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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

....right now?

It's Monday. It's cold. I'm a nosey bugger.

I'm hiding under my duvet because it's cosy and if I move out of it I may freeze before I have time to put clothes on. This does mean I'm not making the coffee I should be making or doing the painting I should be doing.

Side note..... if anyone would like to come and dress me while I'm under the duvet, could you please also bring coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk? Sugar?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Milk? Sugar?

Milk and a sweetener please gorgeous

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Shovelling snow !

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm sat in my cosy little office, hard at work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mopping the kitchen floor

But urgh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shovelling snow !"

Sounds chilly..... come warm up in my duvet fort afterwards.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm sat in my cosy little office, hard at work. "

Is that because you're perving on here while at your desk?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mopping the kitchen floor

But urgh "

It'll still need mopping later. There is time.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'm sat in my cosy little office, hard at work.

Is that because you're perving on here while at your desk?

I refuse to comment on that, for fear of incriminating myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed, can't be arsed to get up hehe

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm sat in my cosy little office, hard at work.

Is that because you're perving on here while at your desk?

I refuse to comment on that, for fear of incriminating myself

More importantly..... why are you suddenly clothed? It's upsetting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing"

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be working but its snowing, so I ducked out of it, the inertia is almost overwhelming at the moment.

I wish I could hibernate until Spring x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?"

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In bed, can't be arsed to get up hehe "

You are researching the amount of time it takes for you to get so bored with laying in bed that you have to get up.

You're very busy right now...

You're welcome.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Working from home making phone calls. So I should take my hand out my pants and stop perving lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'm sat in my cosy little office, hard at work.

Is that because you're perving on here while at your desk?

I refuse to comment on that, for fear of incriminating myself

More importantly..... why are you suddenly clothed? It's upsetting

Oops, sorted

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By *P994Man over a year ago

Travelling

I should be working from home but procrastinating and fab seem like better prospects and more fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but its snowing, so I ducked out of it, the inertia is almost overwhelming at the moment.

I wish I could hibernate until Spring x"

I feel you. It's a sad state of affairs....

I also hope I don't have to hibernate til Spring.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit "

I hate you a little right now. Show off.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working from home making phone calls. So I should take my hand out my pants and stop perving lol"

You can phone with one hand.... inappropriate but not impossible!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm sat in my cosy little office, hard at work.

Is that because you're perving on here while at your desk?

I refuse to comment on that, for fear of incriminating myself

More importantly..... why are you suddenly clothed? It's upsetting

Oops, sorted

Don't get me wrong... it's a nice suit. But I prefer this look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be working but perving on here instead

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working from home but procrastinating and fab seem like better prospects and more fun "

That's because they always are.

Turn the computer on at some point. That's work done.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I should be washing up, general housework, continuing the "big tidy up" that we started last week and numerous other stuff. I had a fasting blood test this morning, the phlebotomist got the needle in at a funny angle and had to wiggle it about

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but perving on here instead

Trust me.... sometimes perving on here can be a full time job

Apparently. I wouldn't know, being a sweet and innocent soul who never perves

(I hope no one ever green arrows me.... I'd be busted

)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be washing up, general housework, continuing the "big tidy up" that we started last week and numerous other stuff. I had a fasting blood test this morning, the phlebotomist got the needle in at a funny angle and had to wiggle it about

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

Can think of many things I should be doing right now, but sharing NPS’s duvet is top of the list, not sure about dressing you though would rather be naked with you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be tidying up my chaotic sewing room, unloading the dishwasher and go for a shower.

Instead I am layed on my bed, watching the snow and reading a book

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'm resting my legs in between laundry and housework.

I'm having cheese on toast and tea.

I should be doing anything I can be bothered to do.

It can wait

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm considering lunch for mum

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can think of many things I should be doing right now, but sharing NPS’s duvet is top of the list, not sure about dressing you though would rather be naked with you!

I'm finally top of someone's to do list!!

Naked is good when it's with a friend

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Can think of many things I should be doing right now, but sharing NPS’s duvet is top of the list, not sure about dressing you though would rather be naked with you!

