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By *aomilatte OP   Couple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

of the bodily fluid kind. Do you

A) Sleep on it, it is yours or your partners after all

B) Cover with a towel/nightie

C) Go to sleep trying to avoid it until it dries

Serious survey

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Towel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel generally although I will change the bed if it's quite bad and not too late.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel. Does the job till morning x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Different bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Towel generally although I will change the bed if it's quite bad and not too late. "
Hh been known to flip a mattress before xx

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

If its big, thick and gloopy bring on the towel, small amounts don't bother me to sleep in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"of the bodily fluid kind. Do you

A) Sleep on it, it is yours or your partners after all

B) Cover with a towel/nightie

C) Go to sleep trying to avoid it until it dries

Serious survey "

D) Lick it off

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Towels winning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Towel generally although I will change the bed if it's quite bad and not too late. Hh been known to flip a mattress before xx "

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel until the morning

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Towel usually but have had a few occasions where the bedding had to come off, there were pools of fluid so thank fuck for waterproof sheets

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Doesn't bother me.....I'm on my way home by then

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By *iss DevilWoman  over a year ago

Bedford

All depends on how large and how wet the patch is.

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By *ornyhappyCouple  over a year ago

perth

Depends on the amount of fluids really. Sometimes just lie on it, sometimes whack a towel on it, sometimes strip the whole bed.

Waterproof undersheet is definitely useful.

Back when the kids were little I used to double layer (waterproof sheet, normal sheet, waterproof sheet, normal sheet), that way if they wet the bed I could just whip off the top layers in the middle of the night rather than having to start changing sheets at 3am. I have seriously considered this approach on the super king sized bed because changing those sheets takes a lot of effort if they get soaked

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always use the spare room bed for sex.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"I always use the spare room bed for sex."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel or just take it off completely if things get really messy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel or pull the other person in for a cuddle so they end up on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends on the amount of fluids really. Sometimes just lie on it, sometimes whack a towel on it, sometimes strip the whole bed.

Waterproof undersheet is definitely useful.

Back when the kids were little I used to double layer (waterproof sheet, normal sheet, waterproof sheet, normal sheet), that way if they wet the bed I could just whip off the top layers in the middle of the night rather than having to start changing sheets at 3am. I have seriously considered this approach on the super king sized bed because changing those sheets takes a lot of effort if they get soaked

K"

Especially post orgasm, and late at night. You need a gold in martial arts if it’s a fitted sheet! Arms are tired just thinking of it

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

I have a waterproof under sheet. I take it off and put on a new fitted bed sheet.

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By *ohnny3333Man  over a year ago

fleetwood

Lick it

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

use of a towel in the first place does help.

The wet patch does help as you both get to spoon up together and fall asleep in each others arms.

You can fall asleep resting your head on my chest whilst being cuddled.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Make him sleep in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a patch, a towel. For a very big patch, fresh sheets...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel then change sheets in morning

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford


"Make him sleep in it "

well instead of it being your side and complaining about it.

or you complaining im on your side of the bed because of the wet patch.

We could have the wet patch in the middle of us the next time instead.

Dont even think your going to pinch all of the duvet like you did the last time either

as the next time your not going to win it though your welcome to try it though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More than likely sleep in another bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use a waterproof sex blanket. No more wet spot..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a waterproof undersheet, usually soak up most with a towel and then make hubby sleep on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never had a wet patch in the bed after sex... Am I doing it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my experience.. Women who are regular quarters tend to be prepared with towels (A couple I met last year brought a couple of towels in before we even started playing). In the event of a particularly unexpected flooding.. A fresh sheet is a thoughtful thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends on the fluid. If gush then a towel till the morning. If anal play and its that type then change the sheet. No matter how much deep douching you do there can still be accidents on rare times. These things happen if you are doing hard anal fucking or toy play.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had a wet patch in the bed after sex... Am I doing it wrong? "

You just are not a gusher or squirter. Nothing wrong with that as been with women who can or cant squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

First thing i did when i found out jenny was a squirter was buy an expensive waterproof mattress cover. Mattress is £1500 so bugger getting that wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If its hers i will sleep on it!

