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OK so a bit different. I have always thought that when I'm in bed there is something that just really annoys me..and it wasn't until about a month ago.
I sussed what it was...OK here goes, I bloody hate it when my feet are touching in bed..i just find it so irritating!
What strange dislikes do you have that you've never actually said out loud cause you think its bizarre?  |
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over a year ago
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People speaking like they have a cock in their mouth.. (mumbling)
having to say “what” more than once is a bit annoying
Blue balls (figure of speech but u get the gyst )
Acting sociable when a neighbour/ stranger knocks uninvited, then them avoiding all hints to fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who can’t chew properly and do it loudly with mouth open
People who don’t wash (especially the ones who take public transport)
People who take too many liberties with me when I don’t know them
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People who feel it’s ok to put a bag on the seat next to them on public transport as they don’t want people sitting next to them at present. You know what people have paid to use this service fuck your bag off somewhere else and let people sit down. Your that fucking worried sinus all a favour and stay the fuck indoors silly cunts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My next door neighbour with her lockdown bubble which contains at least 10 different people.
My next door neighbour and her son's shouting and screaming at all hours up to 3.30am.
My next door neighbours whiney when she's under my bedroom window on her mobile, moaning about all kinds of stuff.
My next door neighbours BT phone I can hear ringing through my wall.
Ect....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who feel it’s ok to put a bag on the seat next to them on public transport as they don’t want people sitting next to them at present. You know what people have paid to use this service fuck your bag off somewhere else and let people sit down. Your that fucking worried sinus all a favour and stay the fuck indoors silly cunts. "
That is what they are supposed to be doing, it's called social distancing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having cold feet or even worse.. someone else has cold feet and uses your body as a radiator. Put some socks on lol "
Take that back... human radiators are the best 
.... just don't do it to me 
Her x |
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over a year ago
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"People speaking like they have a cock in their mouth.. (mumbling)
having to say “what” more than once is a bit annoying
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Omg mumblers need a slap.
If you cant enunciate your words properly then don't speak at all!
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"People speaking like they have a cock in their mouth.. (mumbling)
having to say “what” more than once is a bit annoying
Omg mumblers need a slap.
If you cant enunciate your words properly then don't speak at all!
Urgh "
is it OK for them to mumble if they have a cock in their mouth lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbour with her lockdown bubble which contains at least 10 different people.
My next door neighbour and her son's shouting and screaming at all hours up to 3.30am.
My next door neighbours whiney when she's under my bedroom window on her mobile, moaning about all kinds of stuff.
My next door neighbours BT phone I can hear ringing through my wall.
Ect....
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Next door neighbours are a pain in the arse
Could you “accidentally” drop something out your window? 
I’ll change my ew people (the postman mostly lol) ... to ewwwwwww neighbours
Although the neighbours other side are ok ... he’s kinda smiley |
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"People who feel it’s ok to put a bag on the seat next to them on public transport as they don’t want people sitting next to them at present. You know what people have paid to use this service fuck your bag off somewhere else and let people sit down. Your that fucking worried sinus all a favour and stay the fuck indoors silly cunts.
That is what they are supposed to be doing, it's called social distancing."
duck them they should stay in doors or get up and give others the seat. People have paid to use public transport why should one person be forced to huddle in the middle of a carriage and put themselves at risk cause some selfish cunt doesn’t want some one sitting next to them ( who would not even be facing them ). I’ve moved and will continue to move many bags. Don’t like it the move or stand up yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People chewing and mouth slapping.
The guy in my office does it, I am new to the job and he has been there a thousand years so I cant really say anything.
My boss calls me in for meetings but leaves his radio on stupidly loud so its hard to concentrate and listen to two things
People who park too close to my car door so when I try to leave work I have to get in the passenger side and shuffle across trying not to fuck myself on the gear stick
People who walk really slowly.
People who make friends with every friggin item in the shop
So many things |
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How are you?.
Good...
Arghhhhh
Mom... Arghhh
Hun.... Arghhhh
Rising intonation..arghhh
Companies that just give you a useless email address as a point of contact or a phone number that after pressing multiple numbers unhelpfully suggest you use the pointless email address... Arghh
Checkout staff asking if I need help packing.. Arghh
Having to get a degree in Italian to purchase an overpriced coffee or an extraordinary variety of variations of said coffee none of which I have a clue of what they are... Arghh
Getting old???, now I've forgotten what I'm ranting about..
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Oh, now I remember..
My nemesis is coupon lady,the lady always in front of me.
Y' know, that one who upon being told the cost of her purchases acts surprised she has to pay for it.
Fumbles in some deep pocket or her armoured Gladstone bag and pulls out a purse.
Then, and this the point where all time seems to slow down and I wait for the inevitable like a rabbit staring at oncoming headlights, out comes a wadge of coupons and green shield stamps.
If I'm lucky she will hand them to the person on the checkout who will look at them in surprise, especially at the green shield stamps which will be older than them by decades,and hand them back telling her they are all out of date.
If I'm unlucky she will peel each one off and stare at it wondering if she did indeed put a packet of Swisskit in her trolley.
When informed that each voucher is non valid and out of date she will put them all back in her purse for next time.
Then she pays up, with the correct amount of course, digging deep into her purse around the half pences and groats, then into her armoured Gladstone bag and with a flush of triumph emerge with the penny that takes her up to the full amount.
And off she toddles until we meet again. |
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Work video calls in general but more so the ones that have senior managers in and are full of management speak, three letter acronyms and abbreviations.
To quote Jules from Pulp Fiction
“English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?” |
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"The over 50's life insurance plan adverts on TV.
"It's June Dad" worst acting in the history of acting.
