh. Ski gear. Good plan...
Ski thermal layers are ace! Plus my big thick ski jacket and gloves .... and my fur headband!
This is sounding like a new bedtime clothing option..."
Jesus Christ I don’t think you need to stretch to a fur headband in bed!
Seriously though ski thermal base layers would make great PJs |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I went for a walk earlier in my ski gear because it was so cold but very refreshing!
Pleased I’m tucked up in 13.5 togs now
Ooh. Ski gear. Good plan...
Ski thermal layers are ace! Plus my big thick ski jacket and gloves .... and my fur headband!
This is sounding like a new bedtime clothing option...
Jesus Christ I don’t think you need to stretch to a fur headband in bed!
Seriously though ski thermal base layers would make great PJs "
They would. I'm going to invest... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet
But you're indoors.... with heating?
Currently, but wasn't last night or earlier on, nor Sunday and didn't apply more than a hoody on any occasion...
Weirdly.... I'm ok when I'm outside in it and it's very cold. Just a hoodie for me then too.
But it's even colder in here with no heating and it shouldn't be because I'm indoors!"
Now Then posh lass tha knows north Devon is practically abroad for us Northern folk. |
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
I've just got a blanket out of the cupboard, wanna snuggle up with me?
Yes please.
How you feeling now Ace?"
I'm fine thanks, getting back to ma old self again xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet
But you're indoors.... with heating?
Currently, but wasn't last night or earlier on, nor Sunday and didn't apply more than a hoody on any occasion...
Weirdly.... I'm ok when I'm outside in it and it's very cold. Just a hoodie for me then too.
But it's even colder in here with no heating and it shouldn't be because I'm indoors!
Now Then posh lass tha knows north Devon is practically abroad for us Northern folk. "
Seems so.....
Now I'm depressed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you want gravy on that love?
Chips peas and gravy with a balm cake.......
Food of the gods!
I haven't heard anyone use the term balm cake in a while . Is that specific to the north west?
Aye lad ...............a bread roll in 13.5 tog land
I knew that lol, my ex from Manchester used to cook me fried northern junk in a balm cake for breakfast
Hey our kid you can’t av an ex from Madchester that’s a bit off. Manc tarts are minted!"
Pmsl funny you should say that, her parents were actually loaded Cheshire folks, that's the only time I've ever met a fabbers parents! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
I've just got a blanket out of the cupboard, wanna snuggle up with me?
Yes please.
How you feeling now Ace?
I'm fine thanks, getting back to ma old self again xx "
I'm glad you are.... have a hug to go with the snuggle xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I'm coming to snuggle!!
Yay!!
You'll keep me warm  "
I'll bring my electric blanket, normal blankets and portable heater..... and my hot self
I got you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently snugged under my duvet. I'm not getting out the covers anytime soon lol
You soft southern jesses we in the north have got out our holiday shirts. It’s positively balmy in the north?
That's not what most of my northern friends have said
Currently -5°C here, real feel -13. Says low will be -7 or -8 overnight. Nowt a few layers won't sort out - I've not had my big coat out yet
We have not seen weather like since Moses was a lad.
Minus 13 tha says ? Better put a piece of coal on tha fire
A whole piece? Let's not be rash about things "
Thas reet lass lets not be to hasty |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I'm coming to snuggle!!
Yay!!
You'll keep me warm
I'll bring my electric blanket, normal blankets and portable heater..... and my hot self
I got you!"
Oooofftt.... that's the way to seduce me |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Plumber here haha"
Ooooh..... hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning 
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu |
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here "
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu "
I like the last option.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?"
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu
I like the last option...."
Fuck sake...you get the gas, I'll get the lighter...I'll light your head hair and toe hair...gotta keep the extremities warm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is very cold I am freezing and can’t sleep
Watch out.... they'll accuse you of being a southern softie too!
But I feel your pain. It's no fun "
Hey up lass not all from tha south are softies............just tha majority!
All this talk of hot water bottles central heating and cuddles is just anarchy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room"
She's being a wuss...its not that cold in here now |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu
I like the last option....
