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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck me sideways with an elephants trunk.....

Thought you had to be over 18 to be on here. Past few days its felt like a playground!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love those animal things on the spring.

They can't get me off no matter how mental I go on them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Race you to the monkey bars!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Bagsy first go on the swing

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Fuck me sideways with an elephants trunk.....

Thought you had to be over 18 to be on here. Past few days its felt like a playground!! "

No it doesn’t. You’re mean.

*stomps feet and sulks*

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck me sideways with an elephants trunk.....

Thought you had to be over 18 to be on here. Past few days its felt like a playground!! "

(Blows raspberry).

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

You're talking about the forums yes?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’ll fuck you sideways

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I’ll fuck you sideways "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Last time I went to the park, I dragged my bum outta my wheelie chair and onto a whizzy roundy thing, with my 18yo son on the opposite side (slight weight imbalance )

My then 3yo daughter then removed my wheelie chair to somewhere too far away (because she can operate it) then she pulled us round and round.

I'm a proper adult. Honest

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You're talking about the forums yes? "

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Op - will you play with me?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!"

2020 started about a week in with the blockening. I haven't let up yet. I'm surprised there's anyone left

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Op - will you play with me? "

Anytime xx

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!

2020 started about a week in with the blockening. I haven't let up yet. I'm surprised there's anyone left "

I dont think there will be many left for me either lol

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!

2020 started about a week in with the blockening. I haven't let up yet. I'm surprised there's anyone left

I dont think there will be many left for me either lol"

It's a blessing for me. It's helped me focus on those who are worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!"

Careful you’ll be accused of being arrogant and a meanie and a nasty pasty mean girl.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!"

*Checks I can still view your profile*

Phew!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!

Careful you’ll be accused of being arrogant and a meanie and a nasty pasty mean girl. "

I am really

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Op - will you play with me?

Anytime xx"

Doctors and nurses?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!"

You can play on the see-saw

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!

You can play on the see-saw"

You wanna fling me into space don't ya

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!

Careful you’ll be accused of being arrogant and a meanie and a nasty pasty mean girl.

I am really "

Stand behind me. I won't let them pull your pigtails.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You're talking about the forums yes?

PM's and forums. My block button has never been used so much since I joined the site!

Careful you’ll be accused of being arrogant and a meanie and a nasty pasty mean girl. "

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!

You can play on the see-saw

You wanna fling me into space don't ya "

I just want to see you bounce

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!

You can play on the see-saw

You wanna fling me into space don't ya

I just want to see you bounce "

I have no tits... I splat

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!

You can play on the see-saw

You wanna fling me into space don't ya

I just want to see you bounce

I have no tits... I splat "

Peach splat...that would be fun to see

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

What about a game of kiss chase

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What about a game of kiss chase "

Mwah - you're it.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What about a game of kiss chase "

You're on

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on "

No boys though cause eww cooties

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties"

It’s ok we are just playing army’s and will shoot you and throw mud

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties"

We'll ambush them later

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

It’s ok we are just playing army’s and will shoot you and throw mud "

I'll tell my mum on you if you get me dirty

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

It’s ok we are just playing army’s and will shoot you and throw mud

I'll tell my mum on you if you get me dirty "

You’re already dirty

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later "

Shhhh do t let them know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen as were all been grown up i’ll leave this here: BOOOOBIES!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Get off my roundabout, I DON'T SHARE!

You can play on the see-saw

You wanna fling me into space don't ya

I just want to see you bounce

I have no tits... I splat

Peach splat...that would be fun to see "

It's my special move on the dancefloor

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later

Shhhh do t let them know "

Don't worry lads. I'll sacrifice myself. You run for it.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later

Shhhh do t let them know "

Behind the bike sheds yeah?

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later

Shhhh do t let them know

Behind the bike sheds yeah? "

I don’t have a bike.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later

Shhhh do t let them know

Behind the bike sheds yeah?

I don’t have a bike. "

It’s ok you can ride me....

(Sorry lol)

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later

Shhhh do t let them know

Behind the bike sheds yeah?

I don’t have a bike.

It’s ok you can ride me....

(Sorry lol) "

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Who wants to ride me tandem?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Who wants to ride me tandem? "

Always, want me front or back

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Who's gonna fess up to looking up the girls skirts on the monkey bars

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"What about a game of kiss chase

You're on

No boys though cause eww cooties

We'll ambush them later

Shhhh do t let them know

Behind the bike sheds yeah?

I don’t have a bike.

It’s ok you can ride me....

(Sorry lol)

"

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back "

Both...take turns

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Who wants to ride me tandem? "

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back

Both...take turns "

Works for me, like my very own tour de sparkle

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it? "

He means sniff

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it?

He means sniff "

(Facepalm)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's up buttercup?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back

Both...take turns "

Sulk. No. I'm not sharing my Sparkle Time with anyone.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back

Both...take turns

Works for me, like my very own tour de sparkle "

It'll be a ride you never forget

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back

Both...take turns

Sulk. No. I'm not sharing my Sparkle Time with anyone. "

There's plenty of me to go round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back

Both...take turns

Sulk. No. I'm not sharing my Sparkle Time with anyone.

There's plenty of me to go round "

You're not wrong there. Possibly the most magnificent breasts on Fab. Actually, they are IMHO.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it?

He means sniff

(Facepalm) "

Awww chunky!

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it? "

Are you confessing to a bike fetish?

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Always, want me front or back

Both...take turns

Sulk. No. I'm not sharing my Sparkle Time with anyone.

There's plenty of me to go round

You're not wrong there. Possibly the most magnificent breasts on Fab. Actually, they are IMHO. "

Kind of you to say x

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

I think we've actually had an under ager contact us.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

or at least they look at 14

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it?

He means sniff

(Facepalm)

Awww chunky! "

See - i told you i wasn't perfect.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Who wants to ride me tandem?

Can i stiff you seat after you've finished riding it?

Are you confessing to a bike fetish? "

Don't get me started on 'penny farthings'

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"I love those animal things on the spring.

They can't get me off no matter how mental I go on them "

They bring out my inner zebedee

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I love those animal things on the spring.

They can't get me off no matter how mental I go on them

They bring out my inner zebedee"

Now I'm imagining you going boing, boing.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo


"or at least they look at 14"

Can you report please. Ta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More like a kid in a sweet shop

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Haha I've never heard the elephant trunk saying before . I'll have to remember that one.

This place has always had it's fair share of childish behaviour. It's nothing new.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Haha I've never heard the elephant trunk saying before . I'll have to remember that one.

This place has always had it's fair share of childish behaviour. It's nothing new."

Nur, nur, na, nur, nur....

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By *ittleRed18Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Seen as were all been grown up i’ll leave this here: BOOOOBIES!!!

"

I hope you used a calculator upside down to do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha I've never heard the elephant trunk saying before . I'll have to remember that one.

This place has always had it's fair share of childish behaviour. It's nothing new."

The forums seem to be full of 'hidden messages' recently.

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