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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A friend of mine wants me to talk dirty while I fuck her and I havnt got a clue pmsl !
Last time I tried we couldn't stop laughing so I'd like hints and tips how to talk dirty while you fuck please
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it starts with what the individual likes... if someone says something they think is dirty and I think is something else...... like stupid, cheesey, twisted and sick ....... it's not good.
If you are both laughing then you are probably really just playing at it rather than feeling it..
Find out what is erotic for both of you and use what works.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The boyfriend often calls me a slut and tells me I need fucking. Usually verbally abusive (within reason) but to be fair, we have a sub/dom sex life.
Just don't do what Ross did in FRIENDS and say "Vulva" LOL!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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write a filthy poem that gets her wet,
from laughter and filthyness with no regret,
type it from ur cocks thinking,
and in no time her labia will be jinking,
make sure to mention her tasty boobs,
sorry be back later I've swallowed my pubes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x"
Easy. Just remind him that the last time he cleaned the oven was over a year ago, that its absolutely minging and he's an absolute disgrace for letting it get in that state....  |
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"The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x
Easy. Just remind him that the last time he cleaned the oven was over a year ago, that its absolutely minging and he's an absolute disgrace for letting it get in that state.... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x
Easy. Just remind him that the last time he cleaned the oven was over a year ago, that its absolutely minging and he's an absolute disgrace for letting it get in that state.... "
Pmsl
That's one thing women don't need help with " moaning " lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"me too i have sex touretts and i and noisey end up he has to put his hand over my mouth that makes me even worse oh dear whats to do  "
Only one option. Embrace it sweet lady. Let your mouth voice your desires, and pour out an ever-louder torrent of delicious filth...and revel in the fact that it increases your arousal as you do so like the most wonderful vicious circle imaginable...  |
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It was funny as we where both in stitches 