I'm finally top of someone's to do list!!

Naked is good when it's with a friend

Your always at the top of my todo list

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be tidying up my chaotic sewing room, unloading the dishwasher and go for a shower.

Instead I am layed on my bed, watching the snow and reading a book "

I can help with this.... have a bath. That way you can read the book and watch the snow yet still tick off one item on the list....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am under the duvet too cant be arsed to get out of bed.

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm resting my legs in between laundry and housework.

I'm having cheese on toast and tea.

I should be doing anything I can be bothered to do.

It can wait

You're my hero too.

Ooh

Cheese on toast. Ooh. Crumpets.

I could have cheese on crumpets if I can face getting out of the duvet....

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bed"
make her change her own sheets, she made them dirty!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm considering lunch for mum

That took me 2 goes to realise you weren't talking matricide and cannibalism

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can think of many things I should be doing right now, but sharing NPS’s duvet is top of the list, not sure about dressing you though would rather be naked with you!

I'm finally top of someone's to do list!!

Naked is good when it's with a friend

Your always at the top of my todo list

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or feel really sorry for you.

I'm gonna go with flattered

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Am under the duvet too cant be arsed to get out of bed."

Are you? Where? I mean.... this is a big bed but I'd have thought I'd have noticed.....

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Can think of many things I should be doing right now, but sharing NPS’s duvet is top of the list, not sure about dressing you though would rather be naked with you!

I'm finally top of someone's to do list!!

Naked is good when it's with a friend

Your always at the top of my todo list

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or feel really sorry for you.

I'm gonna go with flattered

Time will tell..

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

House work

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bed"

Nah....... she will only make them dirty again! That's a Sunday job, you have 6 days left.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"House work "

Don't do it! Don't get drawn into it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!"

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a plan MFP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Online training, and I'm doing it! Gaaahd, get off my back

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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"I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bed

Nah....... she will only make them dirty again! That's a Sunday job, you have 6 days left."

Yesterday was Sunday, I'm a day late unfortunately

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"House work

Don't do it! Don't get drawn into it!"

Its clean might do a bit of washing later xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Online training, and I'm doing it! Gaaahd, get off my back

Get on my back then

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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"I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bedmake her change her own sheets, she made them dirty!"

She's 7, I suspect it'll cause more trouble than it's worth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

I call this a severe case of The Fuck Its!

Whatever the question is, the answer is Fuck It!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bed

Nah....... she will only make them dirty again! That's a Sunday job, you have 6 days left.

Yesterday was Sunday, I'm a day late unfortunately

No..... you are 6 days early. We are on the bright side here today!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"House work

Don't do it! Don't get drawn into it!

Its clean might do a bit of washing later xx"

I did that yesterday. Might wash me later if I get really dirty but that's it

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I'm resting my legs in between laundry and housework.

I'm having cheese on toast and tea.

I should be doing anything I can be bothered to do.

It can wait

You're my hero too.

Ooh

Cheese on toast. Ooh. Crumpets.

I could have cheese on crumpets if I can face getting out of the duvet...."

Just have 10 more minutes

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

I call this a severe case of The Fuck Its!

Whatever the question is, the answer is Fuck It!!

I think I have a chronic case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm resting my legs in between laundry and housework.

I'm having cheese on toast and tea.

I should be doing anything I can be bothered to do.

It can wait

You're my hero too.

Ooh

Cheese on toast. Ooh. Crumpets.

I could have cheese on crumpets if I can face getting out of the duvet....

Just have 10 more minutes "

That's what I said when I started this an hour ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be looking for jobs....and have been but it’s sooo boring....I could do with warming up too! It’s Damn cold

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[All daily plans cancelled by poster at 08/02/21 11:18:45]"

Good call Minx....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be looking for jobs....and have been but it’s sooo boring....I could do with warming up too! It’s Damn cold

In that case you have been productive and should now snuggle in the duvet with me and Jojo and eat cheese on bread products.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Online training, and I'm doing it! Gaaahd, get off my back

Get on my back then

I thought you were supposed to be encouraging me to work... if you insist though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?"

