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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No.
Loads of slim women eat a fuck tonne of chocolate...cunts.
I barely eat any and I'm the size of a whale.
However....i predict a lot more men getting their cock sucked and a lot more women putting in more effort doing it 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No.
Loads of slim women eat a fuck tonne of chocolate...cunts.
I barely eat any and I'm the size of a whale.
However....i predict a lot more men getting their cock sucked and a lot more women putting in more effort doing it
If you eat chocolate alot and never put weight, you should be flogged just for showing off
Lu "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*"
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate "
Would you rim a man if he pooped chocolate? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
Would you rim a man if he pooped chocolate?"
Good point. But I've slept with lesbians because they wanted cock.
Also if men/women pooed chocolate would 2 girls 1 cup be a cooking show? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate "
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her. "
Loool so she speaks for all lesbians then? What were the lesbians who sucked my cock then? Fake lesbiens? |
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"The next question would be what kind of chocolate would a man cum. Depending on cum quality you would range from fredos to lindt. "
Fredos still too good. Hershey Kisses has to be lowest of the low.
From Madagascan White Vanilla to 85% Columbian, all chocolate is equal...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate "
I'd turn lesbian if men cum'd chocolate.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The next question would be what kind of chocolate would a man cum. Depending on cum quality you would range from fredos to lindt.
Fredos still too good. Hershey Kisses has to be lowest of the low.
From Madagascan White Vanilla to 85% Columbian, all chocolate is equal... "
You're right, i was trying to think of a bad chocolate but settled for cheap. Hersey is nasty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her. "
Are you going to remortgage? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I'd turn lesbian if men cum'd chocolate. "
Are you diabetic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I'd turn lesbian if men cum'd chocolate.
Are you diabetic?"
No
Food and sex don't mix. Makes me hurl. |
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"No I don’t think they would be honestly as some would still be allergic to chocolate.
So in my opinion no they won’t and also won’t that extend to guys as well because don’t men also suck cock. "
Why so serious it's only a bit of fun!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her.
Loool so she speaks for all lesbians then? What were the lesbians who sucked my cock then? Fake lesbiens? "
Yes, she’s their spokeswoman, the lesbians who sucked your cock were bi, hope this helps you grasp the concept of what a lesbian is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her.
Are you going to remortgage? "
She’s as far removed from my type as possible, so I’ll pass. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her.
Loool so she speaks for all lesbians then? What were the lesbians who sucked my cock then? Fake lesbiens?
Yes, she’s their spokeswoman, the lesbians who sucked your cock were bi, hope this helps you grasp the concept of what a lesbian is. "
No they were actually lesbiens not bi. I had this convo with them and told them they were bi but was quickly told why I was wrong lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All because the lady loves milk tray "
Imagine you could play Russian rouletter bukake and have 1 guy with coffee flavoured cum in there like a human revels packet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her.
Loool so she speaks for all lesbians then? What were the lesbians who sucked my cock then? Fake lesbiens?
Yes, she’s their spokeswoman, the lesbians who sucked your cock were bi, hope this helps you grasp the concept of what a lesbian is.
No they were actually lesbiens not bi. I had this convo with them and told them they were bi but was quickly told why I was wrong lol. "
Then you should have said that they don’t know what the definition of a lesbian is then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This would be awesome. If it came out warm and melted that is, rather than in hard chunks lol
I wouldn't care either way, but I imagine you men would care if a cube of dairy milk was squeezing it's easy through |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This would be awesome. If it came out warm and melted that is, rather than in hard chunks lol
I wouldn't care either way, but I imagine you men would care if a cube of dairy milk was squeezing it's easy through "
*Squeezing its way through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This would be awesome. If it came out warm and melted that is, rather than in hard chunks lol
I wouldn't care either way, but I imagine you men would care if a cube of dairy milk was squeezing it's easy through "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her.
Loool so she speaks for all lesbians then? What were the lesbians who sucked my cock then? Fake lesbiens?
Yes, she’s their spokeswoman, the lesbians who sucked your cock were bi, hope this helps you grasp the concept of what a lesbian is.
No they were actually lesbiens not bi. I had this convo with them and told them they were bi but was quickly told why I was wrong lol.
Then you should have said that they don’t know what the definition of a lesbian is then. "
Mate this is just a bit of fun. Don't get so serious and technical about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This would be awesome. If it came out warm and melted that is, rather than in hard chunks lol
I wouldn't care either way, but I imagine you men would care if a cube of dairy milk was squeezing it's easy through "
I imagine it coming out like choc mousse but if you havent cum in ages then cubes like dairy milk loool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All because the lady loves milk tray
Imagine you could play Russian rouletter bukake and have 1 guy with coffee flavoured cum in there like a human revels packet"
Oh hang on I like coffee Revels... I'm in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This would be awesome. If it came out warm and melted that is, rather than in hard chunks lol
I wouldn't care either way, but I imagine you men would care if a cube of dairy milk was squeezing it's easy through "
Hard chunks! I'm in again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also you couldn't have normal sex if that was the case. At least not without a condom."
After cumming in the condom you can tie it and leave it as a sexual pick and mix for her to eat after |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. Because lesbians. Next.
Lesbiens don't eat chocolate?
*takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose, rubs eyes and puts glasses back on*
I was taking the piss but i think you'd find alot of lesbiens would dable if men came chocolate
I work with a lesbian, she said she wouldn’t suck a cock for £3 million, while all the blokes said they would, so I don’t think chocolate cum is going to turn her.
Loool so she speaks for all lesbians then? What were the lesbians who sucked my cock then? Fake lesbiens?
Yes, she’s their spokeswoman, the lesbians who sucked your cock were bi, hope this helps you grasp the concept of what a lesbian is.
No they were actually lesbiens not bi. I had this convo with them and told them they were bi but was quickly told why I was wrong lol.
Then you should have said that they don’t know what the definition of a lesbian is then.
Mate this is just a bit of fun. Don't get so serious and technical about it. "
Have you seen my threads, I’m an incredibly serious and technical man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also you couldn't have normal sex if that was the case. At least not without a condom.
God the yeast infections "
Think of all the vagina beer you could make $$$ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also you couldn't have normal sex if that was the case. At least not without a condom.
God the yeast infections
Think of all the vagina beer you could make $$$"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could fire minstrels at me maybe, Im not so keen on gooey chocolate. "
I’m not sure how many medieval European entertainers I could fit into my ball sack but for you... I’ll have a go. |
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