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What's the weirdest item you've ever inserted into one of your orifices?
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"Voluntarily or under interrogation for classified secrets? " Either, or both! | |||
"Voluntarily or under interrogation for classified secrets? Either, or both! " I'll have to check the video playback. My memory is a little hazy. I'll get back to you  | |||
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"Aubergine! Jeez who eats that stuff "Good effort! Agreed, aubergines taste like a bag of mushy shite. | |||
"I put a pea in my ear and it got stuck" How did you unstick it? | |||
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"Ship in a bottle "Did the wee ship sail out of the bottle?  | |||
  cone shaped. | |||
"A cinnamon tictac up my nose. It stung like a bastard! " Ouch! | |||
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"Glass paper weight cone shaped. "Excellent choice! I do love a glass dildo but have never tried a paperweight... | |||
"This one time at band camp...." Tuba? | |||
"I put a pea in my ear and it got stuck How did you unstick it? " Someone picked it out with a needle. At the time it was unpleasant x | |||
"Glass paper weight cone shaped.
Excellent choice! I do love a glass dildo but have never tried a paperweight... "The weight makes it a challenge with positioning;-) | |||
"I put a pea in my ear and it got stuck How did you unstick it? Someone picked it out with a needle. At the time it was unpleasant x" Oh, that does not sound fun! I can recommend a parsnip. Not in the ear though | |||
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" "You not playing, Gentleman Jay? | |||
"A 6ft curtain pole " | |||
"A 6ft curtain pole "All six feet? Impressive! | |||
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"A 6ft curtain pole
All six feet? Impressive! "Hahaaa nowhere near that much...it worked like a self powered fucking machine though | |||
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"My ex bf x" BADOOM TSHHH | |||
"My ex bf x BADOOM TSHHH "Is that his profile name or code for that's disgusting x | |||
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"A 6ft curtain pole
All six feet? Impressive!
Hahaaa nowhere near that much...it worked like a self powered fucking machine though "Aah   | |||
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"Oyster - who the fuck ever thought that was good idea??? "Which orifice, though, chunky? | |||
"Oyster - who the fuck ever thought that was good idea???
Which orifice, though, chunky? "Put it this way - I'd rather stick one up my arse than eat one ever again. | |||
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"Aubergine! Jeez who eats that stuff
Good effort! Agreed, aubergines taste like a bag of mushy shite. "You’re over cooking them! They’re lovely lightly grilled with olive oil & balsamic. *possibly on the wrong forum, * | |||
