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Does anyone know where I can find a pair of tits....
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"Wilko " I was hoping more the middle aisle in Aldi  | |||
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"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden "Sharesys | |||
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"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden "I don’t believe you | |||
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"Nearly valentines you’ll be able to get chocolate ones, with the added bonus of a built in snack "Great idea  I’ll buy my knob some chocolate then seduce him with my charm | |||
"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages "They look perfect for it | |||
"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden "Sharings caring | |||
"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done "Does she do beef sarnies? | |||
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"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages
They look perfect for it "Agree | |||
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"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages "Sold | |||
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"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done
Does she do beef sarnies? "she might if u ask but her tits are massive, im very suprised she dont topple over , even said that to her once at the attic | |||
"You seen mine happy to lend them to you he he x" I’ll return them to you in good condition... honest | |||
"You seen mine happy to lend them to you he he x I’ll return them to you in good condition... honest "No problem at all lol x | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks" WELL I’M ASKING ROFL | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks" Can I have a tit wank? | |||
"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done
Does she do beef sarnies? she might if u ask but her tits are massive, im very suprised she dont topple over , even said that to her once at the attic "My undies are already round my ankles  | |||
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks. 
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "Yours look amazing | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks WELL I’M ASKING ROFL " YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME THOUGH ARE YOU | |||
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "Perfect, I’ll bring the lube  | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks Can I have a tit wank? " Yes you may. If I'm ever in your area | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks WELL I’M ASKING ROFL YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME THOUGH ARE YOU "I’M BLOODY TELLING YOU | |||
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"A decent handful here x" I cannot argue with that | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you | |||
"A decent handful here x" Yes perfect | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks Can I have a tit wank? Yes you may. If I'm ever in your area "I’m more likely to be in your area maybe | |||
"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden
I don’t believe you "Inbox | |||
"Using a couple of tits for a wank sounds cruel, I'm reporting you to the RSPB. " I’ll take any birds tits | |||
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube "Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap. | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you "In that case can you stop it raining and bring the sun out for me? It's wet and dark here. | |||
"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden
I don’t believe you
Inbox "I can’t see cock | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap. "Turns car around and heads back for some soap | |||
Sharing is caring  | |||
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you
In that case can you stop it raining and bring the sun out for me? It's wet and dark here. "Yes it shines out my arse luckily | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap "Good boy. You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right? Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please. | |||
"If you find them OP do let us know where we can find them too
Sharing is caring "Brother I only need one pair, I’ll be done with them after 2 minutes anyway. I’ll happily share them out | |||
"Ali express?? You can get anything on there "The middle aisle right | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please. "Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday "Perfect, my day just gets better. And yes it is, bring cake too? | |||
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"Ali express?? You can get anything on there
The middle aisle right "They might take 6 months to arrive but hey they'll turn up so small you can do it one handed | |||
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"I don't often get asked for tit wanks WELL I’M ASKING ROFL YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME THOUGH ARE YOU
I’M BLOODY TELLING YOU "Oooh get you coming over all Mr 50 Shades  | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday
Perfect, my day just gets better.
And yes it is, bring cake too? "And cream | |||
"In my back garden. I have a feeder "I know, I’m in there now peeping through your cat flap | |||
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maybe you could be my first | |||
"Ebay....you can pick whatever size you like as well and they never complain no matter how hard you tug on them "I never complain how hard it’s tugged as well | |||
"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday
Perfect, my day just gets better.
And yes it is, bring cake too?
And cream "God you're good. | |||
"No idea maybe you could be my first "Now you know I don’t believe that Belle | |||
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lucky fella! | |||
"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. " Can I reserve a slot? | |||
"No idea maybe you could be my first
Now you know I don’t believe that Belle "Tis true I get distracted and it ends up in my mouth | |||
"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages
Sold "Can you wash them after | |||
"Plenty tits here and they are up a cup size in lockdown" Or have cocks just shrunk | |||
"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. " Bloody loveleh Dana  | |||
"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. " Beautiful | |||
"No idea maybe you could be my first
Now you know I don’t believe that Belle
Tis true I get distracted and it ends up in my mouth "My underpants have just fallen down | |||
"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages
Sold
Can you wash them after "Yes. With spunk | |||
"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. " Magnificent boobage Dana  | |||
"Plenty tits here and they are up a cup size in lockdown Or have cocks just shrunk "Cock free Bigger bra filled | |||
"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages
Sold
Can you wash them after
Yes. With spunk "That would be good I lick it off | |||
"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. Magnificent boobage Dana "Blimey, where have you been? Lovely to see you x | |||
"I don't often get asked for tit wanks" Nor do I , I think they are scared of losing it | |||
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"I don't often get asked for tit wanks Nor do I , I think they are scared of losing it "Puts hand up | |||
"for a tit wank? Love and Peace "In my humble opinion Ant and Dec!!!!! Both are tits and both are wank so it’s a win win!! T | |||
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"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. Magnificent boobage Dana
Blimey, where have you been? Lovely to see you x" | |||
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"I don't often get asked for tit wanks Nor do I , I think they are scared of losing it "A risk I’d be willing to take | |||
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"I have some here somewhere. They applaud me when I am being taken doggy style!" Can’t wait for the warm reception | |||
I guess you could borrow mine as a last resort | |||
"I have some here somewhere. They applaud me when I am being taken doggy style!" I jogged to the kitchen earlier as my rice was burning and mine done a little side to side dance. | |||
"I'll lend you some "Yes please | |||
"Mine x" Get em out | |||
"Mine x Get em out "They are out x | |||
"Not sure where you'd find a pair of those at this hour OP "I think I’ve just found some | |||
" I guess you could borrow mine as a last resort"They’d look lovely around my bobbies helmet | |||
You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "Yours are lovely make me hungry too x | |||
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"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself
You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.
"I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times | |||
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"Wilko " Pahahahaha, I'd get 2 pairs of those ones. You'll end up breaking one before you're done! | |||
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"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself
You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.
I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times " I think you’d look lovely.....go for it | |||
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"I have great tits. They sound like bicycle pumps ......" Yes you do Granny, they’re great | |||
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"[Bra Removed ready for tit wank by poster at 04/02/21 23:33:41]" That’s the spirit Gobby | |||
"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself
You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.
I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times
I think you’d look lovely.....go for it "I’m booking myself in tomorrow | |||
"LFC’s current centre back partnerships??? "You’re not wrong  | |||
"[Bra Removed ready for tit wank by poster at 04/02/21 23:33:41] That’s the spirit Gobby " only because it’s you | |||
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