Fuck sake...you get the gas, I'll get the lighter...I'll light your head hair and toe hair...gotta keep the extremities warm "
My legs will go up like a Roman candle at the moment! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room
She's being a wuss...its not that cold in here now "
I am being a wuss.... I embraced my wussiness earlier up there ^^^^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu
I like the last option....
Fuck sake...you get the gas, I'll get the lighter...I'll light your head hair and toe hair...gotta keep the extremities warm
My legs will go up like a Roman candle at the moment!"
Good point...put the dog in the other room first! She'll catch |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu
I like the last option....
Fuck sake...you get the gas, I'll get the lighter...I'll light your head hair and toe hair...gotta keep the extremities warm
My legs will go up like a Roman candle at the moment!
Good point...put the dog in the other room first! She'll catch "
She will make a hell of a noise if you put her out there. It's colder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room
She's being a wuss...its not that cold in here now
I am being a wuss.... I embraced my wussiness earlier up there ^^^^"
I saw...not what i meant when i said you're supposed to embrace your flaws to get your big girl sticker tho..  |
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"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu
I like the last option....
Fuck sake...you get the gas, I'll get the lighter...I'll light your head hair and toe hair...gotta keep the extremities warm
My legs will go up like a Roman candle at the moment!
Good point...put the dog in the other room first! She'll catch
She will make a hell of a noise if you put her out there. It's colder."
She's a noisy bitch anyway... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room
She's being a wuss...its not that cold in here now
I am being a wuss.... I embraced my wussiness earlier up there ^^^^
I saw...not what i meant when i said you're supposed to embrace your flaws to get your big girl sticker tho.. "
Don't wanna. I wanna embrace other people. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We have 2 leccy heaters on...its not that bad now...
Stop yer moaning
Alternatively you could huddle around a lit candle? Or I could set you on fire?
Lu
I like the last option....
Fuck sake...you get the gas, I'll get the lighter...I'll light your head hair and toe hair...gotta keep the extremities warm
My legs will go up like a Roman candle at the moment!
Good point...put the dog in the other room first! She'll catch
She will make a hell of a noise if you put her out there. It's colder.
She's a noisy bitch anyway..."
She meant the dog. I'm quite quiet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room
She's being a wuss...its not that cold in here now
I am being a wuss.... I embraced my wussiness earlier up there ^^^^
I saw...not what i meant when i said you're supposed to embrace your flaws to get your big girl sticker tho..
Don't wanna. I wanna embrace other people."
slut...
Greedy girl sticker it is |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
Where did you put your heating Posh?! Have you tried down the back of the sofa?
The sofa is currently my bed!
As Lu said.... 2 leccy heaters.... but they're only just taking the chill out of the room
She's being a wuss...its not that cold in here now
I am being a wuss.... I embraced my wussiness earlier up there ^^^^
I saw...not what i meant when i said you're supposed to embrace your flaws to get your big girl sticker tho..
Don't wanna. I wanna embrace other people.
slut...
Greedy girl sticker it is "
I'm in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth  "
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact! 
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth "
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact!
"
Cnut. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact!
Cnut."
I've got some Pnuts...no Cnuts...sorry sweet cheeks |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact!
Cnut.
I've got some Pnuts...no Cnuts...sorry sweet cheeks "
Up your bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact!
Cnut.
I've got some Pnuts...no Cnuts...sorry sweet cheeks
Up your bum "
They're in the cupboard ya filthy mare!
Gerroff my bum! |
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan."
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan.
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash "
Jeff isn't here |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact!
Cnut.
I've got some Pnuts...no Cnuts...sorry sweet cheeks
Up your bum
They're in the cupboard ya filthy mare!
Gerroff my bum! "
I'm nowhere near her bum.... just for the record! Wouldn't dare.... the explosions! |
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan.
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash
Jeff isn't here "
Oh no. Two person pile then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
I can't touch her...
I've already been fighting off her advances for weeks!
I can't do anything to encourage her predation...I've even stopped making eye contact!
Cnut.
I've got some Pnuts...no Cnuts...sorry sweet cheeks
Up your bum
They're in the cupboard ya filthy mare!
Gerroff my bum!
I'm nowhere near her bum.... just for the record! Wouldn't dare.... the explosions!"
My defence technique is working |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan.
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash "
Um...... I don't wanna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan.