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By *razytimesinloveCouple  over a year ago

SW Scotland

Cover up with a towel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I usually take the bed sheets off and suck the wet patch like my life depends on it. I'll then remake the bed and use a hairdryer on the dribble patch I made from sucking. I hate to waste a perfectly good wet patch.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple  over a year ago

Epsom


"of the bodily fluid kind. Do you

A) Sleep on it, it is yours or your partners after all

B) Cover with a towel/nightie

C) Go to sleep trying to avoid it until it dries

Serious survey "

Combo of B and C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swap sides, he can sleep in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually take the bed sheets off and suck the wet patch like my life depends on it. I'll then remake the bed and use a hairdryer on the dribble patch I made from sucking. I hate to waste a perfectly good wet patch. "

Can't argue with that!!

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By *iss DevilWoman  over a year ago

Bedford


"Make him sleep in it "

lol. It's his fault anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A, the chances are we will make another one and hey, everything is washable in the morning!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Sleep in it. I’m not that overly precious and I like to drift off in the afterglow so changing sheets would kill that vibe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends how bad. Can range from lying in it and sleep or put a towel down....i would change the sheets but always to drained after so can never be bothered to go that far lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel/ blanket over it xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

+1 for towel

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Put towels down 1st x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With a lovely woman I met, I changed the mattress. Awesome memories

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Thinking we must be weird ... Kleenex on withdrawal... no problem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought hair dryers were purposely designed for such an occasion.

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By *ecky and justCouple  over a year ago

Godalming


"Sleep in it. I’m not that overly precious and I like to drift off in the afterglow so changing sheets would kill that vibe "

Just this.. Unless it’s been a proper session then we’ll pull the waterproof covers off before collapsing.

In a hotel, we hop to the other bed.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Thankfully Mrs isn't a squirter. Couldn't be coping with having to change the bed after every shag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thinking we must be weird ... Kleenex on withdrawal... no problem "

I have muslin squares under the bed for just this purpose. They are known as The Sex Cloths. Never have a wet patch *smugface*.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towel for sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would normally only be made by the man wet so if I make sure I've had sex on his side anyway, I can roll over onto a dry bit, if not it soon dries off with a bit of body heat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it’s a big a load of wet than changing the sheets doesn’t help,

Live it to dry sleep elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would normally only be made by the man wet so if I make sure I've had sex on his side anyway, I can roll over onto a dry bit, if not it soon dries off with a bit of body heat "

Haha it won’t be to much of it,

Unless he pissed himself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thinking we must be weird ... Kleenex on withdrawal... no problem

I have muslin squares under the bed for just this purpose. They are known as The Sex Cloths. Never have a wet patch *smugface*."

*searches Google*.. I love it when fab helps you with sex tips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would normally only be made by the man wet so if I make sure I've had sex on his side anyway, I can roll over onto a dry bit, if not it soon dries off with a bit of body heat

Haha it won’t be to much of it,

Unless he pissed himself "

Easier to do that in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rub my hair in it and sleep with my head on it for it’s revitalising properties.

How else do people maintain youthful looking skin and a fine head of hair?

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By *ice and PeasCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands

B) towel until morning

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By *urvy_BelleWoman  over a year ago

Bishop's Stortford

I have a waterproof "sex sheet" that gets put on the bed before anything starts (plus a couple of those big bath sheets...!) Then, just whip it off before going to sleep in a nice dry bed

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By *OHN AND ALEXCouple (MM)  over a year ago

kildare

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By *OHN AND ALEXCouple (MM)  over a year ago

kildare

Have a sock handy and just as you are going to let your tadpoles go for a swim slip the sock over your cock, if she gives you any cheek slap her around the chops with it. JOB DONE

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By *landElCouple  over a year ago

Kent


"of the bodily fluid kind. Do you

A) Sleep on it, it is yours or your partners after all

B) Cover with a towel/nightie

C) Go to sleep trying to avoid it until it dries

Serious survey "

We put a towel down before playing lol

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get back into my bed.

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