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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Thursday nights nocturnal extra time thread.

Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours.

Lurkers and newbies are very welcome here so dont be shy come and say hi

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Get in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fourth!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey!"

Hey Meli

You had two shout outs. Not that I am shouting about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day."

I just read that! Go hope.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day."

Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey ho here we go..again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day."

I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment

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By *atchafish_16Man  over a year ago

newbridge

Good evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A new location. Can’t keep up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"

Get in. "

Congrats on being first poster on part 2.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions "

Gigantic proportions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment "

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hey!"

Hey again Meli.

It's nearly the midnight hour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment

"

Does the mean I am forgiven my swan friend?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is the midnight hour!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop."

Can I see under your cassock?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions

Gigantic proportions "

Beautiful proportions, epically.

I didn't read your shootout, I watched It's a Sin and found out it upsetting so had a nap and woke up now.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Fourth!"

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment

Does the mean I am forgiven my swan friend?"

You were never in my nocturnal bad books.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hey!

Hey again Meli.

It's nearly the midnight hour "

It is the midnight hour and you can a winky face back you little flirt you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hey ho here we go..again"

Are you ready for part 2 Rose?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th. "

Get stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey ho here we go..again

Are you ready for part 2 Rose? "

Always !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Get in.

Congrats on being first poster on part 2. "

Whats my prize?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Good evening all x"

Good evening catchafish....hows it going tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich "

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed."

Thats not nice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.

Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed.

Thats not nice! "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers "

Glass bottles in pubs sometimes have cat and fox wee on them if the crates are left outside. Do you think that might be the extra taste?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers "

Or from the tap...

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By *atchafish_16Man  over a year ago

newbridge


"Good evening all x

Good evening catchafish....hows it going tonight?"

very good thank you sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A new location. Can’t keep up..."

Welcome to the new location!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A new location. Can’t keep up..."

It's all go tonight.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed."

Double stuffed?

Stuffed crust?

Stuffing sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A new location. Can’t keep up..."

Its tricky but fun. I just post bollocks and see if anyone joins in.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich "

How did the first one go down?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed.

Double stuffed?

Stuffed crust?

Stuffing sandwiches?"

Now I want a sandwich

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look "

Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A new location. Can’t keep up...

Its tricky but fun. I just post bollocks and see if anyone joins in. "

Will probably take the bait...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich "

Another day, another sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A new location. Can’t keep up...

Its tricky but fun. I just post bollocks and see if anyone joins in.

Will probably take the bait... "

Thats the spirit.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"It is the midnight hour!"

Happy Hammers...sorry I mean midnight hour

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. "

They grow up so quickly.

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Another day, another sandwich. "

A two sandwich evening is a pretty good evening....satisfying but not stuffed !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers "

I see your thinking, but I think it varies from beer to beer. For example; I want Peroni in a bottle, Brewdog Clockwork Tangerine in a can and Guinnes from the tap.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. "

What did you have to drink?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight "

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing.

They grow up so quickly."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers

I see your thinking, but I think it varies from beer to beer. For example; I want Peroni in a bottle, Brewdog Clockwork Tangerine in a can and Guinnes from the tap."

The punk ipa is still best from the tap...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?"

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hey!

Hey again Meli.

It's nearly the midnight hour

It is the midnight hour and you can a winky face back you little flirt you. "

I do like to flirt at Midnight

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight "

Take some sandwiches and a flask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing.

What did you have to drink? "

A bottle of fizzy water and a shot of cointreau. Classify those choices if you will. I'm gonna say..... ponce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers

I see your thinking, but I think it varies from beer to beer. For example; I want Peroni in a bottle, Brewdog Clockwork Tangerine in a can and Guinnes from the tap.

The punk ipa is still best from the tap..."

Factual

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"

Get in.

Congrats on being first poster on part 2.

Whats my prize?"

I am.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed.

Double stuffed?

Stuffed crust?

Stuffing sandwiches?"

The way he's rubbing it in, he deserves a double stuffing.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Fourth!

West ham are currently 5th in the table.

Aston villa are 9th.

Get stuffed.

Double stuffed?

Stuffed crust?

Stuffing sandwiches?"

Stuffed crust pizzas.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look

Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel "

What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing.

What did you have to drink?

A bottle of fizzy water and a shot of cointreau. Classify those choices if you will. I'm gonna say..... ponce "

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight "

2 weeks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is the midnight hour!

Happy Hammers...sorry I mean midnight hour "

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend "

Remember to warm up... will be cold out tomorrow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend "

Good night Matt..enjoy your run tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend

Good night Matt..enjoy your run tomorrow."

I hope it's a fun run.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend

Good night Matt..enjoy your run tomorrow.

I hope it's a fun run."

They are the best runs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off."

Get it out then Jim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

Get it out then Jim "

She makes a fair point Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

Get it out then Jim

She makes a fair point Jim. "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury "

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

Get it out then Jim

She makes a fair point Jim. "

There was a thread about getting your penis ready for the photo in case you forgot how Jim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

Get it out then Jim

She makes a fair point Jim.

