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over a year ago
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"Hey, Darren.
You blew his cover... 
I might blow his lovely bishop in a carpark in Bexleyheath one day."
Your still dangerous, but you can be my wingman anytime... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, Darren.
You blew his cover...
I might blow his lovely bishop in a carpark in Bexleyheath one day.
Your still dangerous, but you can be my wingman anytime..."
*Fist bumps* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone no of any good dogging site near bexleyheath "
I don't think that's quite what Boris meant when he made his comments about dogs getting excerised x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?
I don't know. Do I look like Darren?
You don't. "
That's that cleared up. Now we just have to find out where to go dogging in Bexleyheath. And how popular dogs are with the population of Bexleyheath. |
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"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?
I don't know. Do I look like Darren?
You don't.
That's that cleared up. Now we just have to find out where to go dogging in Bexleyheath. And how popular dogs are with the population of Bexleyheath. "
I've read you are the dogging sites manager. Or you were. Is that true? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?
I don't know. Do I look like Darren?
You don't.
That's that cleared up. Now we just have to find out where to go dogging in Bexleyheath. And how popular dogs are with the population of Bexleyheath.
I've read you are the dogging sites manager. Or you were. Is that true?"
I'm furloughed, love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can we help OP then?
He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.
Good idea."
I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would. |
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"How can we help OP then?
He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.
Good idea.
I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would."
I know why you thought that, Jim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can we help OP then?
He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.
Good idea.
I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.
I know why you thought that, Jim."
Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs. |
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"How can we help OP then?
He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.
Good idea.
I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.
I know why you thought that, Jim.
Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs."
That's why I wrote "I know why you thought that, Jim"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can we help OP then?
He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.
Good idea.
I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.
I know why you thought that, Jim.
Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs.
That's why I wrote "I know why you thought that, Jim" "
I can see why you said that now. |
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"How can we help OP then?
He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.
Good idea.
I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.
I know why you thought that, Jim.
Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs.
That's why I wrote "I know why you thought that, Jim"
I can see why you said that now."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this similar to David Hasselhoff hating swimming? We loved him in Baywatch!  "
When they asked David Hasselhoff in the meeting with the blondes wearing red swimsuits if he could breastroke, naturally he said yes, and signed the contract. He didn't realise he had to do swimming, never mind swimming in the sea. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park.."
Have you seen those prices  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices "
Better quality car park... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
Better quality car park..."
The best of all the stale pee smells |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices "
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?"
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver"
You should fuck the owner of a Kia! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!"
Logical |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!
Logical "
I know what I'm talking about. Trust me. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!"
Could be worse...the bonnet of a Nissan Cube was not designed for dogging.. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!
Logical
I know what I'm talking about. Trust me."
Jim drives a Kia.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!
Logical
I know what I'm talking about. Trust me."
In your head, the worlds a little different to your mind...I think that’s a very good thing |
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver"
Who's this big penny?
I'd like to meet her myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!
Logical
I know what I'm talking about. Trust me.
In your head, the worlds a little different to your mind...I think that’s a very good thing"
I'm an oval earther. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
You should fuck the owner of a Kia!
Logical
I know what I'm talking about. Trust me.
In your head, the worlds a little different to your mind...I think that’s a very good thing
I'm an oval earther."
Flat earthed |
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
Who's this big penny?
I'd like to meet her myself "
You would. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.
Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..
Have you seen those prices
What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?
Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver
Who's this big penny?
I'd like to meet her myself
You would."
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