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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will start. Please follow.
When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out  "
lol don’t let it ruin ya day pal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality 
And! When I think oh they’re nice and every other pic is them hanging out of someone else. Not nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality
Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.
And expensive  "
Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In all seriousness though I think the most disappointing one for me is when they send a pic and there’s a beard  . I wish I didn’t have the beard phobia. |
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"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality
Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.
And expensive
Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab! "
Yes, looking classy on The Strand but I was surprised to see you hanging around Kings Cross Station  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality
Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.
And expensive
Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!
Yes, looking classy on The Strand but I was surprised to see you hanging around Kings Cross Station "
Hey it’s posh around there now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh, 3 new views!
All from blokes "
Or on the other side ...
a message from a single lady and I think oh hello lady time and then the pics are obvs from a porn site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph
Her x"
I had this today, no clue why? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"In all seriousness though I think the most disappointing one for me is when they send a pic and there’s a beard . I wish I didn’t have the beard phobia. "
Oooops Hammer House of Horror with that one I sent then!! |
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When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.
You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.
Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph
Her x
I had this today, no clue why? "
I have decided to take it as a compliment from now, as I can't change people's perception of me but I can change how I feel... Go me!
Her x |
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By *leeperMan
over a year ago
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"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph
Her x
I had this today, no clue why? "
Same as well but tend to forget all About it after some anime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.
You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.
Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored. "
 .... I didn't want this post to make you feel ignored, we'll ignore the spelling errors....kidding
Her x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Feeling overwhelming excitement when a friend says they are going to start a thread and you think "Oh brilliant, something to get people interacting and thinking", only to discover a few minutes later they have no intention of doing it. Bloody worse than a vag tease.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feeling overwhelming excitement when a friend says they are going to start a thread and you think "Oh brilliant, something to get people interacting and thinking", only to discover a few minutes later they have no intention of doing it. Bloody worse than a vag tease. "
Rate my cock thread on the way!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get "straight" blokes messaging you. You then reply and the next day they feel the need to announce theyre "straight" whilst they look at your profile 3x a day... This site is 95% closet cases.  |
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"When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.
You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.
Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored.
.... I didn't want this post to make you feel ignored, we'll ignore the spelling errors....kidding
Her x"
. You’re too kind but you’ve debunked my grumble.  |
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Not being able to give a full force verbal assault, I'm talking the equivalent of opening their front door to get greeted with me doing a Miley and swinging in hardcore wrecking ball looking like one of Satan's right hand women taking that fucker out.
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"Not being able to give a full force verbal assault, I'm talking the equivalent of opening their front door to get greeted with me doing a Miley and swinging in hardcore wrecking ball looking like one of Satan's right hand women taking that fucker out.
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Fab should have just one day like the film The Purge where you can say and do absolutely anything you like.....omfg would we go batshit crazy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blatant copy & paste first messages are a massive disappointment (especially when you get the same c&p message a coupe of weeks later with minor grammar corrections from the same profile)!
When we see a profile we like, initiate the conversation and the reply is in ‘text speak’. No thk u 2 u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out "
Learn much about disappointment you to young padawan. A jedi master with enlightenment awaits you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they message me first but I have to carry the conversation -which I am terrible at!"
I feel that. The responses become shorter and shorter and you're racking your brain wondering how to keep the conversation alive.
I've learned that when this happens, to just let go. If they aren't making the effort, there's no point getting yourself stressed about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality
Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.
And expensive
Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!
Yes, looking classy on The Strand but I was surprised to see you hanging around Kings Cross Station
Hey it’s posh around there now!"
Not in the bit you were in Nora! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you see a message 'fancy a fuck' delete it without opening nd then within minutes receive another message from same person giving dogs abuse.
Normally go on blocked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Oooh you're nice"
User is 6.73 light years away.
yeh it’s crap when someone is too far to be doable really ... and they have cake on offer as well "
What are your views on pancakes? |
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When you send a message to a single fem/couple asking if they want to chat and they say yes, but then they never ask a question....
Like hello?! That’s how conversations work and you get to know someone! 
K |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph
Her x"
Haha this! Happens to me quite often, especially couples... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the profile is great and then the message is awful or everything is perfect but they are so far away they might as well be in another solar system. |
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By *gfbMan
over a year ago
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"I will start. Please follow.
When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out "
Same here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will start. Please follow.
When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out "
At least something... better than one word message |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Where do you start...
See someone interring on the forum... Profile hidden
See someone you like... Miles away or outside their age range or size preference.
Get a message from someone who says they prefer slim girls but your clearly not
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Building a decent conversation with a guy, for him to say something like, ‘well usually I can only do Tuesdays at 7.13pm when it’s a full moon, because I live with my mum, and work at the homeless shelter’
Also loosely translated as ‘im attached and unreliable, and can only attend meets on my way home from work when I’m your area’
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Like the pics - tick
Like the profile - tick
I'm what they're looking for (age,gender) - tick
Click Message - Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user. Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I get messages asking for my kik when my profile says I don't use kik.
