National Fart Day!
Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint.
Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute?
Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink?
I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera.
Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me. |
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"National Fart day for you must be like National Wank day for the rest of us 
There’s no way I’m opening a gift box from you  "
Yep! I'm now worried my gasses are gonna point and laugh and save themselves for an orchestral performance the following day  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
This reminds me of a big graduate job interview I once had. I dropped a fart that was so rancid the interviewer got up and opened every single window in the room.
Neither of us mentioned the fart, despite the fact that it felt like our eyes were bleeding, but we carried on as normal, even if he did seem to speed up the questions.
I didn't get the job.   |
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"National Fart Day!
Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint.
Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute?
Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink?
I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera.
Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me."
It reminds me of the old Brazilian fart porn video that my husband is forever showing me whilst he’s crying with laughter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...going to be a good day.
It better be or I'll be proper gutted."
Trust your gut! You can do it. Your gut will not let you down on such an auspicious day.  |
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"This reminds me of a big graduate job interview I once had. I dropped a fart that was so rancid the interviewer got up and opened every single window in the room.
Neither of us mentioned the fart, despite the fact that it felt like our eyes were bleeding, but we carried on as normal, even if he did seem to speed up the questions.
I didn't get the job. "
I couldn't have said nothing. I think the words "get out you stinky bastard" may have left my mouth
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"National Fart Day!
Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint.
Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute?
Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink?
I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera.
Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me.
It reminds me of the old Brazilian fart porn video that my husband is forever showing me whilst he’s crying with laughter!"
I can't watch it, makes me heave I often get sent it and I'm "no... just no"
Funny as fuck in everyday life tho, keep em out the bedroom |
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"...going to be a good day.
It better be or I'll be proper gutted.
Trust your gut! You can do it. Your gut will not let you down on such an auspicious day. "
Dear Gas Gods, please shine upon me on the most comedic day of the year. |
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"National Fart Day!
Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint.
Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute?
Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink?
I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera.
Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me."
Should have been today with me ! Let out a few of those long squeaky ones along the isles when no one around this morn x |
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By *ony2269Man
over a year ago
Radcliffe |
"National Fart Day!
Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint.
Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute?
Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink?
I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera.
Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me."
Sounds like the perfect day for me to finish off the frozen sprouts from Christmas  |
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