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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Leg leg came off.....true story
Leg came off?"
Yes. She had a wooden leg only i was unaware. Imagine my face as i thrust deep and hard and her whole leg flew off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gf wgen in my twenties, we were going for it and she was screaming loudly. Her pet yorkie terrier ran in and nipped my arse hard. Fuck it hurt. He must have thought i was hurting her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broke and fractured bones in my wrist 
Was it worth it? Haha "
Definitely not I had a plaster on for weeks the pain was unbearable I fell off the bed I wouldn’t mind it was a low divan base, really don’t know how it happened  |
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Fire alarm in the hotel went off and as myself and the young lady I was with made ourselves decent to leave the room her husband climbed out the wardrobe muttered an apology and got dressed. Was very awkward as I wasn't aware he was there as that wasn't what had been arranged. Once it all died down we went to the bar to discuss what was to continue and ended the night enjoying a very nice mmf. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gf wgen in my twenties, we were going for it and she was screaming loudly. Her pet yorkie terrier ran in and nipped my arse hard. Fuck it hurt. He must have thought i was hurting her. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose 
Oh good haha
It was a accident x "
I would take a knee to face to have some fun with you :p |
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She let one rip, and it was the most putrid foul smelling thing I've ever encountered, something you wouldn't think possible from a human being, to the point where I was physically gagging. Hence to say everything came to a very abrupt end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"She let one rip, and it was the most putrid foul smelling thing I've ever encountered, something you wouldn't think possible from a human being, to the point where I was physically gagging. Hence to say everything came to a very abrupt end. "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She let one rip, and it was the most putrid foul smelling thing I've ever encountered, something you wouldn't think possible from a human being, to the point where I was physically gagging. Hence to say everything came to a very abrupt end. "
Poor wee flower |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
At my friends, mid session, there I was receiving oral.
Tap tap on my arm.
Was lost in the moment, tap tap again on my arm.
His cat had crept in, jumped on bed and was staring at me, tapping my arm as if to say excuse me, what's going on!
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In a wood in Spain, doggie position , both naked , family rode past on bikes ,,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being woken up and asked to leave by a vicar, apparently he’s wasn’t happy I’d spent the night with his wife
Was this the guys house??!! "
No the church during sermon |
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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago
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The blokes phone kept ringing..whilst we were at it.. A first meet.. In the end I said please answer it.. It was his brother notifying him his mum had died..
Ended staying the weekend to keep him company till he could arrange travel to see his family..
To be fair it was a great weekend.. And we saw a lot of each other for a while after.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose
Oh good haha
It was a accident x "
On a similar note, I have taken a high-6-inch-stilleto-heel to the knee-cap |
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