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash
Jeff isn't here
Oh no. Two person pile then "
I'm a one person pile!
She has the dog... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the cold
I like it when it's outside..."
I love snow and the cold. It's much easier to get warmer then it is to cool off and hubby and I have jeeps makes it more fun to drive . It's like a challenge how deep can it be before I get stuck. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
Try being in a caravan
Can I be in your caravan? We could heat it up
Yes body heat sharing is the way forward "
Yes!! Let's do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong I'm sleeping outside tonight?
No, because you're hot enough that you probably cause global warming!"
Ohhhhh.... Smooth! Very smooth! come ere and squeeze in my sleeping bag! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan.
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash
Jeff isn't here
Oh no. Two person pile then
I'm a one person pile!
She has the dog... "
She keeps kicking me |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is it wrong I'm sleeping outside tonight?
No, because you're hot enough that you probably cause global warming!
Ohhhhh.... Smooth! Very smooth! come ere and squeeze in my sleeping bag! "
I was quite proud of that one
I bloody would and all |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's not cold here up north when it's cold people wear shorts and no top
Those block heaters you just plug in the socket suppose to be really good for the price"
Don't you start on the north south cold divide too!! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"It's not cold here up north when it's cold people wear shorts and no top
Those block heaters you just plug in the socket suppose to be really good for the price
Don't you start on the north south cold divide too!! "
Your welcome to sample but oh wait this is nothing just a beginning, I used to live south so experienced north is colder your just cold |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's not cold here up north when it's cold people wear shorts and no top
Those block heaters you just plug in the socket suppose to be really good for the price
Don't you start on the north south cold divide too!!
Your welcome to sample but oh wait this is nothing just a beginning, I used to live south so experienced north is colder your just cold "
Cold hands.... warm heart? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Lu not just give you a giant hug for warmth?! Tried peeing in a wetsuit, apparently that's good for warmth
She's not that warm.... she keeps all that shiz for Jeff and withholds the love from me
Peeing in a wetsuit is only really any good in the water....
And don't do it in a drysuit. Bad plan.
Pile in with Lu and Jeff. Just gatecrash
Jeff isn't here
Oh no. Two person pile then
I'm a one person pile!
She has the dog... "
Lu & Jeff - keep me warm too!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love the cold
I like it when it's outside... haha inside or out I love it
I prefer it to the too hot.... I cant stand being hot, im always warm anyway hence I like cold, hate summer "
Noo summer all the way. Turn me into a lobster baby!! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"It's not cold here up north when it's cold people wear shorts and no top
Those block heaters you just plug in the socket suppose to be really good for the price
Don't you start on the north south cold divide too!!
Your welcome to sample but oh wait this is nothing just a beginning, I used to live south so experienced north is colder your just cold
Cold hands.... warm heart?"
Very much all us northern are |
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"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
I've just got a blanket out of the cupboard, wanna snuggle up with me?
Yes please.
How you feeling now Ace?
I'm fine thanks, getting back to ma old self again xx
I'm glad you are.... have a hug to go with the snuggle xx"
Would be nice to burst ma bubble, so to speak |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Love the cold
I like it when it's outside... haha inside or out I love it
I prefer it to the too hot.... I cant stand being hot, im always warm anyway hence I like cold, hate summer "
Ooh. Human radiator |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's not cold here up north when it's cold people wear shorts and no top
Those block heaters you just plug in the socket suppose to be really good for the price
Don't you start on the north south cold divide too!!
Your welcome to sample but oh wait this is nothing just a beginning, I used to live south so experienced north is colder your just cold
Cold hands.... warm heart?
Very much all us northern are "
I've heard that |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Really, really cold.
And I don't like it very much.
Help please!
I hate it too!! Heating on full blast!
No heating here
I've just got a blanket out of the cupboard, wanna snuggle up with me?
Yes please.
How you feeling now Ace?
I'm fine thanks, getting back to ma old self again xx
I'm glad you are.... have a hug to go with the snuggle xx
Would be nice to burst ma bubble, so to speak "
Oh my! Definitely |
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Just thought we had a cracking summer in lockdown last year now in lockdown again and one of the coldest winters for years .just wondering if there a link ? . And no I'm not a tree hugger .petrol head. |
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