When I see a thread on fabbing pics then my inbox fills up of the people I fabbed
Single men with public photos inside women. Its a big turn off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at! "
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
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Oh god Mary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
Oh god Mary! "
Oh I read it as 18 years old! God yeah that’s ok!! |
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
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It’s absolutely fine. If in doubt, do him twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
Oh god Mary!
Oh I read it as 18 years old! God yeah that’s ok!!"
I know I'm a wrongun but that's just 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
Yup every single time haha"
Are we getting old or are the hottest getting younger?
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
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Of course it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
It’s absolutely fine. If in doubt, do him twice "
I think I might |
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"Building a decent conversation with a guy, for him to say something like, ‘well usually I can only do Tuesdays at 7.13pm when it’s a full moon, because I live with my mum, and work at the homeless shelter’
Also loosely translated as ‘im attached and unreliable, and can only attend meets on my way home from work when I’m your area’
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I got that some time ago, he has left the site now. Yeah I am flexible day and night he says. He had his child overnight 3/4 nights a week, worked 3 nights a week. He could fit me in most mornings, after he had done the school run, and before he went to sleep |
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
It’s absolutely fine. If in doubt, do him twice "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them
that’s every one I look at!
Me too recently
There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?
Oh god Mary!
Oh I read it as 18 years old! God yeah that’s ok!!"
Long as it’s legal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they don’t like my hairy chest
When they don't like my hair free chest 
Shall we cry together
Yes!!! Come and rub your hairy chest on mine "
I can’t promise it won’t tickle |
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"When they don’t like my hairy chest
When they don't like my hair free chest
Shall we cry together
Yes!!! Come and rub your hairy chest on mine
I can’t promise it won’t tickle "
If it does I'm tickling you back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Building a decent conversation with a guy, for him to say something like, ‘well usually I can only do Tuesdays at 7.13pm when it’s a full moon, because I live with my mum, and work at the homeless shelter’
Also loosely translated as ‘im attached and unreliable, and can only attend meets on my way home from work when I’m your area’
I got that some time ago, he has left the site now. Yeah I am flexible day and night he says. He had his child overnight 3/4 nights a week, worked 3 nights a week. He could fit me in most mornings, after he had done the school run, and before he went to sleep "
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"When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.
You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.
Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored. "
... proud of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you like the look of someone and go to their profile and your only a year off the age range "
This is the single biggest kicker on the site lol. Especially as people seem to work in age ranges of multiples of 5. Am 34... lol |
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You see someone local to you. They're stunning. You have compatible interests... but their profile stipulates "hot people only", so you leave them alone.
Later, acting on advice from the forum, you send them a speculative wink anyway... AND THEY WINK BACK. Oh my God.
You sit down with their profile. You carefully compose a thoughtful and unique message. You address all the points they make in their bio. You include the key phrase they specify. You attach the face pictures they want. You proofread the message twice. You go off and do something else for a bit, then come back and proofread the message again.
You screw up your courage, pull the trigger, and send the message. First speculative message you've sent in months.
They never read it. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
When you spend lots of time chatting with a single guy aiming to meet and it transpires that theyre not single at all...happens so often I sometimes wonder if I've accidentally logged into Ashley Madison! |
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"Like the pics - tick
Like the profile - tick
I'm what they're looking for (age,gender) - tick
Click Message - Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user. Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex. "
This.. so many times... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting a time out from the forums and have no idea who we offended.
They could at least tell us so we know to block them. "
Even if you block them they can still see your posts. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you fab photos go back to photos you have fabbed : You can't view this profile because the user has blocked your sorry arse Ok then .... "
Go on than please fab my pics, promise I won’t block u |
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Open mail box, 1st one we block, as constant messages from 1 guy, we'd not replied - get the hint.
2nd message, a total "advert" about covid fake news - blocked. 3rd, a guy a million miles away and in his 70's- thanks but no blocked.
Lost will to live, deleate all others before even read. |
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"Getting a time out from the forums and have no idea who we offended.
They could at least tell us so we know to block them.
Even if you block them they can still see your posts. X"
Yes we know that but it makes us feel better knowing that they cant PM us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality
And! When I think oh they’re nice and every other pic is them hanging out of someone else. Not nice. "
Even more so bare with lots of different women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast. "
I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb. |
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"Like the pics - tick
Like the profile - tick
I'm what they're looking for (age,gender) - tick
Click Message - Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user. Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.
This.. so many times... "
So very many times and some of them even have that they're looking for your sex in their looking for list |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.
I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb. "
I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.
I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.
I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude. "
Oh, Greg’s the Juan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.
I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.
I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude.
Oh, Greg’s the Juan. "
I am loving the puns.
Can you keep them coming? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get a message saying "you're beautiful" and you have no face pics showing "
Aka
"Banging body and nice boobs. Please may i put my willy inside you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.
I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.
I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude.
Oh, Greg’s the Juan.
I am loving the puns.
Can you keep them coming? "
I’m a repeat, heavy punner.
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Sychophantic men who are over every woman like a rash. The disappointing part is that so many women fall for it even if they won't admit it to themselves.
People pleasers who live for acknowledgement and the need to be popular.
The disappointing thing is that they are unfortunately fooling most of the people most of the time. |
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