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Can you crack an egg with your cock?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I heard this thing is now a popular challenge.

The rules are, you can only hold your cock with 2 fingers at the very base of your shaft, and you only have 3 attempts to crack it.

You can only use the whip momentum from your belly to where it meets the egg, so no jumping cock slams either.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Don't get any shell under your foreskin

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I suppose it's more sensible than cracking your cock with an egg

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By *ilverSwordMan over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Hahaha at the risk of getting egg on myself ima test this later. I'll get back to you OP

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Nah! Not got a cock shall have to keep on with cracking them on edge of work top x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on how hard your cock is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What came first - the cock or the egg ?

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By *obajxMan over a year ago

Cheshire

I've been practising on a Cadbury creme egg...... with the foil still on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What came first - the cock or the egg ?

"
if like some blokes on here then the cock came first.lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been practising on a Cadbury creme egg...... with the foil still on"
practising what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard this thing is now a popular challenge.

The rules are, you can only hold your cock with 2 fingers at the very base of your shaft, and you only have 3 attempts to crack it.

You can only use the whip momentum from your belly to where it meets the egg, so no jumping cock slams either."

There’s a scrambled version being hatched as you post op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me.. Even I'm not that bored yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

I'm amazed we've been going 15 minutes and nobody's done the "no but I can fertilise one" line....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I wish I had a cock to try this

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Easy. Ostrich egg smashed in two whacks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or fertilise one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a youtube video on how to do it?

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By *obajxMan over a year ago

Cheshire

"I've been practising on a Cadbury creme egg...... with the foil still onpractising what?

Medicine, for a bruised penis

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Easy. Ostrich egg smashed in two whacks.

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't get any shell under your foreskin"

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"I'm amazed we've been going 15 minutes and nobody's done the "no but I can fertilise one" line.... "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve been trying for half an hour and just found out the bloody egg was hard boiled

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I’ve been trying for half an hour and just found out the bloody egg was hard boiled

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Damn. I have to go to A&E now after I got a particularly large shard of eggshell embedded in my todger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Head on or side swipe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eggs are quite easily cracked though. Try getting into a chocolate orange instead

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Why the fuck woukd I want to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eggs are quite easily cracked though. Try getting into a chocolate orange instead

I think you have to smash it really hard on the table ? Then it’s ready to try the chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha love it. Video challenge?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eggs are quite easily cracked though. Try getting into a chocolate orange instead

I could try an Easter egg

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not got a cock but could probably crack an egg by squeezing my bum cheeks together.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Not got a cock but could probably crack an egg by squeezing my bum cheeks together."

But if bluebell did cocks, you'd have a mighty fine cock (said in carlsberg advert tones)

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I crack em with my thighs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soft or hard (cock, not egg)?

Soft? No chance. Hard? No problem.

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Not sure I must try

Op can you blow out a match with yours??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not sure I could get an oeuf pressure.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I would like some video evidence please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crack em with my thighs"

Video or don’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like some video evidence please. "

Yes, me too and give Easter Eggs out as prizes to all

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hubby did it hard boiled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can just imagine you all attempting this

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

It depends which one I get out the drawer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd probably get a bit too Ova excited , sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can just imagine you all attempting this

Definite video challenge

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I tie a teaspoon to my cock?

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Why???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No cocks have been injured in the making of this thread.

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Never tried TBH

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Soft or hard (cock, not egg)?

Soft? No chance. Hard? No problem."

Show us all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tried it with a hard boiled...not easy

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

This is proof the furlough system has been going on for too long!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As the saying goes ... “Crack on”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is proof the furlough system has been going on for too long! "

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