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Cupid's deviant cousin....Matchmaker
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That's me!
I'm bored and I thought it might be fun to play a little game...
Declare yourself in on the thread, and tell us all a bit about yourself and what you're looking for.
If someone who tickles your fancy pops up, send me their username (inbox is open to all), if they also send me yours I'll play matchmaker and hook you up
Entertain me!
Also...Jeff and I are totally open to chats and flirtation so we're in
Lu |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Do me! Do me!
I'm NSP, Posh, 'er over there.
I'm boring as all hell but I'm a bit of a flirt.
And I'm looking for a sexy man (but my definition of sexy might not be yours so this could go well or badly) to take my mind off the pain and the cold.
Also, I'm not a massive fan of cake but I love baking
(And I didn't mean "Do me!" like "Do me!" you pervert) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(And I didn't mean "Do me!" like "Do me!" you pervert)
I know this woman well...
She totally DID mean it like that!
Lu
Predator"
Finally! Admittance!
She is also a sexual predator folks... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"
(And I didn't mean "Do me!" like "Do me!" you pervert)
I know this woman well...
She totally DID mean it like that!
Lu
Predator
Finally! Admittance!
She is also a sexual predator folks..."
Shh.... they think I'm sweet and innocent. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
(And I didn't mean "Do me!" like "Do me!" you pervert)
I know this woman well...
She totally DID mean it like that!
Lu
Predator
Finally! Admittance!
She is also a sexual predator folks...
Shh.... they think I'm sweet and innocent."
Yeah...like they all think I'm normal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in please caught this one in time yes !!
Ohh how to sell myself umm
I’m a mystery, different levels and make a mean coffee, rubbish at jokes, love chocolates and honest talking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres my match?
No one's chosen anyone from the thread yet...give it a minute
Oh we have to choose you choose for us xx"
I tried to be clear in the OP...
I'll match up people who choose each other from the thread by messaging me the usernames of the people they like |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Wheres my match?
No one's chosen anyone from the thread yet...give it a minute
Oh we have to choose you choose for us xx
I tried to be clear in the OP...
I'll match up people who choose each other from the thread by messaging me the usernames of the people they like "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am every womaaaaan! Its all you need "
Troublesome,
Unpredictable,
Bubbly,
Electric,
Rebel,
Orgasmoholic,
Silly and
Eh..
...you shall explore the rest of the treasure chest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm cautiously putting myself forward.
I try to keep things light-hearted with awful jokes but told I'm a good listener whether you need advice or just need to vent. Oh, I can also let you bounce things off my bum if I like you
Erm... I think that's about it really |
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"I'm cautiously putting myself forward.
I try to keep things light-hearted with awful jokes but told I'm a good listener whether you need advice or just need to vent. Oh, I can also let you bounce things off my bum if I like you
Erm... I think that's about it really"
You do have the most amazing bum! If only I was 25 yrs younger....x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Couple of matches so far...
Don't forget to send me the names of those you fancy...
Got some matches waiting to happen
I told you mine...."
You did...you've had one match ya greedy tart |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Couple of matches so far...
Don't forget to send me the names of those you fancy...
Got some matches waiting to happen
I told you mine....
You did...you've had one match ya greedy tart "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in Lu.
I'm Sparkles. I'm chatty and flirty, love cuddles, kissing and touching in general. Oh and cake
Would ideally like someone that didn't live in another solar system but I'm open to chats. I'm also a bit of a handful so someone patient with a great sense of humour helps. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in Lu.
I'm Sparkles. I'm chatty and flirty, love cuddles, kissing and touching in general. Oh and cake
Would ideally like someone that didn't live in another solar system but I'm open to chats. I'm also a bit of a handful so someone patient with a great sense of humour helps. "
Oh...I'm not enough for you now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in Lu.
I'm Sparkles. I'm chatty and flirty, love cuddles, kissing and touching in general. Oh and cake
Would ideally like someone that didn't live in another solar system but I'm open to chats. I'm also a bit of a handful so someone patient with a great sense of humour helps.
Oh...I'm not enough for you now... "
Oh don't do that! Love ya Lu! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in Lu.
I'm Sparkles. I'm chatty and flirty, love cuddles, kissing and touching in general. Oh and cake
Would ideally like someone that didn't live in another solar system but I'm open to chats. I'm also a bit of a handful so someone patient with a great sense of humour helps.
Oh...I'm not enough for you now...
Oh don't do that! Love ya Lu! "
Yeah yeah...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh I would love to be included, sounds fun.
I am NBVN, a hotwife with a fun, flirty, positively open and rather naughty mind.
I am looking for a man, woman, TV and / or couple for sexy fun.... so I should be easy to match.
I am a runner, walker and novice paddleboarder. I adore humour and am the most compassionate person...oh and menopausal.... so I could cry tears of joy at any moment
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've only had one match outta you arseholes...
Just saying...
the OP always gets forgotten about....
Once seen never forgotten surely "
I'm more memorable in the flesh... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've only had one match outta you arseholes...
Just saying...
the OP always gets forgotten about....
Once seen never forgotten surely
I'm more memorable in the flesh... "
True story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm cautiously putting myself forward.
I try to keep things light-hearted with awful jokes but told I'm a good listener whether you need advice or just need to vent. Oh, I can also let you bounce things off my bum if I like you
Erm... I think that's about it really
You do have the most amazing bum! If only I was 25 yrs younger....x"
Thank you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't forget.... to get a match you have to send your choices to the OP
Everyone I fancy is either too far away or I'm too young "
Just try it and see.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've only had one match outta you arseholes...
Just saying...
the OP always gets forgotten about....
Once seen never forgotten surely
I'm more memorable in the flesh... "
Never a truer word said I’m certain x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In "
I’m easy going and drama free. I’ve been in the scene for 3 years happily single and just really enjoy the lifestyle, making friends and memories.
My interests include an eclectic taste in music, cooking, keeping fit, reading and DIY...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in please.
So how can I sell myself?
Well I'm a single lad who just loves a laugh, flirt, good conversation, and makes a great meal for two and cakes... and I have a very naughty side once you get to know me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe "
Ooh good call |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe "
I think I'm too shy. |
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"If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe "
It's an idea. I think there may be some who have sent over message their answer as there is some shyness about having their list out in the open. But used it more as a "I hope they like me too" thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe " splendid idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If any of you who haven't had their advances returned want me to inform the object of your desire that you named them...I'm happy to!
Some of you seem to be playing it safe "
Why not.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in.
I'm ideally looking for a similarly pervy woman to form a connection with. I have no probs finding guys when I want but that's maybe every other month or so (pre covid). I don't dress all the time, quite infrequently, but it's a side of me that I doubt is going away, so finding a woman who likes both regular pervy me and pervy TV me is the ultimate goal. Not an easy task
But, I did find my last two girlfriends here on fab so... maybe that elusive, pervy, TV loving woman is here, somewhere? |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Well hello
I'm spiderwoman. Looking for that elusive one!! You know the tall, dark, handsome one...
It's all on my profile. Pop me a thread note and we'll take it from there.
Have a nice day all
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Bore da folks
Waffling Welsh numpty entering the fray. I’m happiest walking up mountains and being a culture vulture (music, photography, festivals etc).
Glorious smiles and uproarious laughter are a huge weakness, as are rambling conversations that veer expertly between the highbrow and the profane.
Oh, and a nice arse is awesome, too of course.
I’d love to have someone who shared a similar outlook on life *insert over-used cliche here*
Hwyl
LS |
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Of course but the rest of me comes with it.
You always come "
Yes but the lady always comes first. |
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