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My head is hot...........
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"Suck a cock and see if you’ve still got your taste buds granny
That sounds like a strap line for covid.
Stay indoors
Suck a cock
Check your taste
Protect the FPS"
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"Why do you go to the shops half dressed? 
Because then she doesn’t get asked to pay for the stuff in her trolley.......
Oh wow....... He must be the store manager"
No more vodka on tick.......! You’ve been told |
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"It could be B..are you hot anywhere else?
Who are you calling bebe bebe x mwah !
No. My tiny hands are frozen"
That reminds me of when I was a kid and my gran used to take my tiny hands and hold them in hers when it was cold.
Stick your tiny cold hands on your head..cool your head and warm your hands.
And take that bloody hat off in doors.
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"Put a bag of frozen peas under yer hat Granny, problem solved 
OMG ........ Ace Genius......
What about the drips ?"
Granny.
You have the special pads for that. Remember? |
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again?
Concerned of Devon....."
I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely ! |
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again?
Concerned of Devon.....
I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely !"
I would pay to watch you eat that jelly...... |
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again?
Concerned of Devon.....
I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely !
I would pay to watch you eat that jelly......"
It's got raspberries in it ....... |
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again?
Concerned of Devon.....
I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely !
I would pay to watch you eat that jelly......
It's got raspberries in it ....... "
Knock it off it’s bed time and I won’t sleep. |
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again?
Concerned of Devon.....
I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely !
I would pay to watch you eat that jelly......
It's got raspberries in it .......
Knock it off it’s bed time and I won’t sleep. "
I got some vegan cream to pour slowly across the raspberries and let it thicken on my tongue before it trickles down my throat....... I do love a good jelly |
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again?
Concerned of Devon.....
I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely !
I would pay to watch you eat that jelly......
It's got raspberries in it .......
Knock it off it’s bed time and I won’t sleep.
I got some vegan cream to pour slowly across the raspberries and let it thicken on my tongue before it trickles down my throat....... I do love a good jelly "
Granny..... remember what happened last time? It took us 3 days to unstick your teeth and for a week after every time you coughed one of your nostrils fizzed.
I’m going to bed, thick cream trickling down your throat indeed..... and that’s why you are barred from the bingo hall.... |
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