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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Swim breast stroke... I missed swimming lessons at school due to moving and then I was sick when they taught it at my new school so taught myself but don't really know if I'm actually swimming or whether I just think I am.
Poach an egg... Always comes out looking a mess.
Do a tie up using a Windsor knot. My mum taught me the other way and always thought it was the common way. Never felt I needed to learn.
Pop a wheelie on a bike. I haven't owned a bike since it was nicked at 15. Too late to try now dya reckon?
Sing. Less said the better.
Give a woman an orgasm. Just kidding. I'm not totally useless. |
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can't tell the time only digital
can't do imperial, i'm totally metric, so when a guy says 9inches I've not a scooby doo
can't to lighters
can't to leap frog, can't see me starting that one
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can seem to fuck a guy and wank him at the same time!!!  |
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"Ride a bike or swim
I have a condition called dispraxia which makes it very difficult for me to do things that require coordination "
I've got adhd which makes alot of executive functions difficult...I can't talk on phone & write/type info down nor hear someone right in front of me if there is too much background noise...i'm not deaf but my brain just won't take the info in so I need to rely on lip reading...nightmare atm with masks, I'm largely just nodding & going through motions |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
I can't or maybe won't do the dance to the Macarena, Saturday Night or Grease. Cos I'm not a twat.
But I will oblige if YMCA came on!
I can't whistle a tune. But I have noticed that three of my colleagues in the office also can't but that doesn't seem to stop them from their incessant attempts. |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Ride a bike or swim
I have a condition called dispraxia which makes it very difficult for me to do things that require coordination "
Have so much fun teaching dispraxics running, swimming & cycling. Seriously, the rewards are something money cannot buy.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bike riding skills suck.
I can't ride a bike and at my age, I feel too self conscious to try and learn 
...mostly teach adults, again great when they get it & confidently cycle away."
Are there actually places that teach adults to cycle? It's something I've always felt a bit inadequate about and would definitely like to learn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't...
Whistle
Click my fingers
Measure out a normal sized portion of rice or pasta. I always seem to cook enough for a small village!
Do a roly poly or handstand
Step onto descending escalators easily
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"can't tell the time only digital
can't do imperial, i'm totally metric, so when a guy says 9inches I've not a scooby doo
can't to lighters
can't to leap frog, can't see me starting that one
but
can seem to fuck a guy and wank him at the same time!!! "
Well unfortunately I can't really assist with most of that BUT I can accurately clarify that 9 inches converts to 22.86cm.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DIY 
I just hate all of it - it makes me cry every time with frustration!
Your not alone there. The curse of flat packs is real "
Flat pack is evil 
Everything I've ever assembled is wobbly and rubbish  |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"My bike riding skills suck.
I can't ride a bike and at my age, I feel too self conscious to try and learn
...mostly teach adults, again great when they get it & confidently cycle away.
Are there actually places that teach adults to cycle? It's something I've always felt a bit inadequate about and would definitely like to learn "
Indeed there are, check out your local council, they may have schemes. |
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"My bike riding skills suck.
I can't ride a bike and at my age, I feel too self conscious to try and learn
...mostly teach adults, again great when they get it & confidently cycle away.
Are there actually places that teach adults to cycle? It's something I've always felt a bit inadequate about and would definitely like to learn
Indeed there are, check out your local council, they may have schemes."
I tried two years ago, contacted the local council as I saw a sign at a local medical centre offering adult lessons. Rang them and they said I was too old plus there was a 3 year waiting list....but wait there was a group 30 miles away so they asked me to cycle there to learn how to cycle....erm!!!! |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"My bike riding skills suck.
I can't ride a bike and at my age, I feel too self conscious to try and learn
...mostly teach adults, again great when they get it & confidently cycle away.
Are there actually places that teach adults to cycle? It's something I've always felt a bit inadequate about and would definitely like to learn
Indeed there are, check out your local council, they may have schemes.
I tried two years ago, contacted the local council as I saw a sign at a local medical centre offering adult lessons. Rang them and they said I was too old plus there was a 3 year waiting list....but wait there was a group 30 miles away so they asked me to cycle there to learn how to cycle....erm!!!! "
Too old? We had a day in a park where we taught a 4 year old and a 74 year old to ride . With government money coming thru it might be worth checking again they should be better than that. |
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Wanking in the bath,no matter what I think of or how horny I am I just can't seem to finish the job. I could be tugging away till the cows come home (water would be freezing) and I just lose interest. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Wink. I have tried multiple times much to the amusement of my partners, my mouth does this weird thing where it turns up and my eye looks like it is twitching. I want to be one of those women who can lick her lips seductively and give a lascivious wink of promise to a man.  |
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Wanking in the bath,no matter what I think of or how horny I am I just can't seem to finish the job. I could be tugging away till the cows come home (water would be freezing) and I just lose interest. |
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I can't whistle with my fingers in my mouth.
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