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I got arrested by a rather large and aggressive police dog on a stag weekend once.
I was 19 at the time and still remember that dog.
It brought me down full sprint by the left knee without puncturing my skin, I’ve never been so impressed with an animal in my life.
Is that naughty enough?
We’re still friends and write to each other twice a year on birthdays and Christmas. |
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"I got arrested by a rather large and aggressive police dog on a stag weekend once.
I was 19 at the time and still remember that dog.
It brought me down full sprint by the left knee without puncturing my skin, I’ve never been so impressed with an animal in my life.
Is that naughty enough?
We’re still friends and write to each other twice a year on birthdays and Christmas."
Tender & Hooch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got arrested by a rather large and aggressive police dog on a stag weekend once.
I was 19 at the time and still remember that dog.
It brought me down full sprint by the left knee without puncturing my skin, I’ve never been so impressed with an animal in my life.
Is that naughty enough?
We’re still friends and write to each other twice a year on birthdays and Christmas.
Tender & Hooch. "
*applauds*
That deserved recognition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got arrested by a rather large and aggressive police dog on a stag weekend once.
I was 19 at the time and still remember that dog.
It brought me down full sprint by the left knee without puncturing my skin, I’ve never been so impressed with an animal in my life.
Is that naughty enough?
We’re still friends and write to each other twice a year on birthdays and Christmas.
Tender & Hooch.
*applauds*
That deserved recognition."
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not particulary naughty, and not me (I was there, thouhh!) but very VERY funny.
We'd had a day at Haydock races, and then out to Liverpool for my best mates stag. His dad is known as a party animal... last man standing always, but disappeared with the mate he had brought from the Cavern at about 1130pm.
Nobody heard from them, all a bit weird. Until they appeared in the dining room the following morning and stag's dad proudly proclaimed to the whole place that they had disappeared because his mate had sharted (in his white chino pants!)
I'll never forget the look of absolute glee on stag's dad's face... one of those moments that will live with me forever!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not particulary naughty, and not me (I was there, thouhh!) but very VERY funny.
We'd had a day at Haydock races, and then out to Liverpool for my best mates stag. His dad is known as a party animal... last man standing always, but disappeared with the mate he had brought from the Cavern at about 1130pm.
Nobody heard from them, all a bit weird. Until they appeared in the dining room the following morning and stag's dad proudly proclaimed to the whole place that they had disappeared because his mate had sharted (in his white chino pants!)
I'll never forget the look of absolute glee on stag's dad's face... one of those moments that will live with me forever!! "
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laughing too hard as I was typing  |
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
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"I got arrested by a rather large and aggressive police dog on a stag weekend once.
I was 19 at the time and still remember that dog.
It brought me down full sprint by the left knee without puncturing my skin, I’ve never been so impressed with an animal in my life.
Is that naughty enough?
We’re still friends and write to each other twice a year on birthdays and Christmas."
Hahaha pmsl  |
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