*Nods*"

Incoming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

Get it out then Jim

She makes a fair point Jim. "

Does Jim make a fair point though ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look

Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel

What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident? "

I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all "

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all "

I just winced.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

I just winced."

See I get you every time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop.

Can I see under your cassock?

I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off.

Get it out then Jim

She makes a fair point Jim.

*Nods*

Incoming "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see. "

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look

Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel

What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?

I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning "

Yes. This makes sense. I can actually hear it. Although I may be thinking of the time me and a young lady broke the dining roon table when I was house sitting for a friend. It's a good story but one for face to face if there's ever a social again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin."

Wrong kind of leaves again? Some of them are vicious.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look

Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel

What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?

I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning

Yes. This makes sense. I can actually hear it. Although I may be thinking of the time me and a young lady broke the dining roon table when I was house sitting for a friend. It's a good story but one for face to face if there's ever a social again. "

Conversely, it could be the older male protagonist dealing with his Werther's Original before getting down and dirty with our heroine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin."

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Wrong kind of leaves again? Some of them are vicious."

They blooming well are. I can imagine the little bastards were sat there all day conspiring to take me out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich

Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully

So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look

Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel

What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?

I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning

Yes. This makes sense. I can actually hear it. Although I may be thinking of the time me and a young lady broke the dining roon table when I was house sitting for a friend. It's a good story but one for face to face if there's ever a social again.

Conversely, it could be the older male protagonist dealing with his Werther's Original before getting down and dirty with our heroine "

Nobody will believe that storyline. Let's make it a toffee crisp. Still niche, but there are people that actually like toffee crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling "

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Hmmmmm, this Mills 'n' Boone isn't as easy as it seems from reading them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette "

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Night Ash!

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe."

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?! "

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe."

Night Ash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock "

Forgot about the cricket. Well reminded.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!"

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock

Forgot about the cricket. Well reminded. "

Your welcome... sandwich cravings satisfied and now resisting the temptation to take another picture of my bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard."

I am as vanilla as they come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe."

Na night.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come "

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either "

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am off to take the bins out.

I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight

We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury

I am back.

Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all

It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.

To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.

Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either "

I tried it, but I didn't inhale.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice "

I might have to reassess our friendship

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock "

Plus I occasionally pop up on talk sport.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship "

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock

Plus I occasionally pop up on talk sport. "

You do? That's exciting. Tell us more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock

Plus I occasionally pop up on talk sport.

You do? That's exciting. Tell us more. "

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack! "

I don't like cream or creme pat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat "

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat "

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Hope, what sweet nothings to do like?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going to get my beauty sleep.

Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe.

Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock

Plus I occasionally pop up on talk sport.

You do? That's exciting. Tell us more.

I do.

"

Ask Jim, he will tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

"

What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries? "

Just plain.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O "

I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O

I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas "

Well done I was checking how alert you were with the exceptions to the I before e ruling You still got it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O

I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas

Well done I was checking how alert you were with the exceptions to the I before e ruling You still got it "

Whoop whoop! *Cashes Waterstones voucher proudly*

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain. "

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O

I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas

Well done I was checking how alert you were with the exceptions to the I before e ruling You still got it

Whoop whoop! *Cashes Waterstones voucher proudly* "

Just pushing the cart on the rollercoaster for you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors

"

Sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors

"

Poetic exit. Night KCs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors

"

Sleep well my friend xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain.

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?"

Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors

Poetic exit. Night KCs"

Poet and I didn't know it. Yeah!

Night night nocturnal amigos

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain.

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?

Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like ."

Preferably served with blackberry and apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors

Poetic exit. Night KCs"

I've got Poetic Exit's second album somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain.

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?

Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like ."

Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain.

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?

Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .

Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck."

That has made me think of semolina and prunes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnight chatterboxes x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Goodnight chatterboxes x"

Night Rose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain.

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?

Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .

Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck.

That has made me think of semolina and prunes "

I reckon prunes get a bad rep, but I haven't eaten one this century so I could be wrong. Semolina tho...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Goodnight chatterboxes x"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette

Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!

Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!

She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.

I am as vanilla as they come

Vanilla slice?

I've never tried a cigarette either

Eugh no to a vanilla slice

I might have to reassess our friendship

Ohh I love a vanilla slice.

Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!

I don't like cream or creme pat

What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?

Just plain.

Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?

Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .

Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck.

That has made me think of semolina and prunes

I reckon prunes get a bad rep, but I haven't eaten one this century so I could be wrong. Semolina tho... "

I think school dinners in the 70's were enough to ruin my palate.

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

Up the wooden hill for me... night night all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Up the wooden hill for me... night night all "

Hey no travelling across county lines to Bedfordshire

Sleep well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Up the wooden hill for me... night night all "

Sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi everyone. Hope you've all had a good day and sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Hope you've all had a good day and sleep well. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shoofty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random thought

Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft

I'd love to hear from non believers

Glass bottles in pubs sometimes have cat and fox wee on them if the crates are left outside. Do you think that might be the extra taste? "

Ahhh that’s what I need to add at home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As expected...slept too much in the day so wide awake now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As expected...slept too much in the day so wide awake now "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ginger. I've been there.

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