Ooohhh I've never had a cheesy crumpet - is that a thing?

I love introducing more foods that have cheese on them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Online training, and I'm doing it! Gaaahd, get off my back

Get on my back then

I thought you were supposed to be encouraging me to work... if you insist though

You can work on me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?

Ooohhh I've never had a cheesy crumpet - is that a thing?

I love introducing more foods that have cheese on them

It may not have been.... but it is now!

It's a good thing!

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"I'm perving on here, although I should be changing the sheets on my daughter's bedmake her change her own sheets, she made them dirty!

She's 7, I suspect it'll cause more trouble than it's worth

Don’t fall into that trap, teach them young!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"House work

Don't do it! Don't get drawn into it!

Its clean might do a bit of washing later xx

I did that yesterday. Might wash me later if I get really dirty but that's it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be looking for jobs....and have been but it’s sooo boring....I could do with warming up too! It’s Damn cold

In that case you have been productive and should now snuggle in the duvet with me and Jojo and eat cheese on bread products."

That sounds so much more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?

Ooohhh I've never had a cheesy crumpet - is that a thing?

I love introducing more foods that have cheese on them

Ok, I have not long had 2 hot cross buns covered in melted butter, but now my mouth is watering, even though I am not hungry!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Online training, and I'm doing it! Gaaahd, get off my back

Get on my back then

I thought you were supposed to be encouraging me to work... if you insist though

You can work on me

I've always been more of a practical learner anyway

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be looking for jobs....and have been but it’s sooo boring....I could do with warming up too! It’s Damn cold

In that case you have been productive and should now snuggle in the duvet with me and Jojo and eat cheese on bread products.

That sounds so much more fun

MaryFuckingPoppins will be along too shortly I reckon..... Lady snuggle day!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?

Ooohhh I've never had a cheesy crumpet - is that a thing?

I love introducing more foods that have cheese on them

Ok, I have not long had 2 hot cross buns covered in melted butter, but now my mouth is watering, even though I am not hungry!!

Ooooh hot cross buns!

I really do need to get out of bed very soon and make these healthy snacks....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Online training, and I'm doing it! Gaaahd, get off my back

Get on my back then

I thought you were supposed to be encouraging me to work... if you insist though

You can work on me

I've always been more of a practical learner anyway

See.... win win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working online from home

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working online from home

We apologise for distracting you... should we keep the noise down or crank it up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

I hate you a little right now. Show off."

Not showing off yet but she has taken pics haha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

I hate you a little right now. Show off.

Not showing off yet but she has taken pics haha"

Go away you meanie pants.

I'm not envious of the sex.

I don't even want sex

I don't even like..... yeah, can't finish that sentence with a straight face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

I hate you a little right now. Show off.

Not showing off yet but she has taken pics haha

Go away you meanie pants.

I'm not envious of the sex.

I don't even want sex

I don't even like..... yeah, can't finish that sentence with a straight face.

Haha yeah you can’t that’s right

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

I hate you a little right now. Show off.

Not showing off yet but she has taken pics haha

Go away you meanie pants.

I'm not envious of the sex.

I don't even want sex

I don't even like..... yeah, can't finish that sentence with a straight face.

That’s all lies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

I hate you a little right now. Show off.

Not showing off yet but she has taken pics haha

Go away you meanie pants.

I'm not envious of the sex.

I don't even want sex

I don't even like..... yeah, can't finish that sentence with a straight face.

Haha yeah you can’t that’s right

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing... in bed with the wonderful other half relaxing

Awwwwww..... that's so cute!

You should surely be doing things other than being on here then?

We have, now it’s time to relax a bit

I hate you a little right now. Show off.

Not showing off yet but she has taken pics haha

Go away you meanie pants.

I'm not envious of the sex.

I don't even want sex

I don't even like..... yeah, can't finish that sentence with a straight face.

That’s all lies

Maybe

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet "

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

I'm not sulking. I refer you to my previous "I don't even want sex" statement.