Anyway it's February. "
He knew she was on her way around as he was perving on her with his binoculars.. |
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over a year ago
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The general public.......there’s no manners out there these days or sense of self pride in appearance or standards (present company excepted).
I mean who walks out of the front door in their pyjamas past the rusty shopping trolly and old washing machine in the garden, turns up at the shop still in their slippers to buy milk, pushes to the front of the queue then tells the assistant to fuck off when their card is declined!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The general public.......there’s no manners out there these days or sense of self pride in appearance or standards (present company excepted).
I mean who walks out of the front door in their pyjamas past the rusty shopping trolly and old washing machine in the garden, turns up at the shop still in their slippers to buy milk, pushes to the front of the queue then tells the assistant to fuck off when their card is declined!?"
Oh and dog shit on the floor too. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
People not cleaning up after their dogs on pathways and in parks including grassland irritates me because there might be children playing or other people walking across with their dogs trading in it - it really does not take much to clean up; I even have spare bags in my pocket for anybody who forgot/ ran out. |
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over a year ago
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People who don't respect your personal space in public and shove themselves in front of you in the shop,(especially now) cause they can't wait few seconds for their turn to reach something of the bloody shelf.  |
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over a year ago
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On Fab - men messaging me asking if I have had the jab yet.
This is because I have on my profile I am not meeting till after I have the jab and feel safe.
Any others who want to know - NO - I am not over 80 or have serious health problems and if I worked in the NHS I think I would have other things on my mind then fu**ing a stranger! |
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over a year ago
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"When the man next door parks too close to my car ~ I swear the little arsehole does it on purpose coz he knows I struggle to get out then. Knob
x"
On the other hand he is saving you from having your cat stolen from your car - only takes a few mins and is happening everywhere at the moment. |
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over a year ago
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People that lift their coffee with both hands and slurp then say aahhhhh....
The notion that we are all different...we are not..everyone is the same..we might like different things but that doesn't make us different ..
Anyone who posts political stuff on Facebook.
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"On Fab - men messaging me asking if I have had the jab yet.
This is because I have on my profile I am not meeting till after I have the jab and feel safe.
Any others who want to know - NO - I am not over 80 or have serious health problems and if I worked in the NHS I think I would have other things on my mind then fu**ing a stranger!"
This ^^
That said, I d go even a step further (we have been told that the jab in itself does not mean we cannot get the virus,be seriously ill with it or pass it on to others) for me the number of infections/ deaths needs to come down significantly and the number of vaccinated people needs to be significantly higher before I venture out. |
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"On Fab - men messaging me asking if I have had the jab yet.
This is because I have on my profile I am not meeting till after I have the jab and feel safe.
Any others who want to know - NO - I am not over 80 or have serious health problems and if I worked in the NHS I think I would have other things on my mind then fu**ing a stranger!
This ^^
That said, I d go even a step further (we have been told that the jab in itself does not mean we cannot get the virus,be seriously ill with it or pass it on to others) for me the number of infections/ deaths needs to come down significantly and the number of vaccinated people needs to be significantly higher before I venture out. "
Yes - agree, by being safe I mean that I have taken everything into account to make my decision. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"On Fab - men messaging me asking if I have had the jab yet.
This is because I have on my profile I am not meeting till after I have the jab and feel safe.
Any others who want to know - NO - I am not over 80 or have serious health problems and if I worked in the NHS I think I would have other things on my mind then fu**ing a stranger!
This ^^
That said, I d go even a step further (we have been told that the jab in itself does not mean we cannot get the virus,be seriously ill with it or pass it on to others) for me the number of infections/ deaths needs to come down significantly and the number of vaccinated people needs to be significantly higher before I venture out.
Yes - agree, by being safe I mean that I have taken everything into account to make my decision."
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over a year ago
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People who have Teams meeting on loud speaker in the middle of the office.
People who don't throw their rubbish away but leave it for the fairies to tidy up after them. |
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over a year ago
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People who don't wash their hands after using a public restroom. Like how the hell is that so difficult ?! Majority stand by the sinks checking themselves out in the mirror anyway  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Oh, now I remember..
My nemesis is coupon lady,the lady always in front of me.
Y' know, that one who upon being told the cost of her purchases acts surprised she has to pay for it.
Fumbles in some deep pocket or her armoured Gladstone bag and pulls out a purse.
Then, and this the point where all time seems to slow down and I wait for the inevitable like a rabbit staring at oncoming headlights, out comes a wadge of coupons and green shield stamps.
If I'm lucky she will hand them to the person on the checkout who will look at them in surprise, especially at the green shield stamps which will be older than them by decades,and hand them back telling her they are all out of date.
If I'm unlucky she will peel each one off and stare at it wondering if she did indeed put a packet of Swisskit in her trolley.
When informed that each voucher is non valid and out of date she will put them all back in her purse for next time.
Then she pays up, with the correct amount of course, digging deep into her purse around the half pences and groats, then into her armoured Gladstone bag and with a flush of triumph emerge with the penny that takes her up to the full amount.
And off she toddles until we meet again. "
This post has tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who don't respect your personal space in public and shove themselves in front of you in the shop,(especially now) cause they can't wait few seconds for their turn to reach something of the bloody shelf. "
That is very annoying! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"People chewing and mouth slapping.
The guy in my office does it, I am new to the job and he has been there a thousand years so I cant really say anything.
My boss calls me in for meetings but leaves his radio on stupidly loud so its hard to concentrate and listen to two things
People who park too close to my car door so when I try to leave work I have to get in the passenger side and shuffle across trying not to fuck myself on the gear stick
People who walk really slowly.
People who make friends with every friggin item in the shop
So many things "
“... I have to get in the passenger side and shuffle across trying not to fuck myself on the gear stick...”
I loved this too
Really perked me up this thread, thanks all  |
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