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over a year ago
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !"
I've got a dog snorking away like an asthmatic pig which is keeping me up.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
I've got a dog snorking away like an asthmatic pig which is keeping me up. "
haha that did make me chuckle  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
wank him"
I was going to suck him, see if that stops it....but it will probably wake him up and when he falls back asleep again he will still snore ! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
I've got a dog snorking away like an asthmatic pig which is keeping me up. "
I don't know what is worse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
lol kick him ha x
I tried that !"
cum on his face...thatd wake me up...be warned tho if ur a gusher theres been reports of people drowning from pussy juice x |
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
lol kick him ha x
I tried that !"
Lightly tickle his nose ..... used to work with my ex, he'd snort sniff and turn over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
lol kick him ha x
I tried that !
cum on his face...thatd wake me up...be warned tho if ur a gusher theres been reports of people drowning from pussy juice x"
Wonder how you worked that one out?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
lol kick him ha x
I tried that !
cum on his face...thatd wake me up...be warned tho if ur a gusher theres been reports of people drowning from pussy juice x
Wonder how you worked that one out? "
some hot tramp done it many years ago to me... |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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lol @ paddy, god help him.
Have tried that too Laine, and pinching his bum, I just can't get asleep fast enough before he sounds like a train again.
Anyway, I am going in....wish me luck people !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
lol kick him ha x
I tried that !
Lightly tickle his nose ..... used to work with my ex, he'd snort sniff and turn over. "
I use to pinch my xhusbands nose together , he soon shut up when he couldn't breath |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol @ paddy, god help him.
Have tried that too Laine, and pinching his bum, I just can't get asleep fast enough before he sounds like a train again.
Anyway, I am going in....wish me luck people !!"
Wedge a wine cork up each nostril lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
wank him
I was going to suck him, see if that stops it....but it will probably wake him up and when he falls back asleep again he will still snore !"
It's late I am confused are you talking about the dog or husband here? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"sew tennis balls into a bra and make him wear it so he dont sleep on his back x"
That will only work if he wears the bra backwards... Of course, he may stay awake long enough admiring his new cleavage for Mrs Ruggers to get to sleep. |
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I'm wide awake as too hot!
To the sleep deprived through snoring....Lloyds pharmacy used to do an anti snoring device which was a watch with sensors. When the wearer started to snore it would give them a light shock, just enough to disturb their sleep so they turn over. Worked very well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeh me. No sleep tonight and long drive tomorrow 
lets shag,,,and i need a lift"
. You want a shag from a woman reputedly with no teeth then a lift from someone who's had no sleep- bloody hell, you're pushing the boundaries there  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Yep, got a very loud snoring man laying next to me so I had to get up and now I am wide awake !
wank him
I was going to suck him, see if that stops it....but it will probably wake him up and when he falls back asleep again he will still snore !
It's late I am confused are you talking about the dog or husband here? "
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"sew tennis balls into a bra and make him wear it so he dont sleep on his back x
That will only work if he wears the bra backwards... Of course, he may stay awake long enough admiring his new cleavage for Mrs Ruggers to get to sleep."
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"I'm wide awake as too hot!
To the sleep deprived through snoring....Lloyds pharmacy used to do an anti snoring device which was a watch with sensors. When the wearer started to snore it would give them a light shock, just enough to disturb their sleep so they turn over. Worked very well. "
Ta for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm wide awake! Led in the sun
I know I'm a bit late for this thread but I've read the rest
Last time I had an overnight with a gentleman friend I was nudged in the side and told to shut up as I was snoring! Best bit was it was his farts that woke me up!!!!
Good job I like him lol x |
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