But also..... AWWWWWWWW!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better "

The first thing I did when I got home was eat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better

The first thing I did when I got home was eat

Actual real food? Because the

implies otherwise....

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better

The first thing I did when I got home was eat

Actual real food? Because the

implies otherwise....

Home made bread roll, two inches of Lurpack (yes it was a cholesterol screen

) and peanut butter

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By *lark_KentMan over a year ago

Northampton

I should be working from home, but fab keeps distracting me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better

The first thing I did when I got home was eat

Actual real food? Because the

implies otherwise....

Home made bread roll, two inches of Lurpack (yes it was a cholesterol screen

) and peanut butter

You should come join the cheese and carb fest under the duvet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am keeping warm working from home, with the occasional fab peaking to raise the temperature too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....right now?

It's Monday. It's cold. I'm a nosey bugger.

Side note..... if anyone would like to come and dress me while I'm under the duvet, could you please also bring coffee?"

back to back video calls from 830am through to 5 today... literally not even got a pee or tea break pencilled in.

send help! & sweets! but mainly help!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better

The first thing I did when I got home was eat

Actual real food? Because the

implies otherwise....

Home made bread roll, two inches of Lurpack (yes it was a cholesterol screen

) and peanut butter

You should come join the cheese and carb fest under the duvet!"

Firing up the moped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

Thank you

Well fine... I know when I’m not wanted

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs."

Yes!!! Schooch up I'm on my way!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm actually doing what I should be doing. I'm having a little break from work

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By *omtom2088Man over a year ago

Stockport

Got my tools out right now

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?

Ooohhh I've never had a cheesy crumpet - is that a thing?

I love introducing more foods that have cheese on them

OMG, cheese on crumpets is definitely a thing, with lots of butter

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am keeping warm working from home, with the occasional fab peaking to raise the temperature too

Oh good call. That's a balanced day...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"....right now?

It's Monday. It's cold. I'm a nosey bugger.

Side note..... if anyone would like to come and dress me while I'm under the duvet, could you please also bring coffee?

back to back video calls from 830am through to 5 today... literally not even got a pee or tea break pencilled in.

send help! & sweets! but mainly help!"

That's no good! Although no tea means less pee!

Sending sweets...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

. It made me feel quite nauseous so I'm feeling sorry for myself and drinking red bush tea out of a giant cup and wearing leggings under my jeans

Oh no.... I do feel your pain! It's never good when the vampire gets it a little wrong.

Giant cuppa will sort you out. The Big Tidy Up can wait a while.

Have you now eaten though? That should make you feel a bit better

The first thing I did when I got home was eat

Actual real food? Because the

implies otherwise....

Home made bread roll, two inches of Lurpack (yes it was a cholesterol screen

) and peanut butter

You should come join the cheese and carb fest under the duvet!

Firing up the moped

. "

Woo hoo!

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

I should be stretching then going to do something active getting rid of this podge

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

Thank you

Well fine... I know when I’m not wanted

See... shouldn't show off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs.

Yes!!! Schooch up I'm on my way!"

You can sit on me.... share body heat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm actually doing what I should be doing. I'm having a little break from work

You're so industrious

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got my tools out right now

Oh really?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs.

Yes!!! Schooch up I'm on my way!

You can sit on me.... share body heat

Deal

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be doing about a billion really boring things that I just don't wanna

I've decided to cancel everything today - hurrah

Yay!! MFP you are my hero!

Monday's tasks cancelled!

I've got a serious case of can't be arsed today and just can't deal with anything other than the creation of different foods, eating food creations and lady wanking

Sounds like a perfect day!

Fancy some cheesy crumpets?

Ooohhh I've never had a cheesy crumpet - is that a thing?

I love introducing more foods that have cheese on them

OMG, cheese on crumpets is definitely a thing, with lots of butter

Duvet, cheese and carb party with the girls?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be stretching then going to do something active getting rid of this podge "

Hmmm..... I can think of something active you could do....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs.

Yes!!! Schooch up I'm on my way!

You can sit on me.... share body heat

Deal

We should live stream this.....

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs.

Yes!!! Schooch up I'm on my way!

