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Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do  and men what do you recommend women should do? |
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"Take the bins out.
(I’m running with this one)"
Not only did I put my own 2 bins out last night but brought back in all 8 bins this morning as the other residents were all out. |
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"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?
Have a baby  "
An internal exam as well - my ex husband didn’t have a clue what was involved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take the bins out.
(I’m running with this one)
Not only did I put my own 2 bins out last night but brought back in all 8 bins this morning as the other residents were all out."
You didn’t do mine, I’m looking at it now, all lonesome out on the pavement. |
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"Give birth, followed by breastfeeding and having a period.
Also, carry a heavy bag onto a train, and repeatedly tell men that you're fine and can carry it. "
Another vote for giving birth! Purely just so you can give a definitive answer about what hurts more, giving birth or a kick in the testicles. No pain relief allowed for either.
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"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?"
Get up. Get the kids up while you are getting dressed. Dress the kids while you are cooking breakfast, while you are laying the table, while you are brushing your hair , while you are looking for their homework, while you are hanging out the washing, while you are washing the dishes while you are closing the doors with your feet, while you are wiping a nose and putting on a plaster and make a docs appt while you are in the Q at Tesco and pushing a trolley while holding your child's hand and putting on your mask and looking for your trolley token and locking the car and avoiding the gaze of the woman you pushed in front of last week at the same time as finding 'the game' on your phone for your child for the nth time cos fuck every time they touch the phone they touch the wrong buttons Whilst saying NO they can't have a toy, and texting the boss of the job you want an interview for that you will be there tomorrow at the time they suggested and pretending that you haven't just come on and thinking I will make it home I will make it home .. and not losing your shit when there is no milk cos the milk MAN is running late and not flipping at the price of the dried milk you don't want and managing a smile for the girl on the till and asking her when she's due and not blushing when she says she not pregnant and lying like a trouper that you thought she was someone else and serving a back seat picnic for the kids on the journey home that you threw into your bag on the way out and hoist your tights up before you drive off.... in t he car park and not give
a shit who sees cos there's no time to give a shit!...... That'll do for now |
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"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?
Get up. Get the kids up while you are getting dressed. Dress the kids while you are cooking breakfast, while you are laying the table, while you are brushing your hair , while you are looking for their homework, while you are hanging out the washing, while you are washing the dishes while you are closing the doors with your feet, while you are wiping a nose and putting on a plaster and make a docs appt while you are in the Q at Tesco and pushing a trolley while holding your child's hand and putting on your mask and looking for your trolley token and locking the car and avoiding the gaze of the woman you pushed in front of last week at the same time as finding 'the game' on your phone for your child for the nth time cos fuck every time they touch the phone they touch the wrong buttons Whilst saying NO they can't have a toy, and texting the boss of the job you want an interview for that you will be there tomorrow at the time they suggested and pretending that you haven't just come on and thinking I will make it home I will make it home .. and not losing your shit when there is no milk cos the milk MAN is running late and not flipping at the price of the dried milk you don't want and managing a smile for the girl on the till and asking her when she's due and not blushing when she says she not pregnant and lying like a trouper that you thought she was someone else and serving a back seat picnic for the kids on the journey home that you threw into your bag on the way out and hoist your tights up before you drive off.... in t he car park and not give
a shit who sees cos there's no time to give a shit!...... That'll do for now"
Crumpet has just summarised it nicely. Also explains why fab is quieter than usual till schools return. What mamma has any time free right now at all?! |
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"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?"
Still with a mans mind ?? Play with my tits and pussy aaaallll day  |
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"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?
Get up. Get the kids up while you are getting dressed. Dress the kids while you are cooking breakfast, while you are laying the table, while you are brushing your hair , while you are looking for their homework, while you are hanging out the washing, while you are washing the dishes while you are closing the doors with your feet, while you are wiping a nose and putting on a plaster and make a docs appt while you are in the Q at Tesco and pushing a trolley while holding your child's hand and putting on your mask and looking for your trolley token and locking the car and avoiding the gaze of the woman you pushed in front of last week at the same time as finding 'the game' on your phone for your child for the nth time cos fuck every time they touch the phone they touch the wrong buttons Whilst saying NO they can't have a toy, and texting the boss of the job you want an interview for that you will be there tomorrow at the time they suggested and pretending that you haven't just come on and thinking I will make it home I will make it home .. and not losing your shit when there is no milk cos the milk MAN is running late and not flipping at the price of the dried milk you don't want and managing a smile for the girl on the till and asking her when she's due and not blushing when she says she not pregnant and lying like a trouper that you thought she was someone else and serving a back seat picnic for the kids on the journey home that you threw into your bag on the way out and hoist your tights up before you drive off.... in t he car park and not give
a shit who sees cos there's no time to give a shit!...... That'll do for now"
You having a bad day? But I think all mums can relate to that!
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