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"Please keep all your complaints to this thread, so we can use this forum for fun.
K Tx Bye Xxxx
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My complaint is that i am having to work this weekend and you haven't done anything about it have you?
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K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office."
I can back you up on that one! Heads will roll for that |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office."
Have you seen how small Flakes are now? Bloody liberty  |
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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago
Chesterfield |
"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office."
I can eat two wagon wheels at once with my lips closed.
I’m going to pretend this is in some way sexy - you lucky ladies! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I don't like this thread!
*moan, moan, whinge,whinge*
I dont like that you don't like this thread and now you’ve made my cat cry....I hope you're happy now! "
Nope! Not happy. I need your cat cry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office."
And crisps are just a bag of air! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office.
I can eat two wagon wheels at once with my lips closed.
I’m going to pretend this is in some way sexy - you lucky ladies!"
I have a complaint that this man said he had sex with me-on another thread-and I don't remember it  |
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"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office.
I can back you up on that one! Heads will roll for that"
I think I will start a petition.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is definitive lack of cake around today. I am hungry and breakfast is late
#superfail #muchdisappoint  "
Sorry the hear this , I've just made oreo cheesecake and I'd have saved you a slice of two to help in your hour of need |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread was so much better last year and is so rude because I’m not getting the attention that I crave in a jealous self centered kind of way but it’s not my fault it’s the threads fault as I am pure and it’s also not me but the 40,000+ members of fab that understand the rules that I don’t understand!!!!!
Not a fan of me me me moaning threads.
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"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office."
Could it just be that now you're hands are bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No cake in my inbox!
No boobs in mine
No willies in mine
No homemade biscuits in mine (I’m still feeling bitter about that lol)"
Hahahahahahahaha sorry  I didn't eat them though!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried cracking eggs with my cock and now I’ve got no eggs for lunch.
How many attempts?  "
I lost count but as they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs  |
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My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now. "
Come here and I'll make it better |
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"K!.
I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you...
I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office.
Could it just be that now you're hands are bigger "
I still want compensation, nobody told me there would be a significant change in my hand to confectionary ratio. |
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"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better "
Will you have cake?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now. "
Anything I can do to make it better? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake?? "
I promise. Triple layer chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid
I'll lay you like a flagstone floor "
Faacckkk.. Front of the queue
Man you are so freaking sexy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid
I'll lay you like a flagstone floor
Faacckkk.. Front of the queue
Man you are so freaking sexy! "
You knows it.
*crooks finger  |
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"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate "
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!! "
I left the key under the mat for you and you never showed up |
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"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!!
I left the key under the mat for you and you never showed up "
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I did but as usual you'd dozed off in the bath... And how d'you think I knew you had no milk left??
Not that I'm stalking you...... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My coffee is cold.
I've ran out of sweets.
I don't like this weather.
I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids.
I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry.
Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her.
I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!!
I left the key under the mat for you and you never showed up .
I did but as usual you'd dozed off in the bath... And how d'you think I knew you had no milk left??
Not that I'm stalking you...... "
I did wonder what the crusty stuff was on my boobs when I woke up
Also, when you finish the milk it is polite to replace it |
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