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Does anyone know where I can find a pair of tits....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nearly valentines you’ll be able to get chocolate ones, with the added bonus of a built in snack  "
Great idea  I’ll buy my knob some chocolate then seduce him with my charm |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done 
Does she do beef sarnies? "
she might if u ask but her tits are massive, im very suprised she dont topple over , even said that to her once at the attic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done
Does she do beef sarnies? she might if u ask but her tits are massive, im very suprised she dont topple over , even said that to her once at the attic "
My undies are already round my ankles  |
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks. 
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "
They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube  "
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you "
In that case can you stop it raining and bring the sun out for me? It's wet and dark here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap. "
Turns car around and heads back for some soap |
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you
In that case can you stop it raining and bring the sun out for me? It's wet and dark here. "
Yes it shines out my arse luckily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap "
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you find them OP do let us know where we can find them too
Sharing is caring  "
Brother I only need one pair, I’ll be done with them after 2 minutes anyway. I’ll happily share them out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please. "
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank 
Happy Birthday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday "
Perfect, my day just gets better.
And yes it is, bring cake too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday
Perfect, my day just gets better.
And yes it is, bring cake too? "
And cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ebay....you can pick whatever size you like as well and they never complain no matter how hard you tug on them "
I never complain how hard it’s tugged as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will my video do?
Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.
Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.
Perfect, I’ll bring the lube
Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.
Turns car around and heads back for some soap
Good boy.
You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?
Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.
Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank
Happy Birthday
Perfect, my day just gets better.
And yes it is, bring cake too?
And cream "
God you're good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No idea maybe you could be my first 
Now you know I don’t believe that Belle
Tis true I get distracted and it ends up in my mouth "
My underpants have just fallen down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself
You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.
I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times
I think you’d look lovely.....go for it "
I’m booking myself in tomorrow  |
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