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over a year ago
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Phew, just made it.
Thought I'd pop in and say hello before my debrief with my superiors.
Had a nasty experience at the North Korea border as I was escaping with their nuclear secrets.
They have some very weird interrogation techniques, more so than my experience with....... the aliens 
Anyways, thought I'd pop in this 'forum' and see what's happening.
Are there any ex American Presidents in here..... of the wig wearing orange variety? (I'm not sure they can be trusted)
Now then.... Could someone be so kind and take me through the health and safety procedures and show me where the emergency exits are, just in case I need to make a sharp exit....... |
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over a year ago
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 well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it. |
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it. "
What?
So there's no swimming pool, sauna, games room and cinema?
What kind of place is this?
Manager!
I demand to see the manager! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it.
What?
So there's no swimming pool, sauna, games room and cinema?
What kind of place is this?
Manager!
I demand to see the manager!"
You'll have to wait till everythings open again for that. All managers have been furloughed or worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it. "
I thought it was 2 miles!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it.
What?
So there's no swimming pool, sauna, games room and cinema?
What kind of place is this?
Manager!
I demand to see the manager!
You'll have to wait till everythings open again for that. All managers have been furloughed or worse. "
Wowsers.
Covid had mutated and affected the virtual world.
I hope everyone's Bitcoin is secure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Watch yourself on the 5G mast, my friend. Unfurl your tin foil. Get your Bill Gates comedy mask on and get comfy! Don't fall asleep now  "
Tell me about it.
I'm fully prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
I've seen video evidence on YouTube news |
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"CowabungaDude glad you made it!
I can't help you finding the exits...I've never looked for them.
I'll be here forever
"
Trapped
Oh no!
Does that mean there's no escape for me either? |
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"CowabungaDude glad you made it!
I can't help you finding the exits...I've never looked for them.
I'll be here forever
Trapped
Oh no!
Does that mean there's no escape for me either?"
Not if you let me lead the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it. "
Happy birthday.
Hand, face, cyberspace is safer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello. I’m just as new and following the instruction manual.
I hope it's not in Chinese
(They have spies everywhere)"
I know. I nearly gave it away in the Walsall ladies thread. |
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"CowabungaDude glad you made it!
I can't help you finding the exits...I've never looked for them.
I'll be here forever
Trapped
Oh no!
Does that mean there's no escape for me either?
Not if you let me lead the way "
Aha!
It's a trap!
I fell for this once before.
You're not working for the Russians are you |
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Also as a guide, I think you might consider introducing yourself on nocturnal thread, especially when Erect Jim is around as he always greets us with Cowabunga!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it.
What?
So there's no swimming pool, sauna, games room and cinema?
What kind of place is this?
Manager!
I demand to see the manager!
You'll have to wait till everythings open again for that. All managers have been furloughed or worse.
Wowsers.
Covid had mutated and affected the virtual world.
I hope everyone's Bitcoin is secure "
My friend, the world has moved on while you’ve been in suspended animation, Elon has spoken and it’s now Dogecoin |
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"Also as a guide, I think you might consider introducing yourself on nocturnal thread, especially when Erect Jim is around as he always greets us with Cowabunga! "
Erect Jim
Gadzooks
I knew a Long Benton once, but that's a different story  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" well that made giggle.
Health and safety is as follows...... Hands face space.
Stay 2 metres away from any human being and you will be fine.
There is no exit. You're supposed to stay home.
Think that covers it.
What?
So there's no swimming pool, sauna, games room and cinema?
What kind of place is this?
Manager!
I demand to see the manager!
You'll have to wait till everythings open again for that. All managers have been furloughed or worse.
Wowsers.
Covid had mutated and affected the virtual world.
I hope everyone's Bitcoin is secure
My friend, the world has moved on while you’ve been in suspended animation, Elon has spoken and it’s now Dogecoin "
Elon's a wanker.
He can't even make a car tank.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello. I’m just as new and following the instruction manual.
It's like the IKEA manual - a little stick man wildly gesticulating with an Allen key "
They do great meatballs  |
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