You can sit on me.... share body heat

Deal

We should live stream this.....

What time does the stream start?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be working but perving on here instead

Trust me.... sometimes perving on here can be a full time job

Apparently. I wouldn't know, being a sweet and innocent soul who never perves

(I hope no one ever green arrows me.... I'd be busted

Definitely is a full time job

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bit of housework as I'm not at work, instead I'm still snuggled under my duvet

Come join the lady duvet party. We have cheese and carbs.

Yes!!! Schooch up I'm on my way!

You can sit on me.... share body heat

Deal

We should live stream this.....

What time does the stream start?"

Depends on when the ladies get here.....

So some time after covid....

Say 2024?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but perving on here instead

Trust me.... sometimes perving on here can be a full time job

Apparently. I wouldn't know, being a sweet and innocent soul who never perves

(I hope no one ever green arrows me.... I'd be busted

)

Definitely is a full time job

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

Thank you

Well fine... I know when I’m not wanted

See... shouldn't show off

Yeah I should

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cleaning up after the carnage of the super bowl and camming fun last night

Buuttt... clearly I’m still in bed... with him...

We have ALL DAY to clean up... plus watermelon is nearly ready

Ok. You can shut up now....

She's allowed to stay though

Thank you

Well fine... I know when I’m not wanted

See... shouldn't show off

Yeah I should

Bollocks to your bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

Sad times

Maybe someone will to a flap snap for me later?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electric testing on tin boxes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really should be working but my work attention span is miniscule today.

I am on here and far too distracted by the lovely sexy people.

Stop enticing me... I am too weak to resist

Her x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Should be working, am working and wish I was doing anything but working

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By *ffinfuntMan over a year ago

liverpool

Sitting on a swimming pool looking at lady flesh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Freezing my nuts off 200ft up in the clouds in my Crane, but I will settle for the couch with Ali and coffee and Hob Nobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

Sad times

Maybe someone will to a flap snap for me later?

Do you think you'll get that lucky?

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm putting up scaffolding. My hands are cold .need warming up .x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Electric testing on tin boxes

That sounds like the sort of thing that needs concentrating on

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really should be working but my work attention span is miniscule today.

I am on here and far too distracted by the lovely sexy people.

Stop enticing me... I am too weak to resist

Her x"

I REALLY want to send you boobs right now....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be working, am working and wish I was doing anything but working

Stop working. Have a fab break

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sitting on a swimming pool looking at lady flesh "

But what are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

Sad times

Maybe someone will to a flap snap for me later?

Do you think you'll get that lucky?"

Born lucky

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Freezing my nuts off 200ft up in the clouds in my Crane, but I will settle for the couch with Ali and coffee and Hob Nobs

I think you have the better deal right now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm putting up scaffolding. My hands are cold .need warming up .x "

I could warm them up for you

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Should be working, am working and wish I was doing anything but working

Stop working. Have a fab break

Haha once I have a fab break I end up stuck here.... it’s like the Bermuda Triangle

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Food shopping uuuuurrrrrrgh! Been putting it off all morning. I'd rather clean the loo!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

Sad times

Maybe someone will to a flap snap for me later?

Do you think you'll get that lucky?

Born lucky

That's ok then..... as you're already getting lucky you won't need mine

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be working, am working and wish I was doing anything but working

Stop working. Have a fab break

Haha once I have a fab break I end up stuck here.... it’s like the Bermuda Triangle

Oops.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Freezing my nuts off 200ft up in the clouds in my Crane, but I will settle for the couch with Ali and coffee and Hob Nobs

I think you have the better deal right now"
Oh definitely,

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Food shopping uuuuurrrrrrgh! Been putting it off all morning. I'd rather clean the loo!"

Do you have pasta and veg in the cupboards?

If so, go shopping tomorrow instead.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

Sad times

Maybe someone will to a flap snap for me later?

Do you think you'll get that lucky?

