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over a year ago
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Please let the congregation know how this experiment pans out.
If you experience positivity then you could encourage more lady garden exposure.
I’ve never taken a lady garden picture, it looks like fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please let the congregation know how this experiment pans out.
If you experience positivity then you could encourage more lady garden exposure.
I’ve never taken a lady garden picture, it looks like fun!"
It's liberating
You should try it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of course you will be! You've got such a pretty lady garden Bussy, it will have all the positivity flocking towards you."
I thought so too
It's much better looking than my man bits  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours "
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Of course you will be! You've got such a pretty lady garden Bussy, it will have all the positivity flocking towards you.
I thought so too
It's much better looking than my man bits "
All of you is pretty! Rejoice in your man bits and lady garden. I won't be able to get my quim out now though, it will never compare to your creamy complexion and untold treasures within.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens "
Old and full of antiques?  |
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"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens
Old and full of antiques? "
No, you have your age limit set at 52, should be safe on the real antiques  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens
Old and full of antiques?
No, you have your age limit set at 52, should be safe on the real antiques "
Well spotted
NSP if you want to attract your target audience, you need to alter your age preference to 60+ and alter your profile name to 'Saga Fanny' or summat like that
Let me know if that name's taken and I'll think of another one for you  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens
Old and full of antiques?
No, you have your age limit set at 52, should be safe on the real antiques "
It's more of a guide.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens
Old and full of antiques?
No, you have your age limit set at 52, should be safe on the real antiques
Well spotted
NSP if you want to attract your target audience, you need to alter your age preference to 60+ and alter your profile name to 'Saga Fanny' or summat like that
Let me know if that name's taken and I'll think of another one for you "
Another please. As that one lacks something... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens
Old and full of antiques? "
Musty smelling and creaky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please let the congregation know how this experiment pans out.
If you experience positivity then you could encourage more lady garden exposure.
I’ve never taken a lady garden picture, it looks like fun!"
It's not going so well Sam
33 minutes in, plenty of views, but not a single offer to sprinkle my shrubbery
I'm assuming they're still wanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please let the congregation know how this experiment pans out.
If you experience positivity then you could encourage more lady garden exposure.
I’ve never taken a lady garden picture, it looks like fun!
It's not going so well Sam
33 minutes in, plenty of views, but not a single offer to sprinkle my shrubbery
I'm assuming they're still wanking"
It’s early days yet my pretty.
Just have patience and the green fingered fans will come. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Beautiful lady garden Bussy.
You have, however, just reminded me why I'll never get mine out. As it could never be as delightful a sight to look.upon as yours
Oh piffle NSP
I've heard yours is likened to the Hampton Court of Lady Gardens
Old and full of antiques?
No, you have your age limit set at 52, should be safe on the real antiques
Well spotted
NSP if you want to attract your target audience, you need to alter your age preference to 60+ and alter your profile name to 'Saga Fanny' or summat like that
Let me know if that name's taken and I'll think of another one for you
Another please. As that one lacks something..."
Not so much as a profile name as a concept 'Cruising with NSP'
The over 50's love a cruise and a mooch round a well kept garden
All you have to do is rock up, show them round, throw some innuendo at the menfolk, cast your arm and say 'I mean look at that, it's paradise' once in a while
If you can throw a camp cover of a 90's hit in at the end, that works well too
Listen, it works for Jane McDonald |
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"WHY IS THIS A THING?! :p
Why is what a thing? 
You know what! feels like this is the next evolution of lockdown madness! :D"
I like it. I think more men should do it, and drop their filters to accept mails from blokes.
They'll soon see how quickly the bellend brain takes over from the actual brain based on something that looks like a vag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, if we can get a good 25+ on board I'm in.
even more amusing since we're a couple, they will send messages complimenting me on 'my' vag xD "
You should do it
I know of one lady here who gets complemented on her cleavage
The unsuspecting don't know that they are actually complementing the crook of her arm, not her tits
That amused much more than it should |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean, if we can get a good 25+ on board I'm in.
even more amusing since we're a couple, they will send messages complimenting me on 'my' vag xD
You should do it
I know of one lady here who gets complemented on her cleavage
The unsuspecting don't know that they are actually complementing the crook of her arm, not her tits
That amused much more than it should "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be treated any differently now I have my Lady Garden out? 
Deffo - get yourself a wig and a pair of heels and you'll be knee deep in penis "
See my other profile 'Big Rita'  |
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