"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing  "
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit. |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit."
Now that would be a sight to behold |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Now that would be a sight to behold "
Lands on Mars shouting "Rover, where are you?" and out rolls a little robot |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit."
Children's book ?  |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Now that would be a sight to behold
Lands on Mars shouting "Rover, where are you?" and out rolls a little robot "
This has Picardy written all over it |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Now that would be a sight to behold
Lands on Mars shouting "Rover, where are you?" and out rolls a little robot
This has Picardy written all over it "
Pixar ffs damn phone  |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Children's book ? "
Read by Jonny Depp on Jackanory perhaps? |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Children's book ?
Read by Jonny Depp on Jackanory perhaps? "
Nah he is too "i don't give a f..." need an enthusiastic voice. But not like Jim Carrey. |
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"I have learnt that my mind is wasted and I should write stories. Like David Walliams.
Thing is tho. I'd get half a page down and be bored.
The adventures of Rover and his magnetic tummy "
I don't know. It seems like a wildflower meadow to me. Rather than wasteland. Short stories are good for those who can't focus for long |
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"I have learnt that my mind is wasted and I should write stories. Like David Walliams.
Thing is tho. I'd get half a page down and be bored.
The adventures of Rover and his magnetic tummy
I don't know. It seems like a wildflower meadow to me. Rather than wasteland. Short stories are good for those who can't focus for long"
And those who can't be arsed to write for long 
Haaaaaang the fuck on. I've just thought of one major pitfall.
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"I have learnt that my mind is wasted and I should write stories. Like David Walliams.
Thing is tho. I'd get half a page down and be bored.
The adventures of Rover and his magnetic tummy "
Short fast stories could be your forte, quick books you could read on bus/tube journeys. You could be onto a winner. |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Children's book ?
Read by Jonny Depp on Jackanory perhaps?
Nah he is too "i don't give a f..." need an enthusiastic voice. But not like Jim Carrey. "
Morgan Freeman...he makes everything sound cool
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"I have learnt that my mind is wasted and I should write stories. Like David Walliams.
Thing is tho. I'd get half a page down and be bored.
The adventures of Rover and his magnetic tummy
I don't know. It seems like a wildflower meadow to me. Rather than wasteland. Short stories are good for those who can't focus for long
And those who can't be arsed to write for long
Haaaaaang the fuck on. I've just thought of one major pitfall.
I wouldn't be able to swear "
Adult books require adult language, kids have too many books anyhow |
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"I have learnt that my mind is wasted and I should write stories. Like David Walliams.
Thing is tho. I'd get half a page down and be bored.
The adventures of Rover and his magnetic tummy
I don't know. It seems like a wildflower meadow to me. Rather than wasteland. Short stories are good for those who can't focus for long
And those who can't be arsed to write for long
Haaaaaang the fuck on. I've just thought of one major pitfall.
I wouldn't be able to swear "
not in kids books, but thats where made up words come in...only you know what they really mean 
if you want to swear it goes into and mature teen/adult section depending on what level your profanity is.
I've taken to writing too, I've got multiple so I can flick between them, helps a little. |
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"Didn't you know their diet consists of magnets?
Owner carries a magnetic poop bag. Hey presto.
Bag meet shit, shit meet bag
How funny would it be if that was actually a thing
Great until they walk past a factory with a big magnet machine and the dog gets stuck to the wall whilst the owner goes flying into orbit.
Children's book ?
Read by Jonny Depp on Jackanory perhaps?
Nah he is too "i don't give a f..." need an enthusiastic voice. But not like Jim Carrey.
Morgan Freeman...he makes everything sound cool
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March of the Penguins  |
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