Born lucky

That's ok then..... as you're already getting lucky you won't need mine

You've probably done one already and have it waiting to send

. I'll ALWAYS need it

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By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

By rights, I should be catching up on my backlog of hot raunchy sex, but I'm settling with catching up on my listening backlog, with a view maybe to writing a blog about some of it - when I get around to that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Electric testing on tin boxes

That sounds like the sort of thing that needs concentrating on

"
probably should

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Should be working, am working and wish I was doing anything but working

Stop working. Have a fab break

Haha once I have a fab break I end up stuck here.... it’s like the Bermuda Triangle

Oops.....

Yes largely your fault

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be balls deep in vag, but I'm working and listening to my puppy on repeat bark at the builders passing the window

Awwww. No vag for you today then

Sad times

Maybe someone will to a flap snap for me later?

Do you think you'll get that lucky?

Born lucky

That's ok then..... as you're already getting lucky you won't need mine

You've probably done one already and have it waiting to send

. I'll ALWAYS need it

Why on earth do you think I'd have already done one?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"By rights, I should be catching up on my backlog of hot raunchy sex, but I'm settling with catching up on my listening backlog, with a view maybe to writing a blog about some of it - when I get around to that!"

I hear you.....

I feel like I should be having hot raunchy sex

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Electric testing on tin boxes

That sounds like the sort of thing that needs concentrating on

probably should

Oops....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be working, am working and wish I was doing anything but working

Stop working. Have a fab break

Haha once I have a fab break I end up stuck here.... it’s like the Bermuda Triangle

Oops.....

Yes largely your fault

Smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Made it out of bed and now found myself in the bizarre world of seeing p diddy acting on telly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator"

They weren't kidding when they said giant

And wow!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Made it out of bed and now found myself in the bizarre world of seeing p diddy acting on telly

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator

They weren't kidding when they said giant

And wow!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator

They weren't kidding when they said giant

And wow!"

I love the note....must use lube!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Made it out of bed and now found myself in the bizarre world of seeing p diddy acting on telly

Hawaii 5-0 playing a tough nut FBI agent it's bizarre

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator

They weren't kidding when they said giant

And wow!

I love the note....must use lube!"

I know! I'm not going to lie... I'm alarmed yet intrigued

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Food shopping uuuuurrrrrrgh! Been putting it off all morning. I'd rather clean the loo!

Do you have pasta and veg in the cupboards?

If so, go shopping tomorrow instead.

You're welcome

You're quite right, I have what I need for tea tonight so Netflix here I come

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Made it out of bed and now found myself in the bizarre world of seeing p diddy acting on telly

Hawaii 5-0 playing a tough nut FBI agent it's bizarre"

I'm very worried about you right now...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Food shopping uuuuurrrrrrgh! Been putting it off all morning. I'd rather clean the loo!

Do you have pasta and veg in the cupboards?

If so, go shopping tomorrow instead.

You're welcome

You're quite right, I have what I need for tea tonight so Netflix here I come

I'm very good at this...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator

They weren't kidding when they said giant

And wow!

I love the note....must use lube!

I know! I'm not going to lie... I'm alarmed yet intrigued "

On a separate thread toy specific. I have invited anyone to buy one and write us a review

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but instead I am sat looking at the below and wondering......what would that feel like?

V687 Giant Realistic Auto Heating Finger Vibrator

They weren't kidding when they said giant

And wow!

I love the note....must use lube!

I know! I'm not going to lie... I'm alarmed yet intrigued

On a separate thread toy specific. I have invited anyone to buy one and write us a review

Oh good call...

If I had the money.....

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Made it out of bed and now found myself in the bizarre world of seeing p diddy acting on telly

Hawaii 5-0 playing a tough nut FBI agent it's bizarre

I'm very worried about you right now..."

Haha this is what my life has come to please help me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Made it out of bed and now found myself in the bizarre world of seeing p diddy acting on telly

Hawaii 5-0 playing a tough nut FBI agent it's bizarre

I'm very worried about you right now...

Haha this is what my life has come to please help me

Come snuggle...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be doing u

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be doing u "

I like it. Direct and to the point.

Why aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To bloody far and lockdown

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To bloody far and lockdown

Ah yes. Plague. Dammit

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