"Depends how deep the water and if there is air in the end like a naughty balloon 
It needs a quick blow up before going in  "
to be fai he always cums up for air when submerged although I have e to be honest he’s in his prime when moist  |
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"Half afloat, half submerged is it’s natural habitat, imagine a lazy crocodile with one watchful eye above the water line."
Ooh this is a perfect image thankyou |
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Why do you like doing Michael Jackson like grope on it occasionally ? For those who do!
My question ^^. Is it like checking if it's still there? Do I need to empty my balls? Re-adjusting balls positioning? A friendly pat - yo you are OK down there matey? Why?  |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
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"Float in a bathtub? As in does it bob up to say hello and take a quick breath?
And other questions you never knew you wanted to ask.. after you "
I'm sure there's a cock snorkel available for deep water diving |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Why do you like doing Michael Jackson like grope on it occasionally ? For those who do!
My question ^^. Is it like checking if it's still there? Do I need to empty my balls? Re-adjusting balls positioning? A friendly pat - yo you are OK down there matey? Why? "
There's a whole Billy Connolly sketch about that
Often it's a mild moment of panic I left my flies undone, sometimes a slight re-adjustment in position if he's sitting awkwardly or the balls are, sometimes when it's hot the balls can get stuck to a thigh and need adjusting too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do you like doing Michael Jackson like grope on it occasionally ? For those who do!
My question ^^. Is it like checking if it's still there? Do I need to empty my balls? Re-adjusting balls positioning? A friendly pat - yo you are OK down there matey? Why?
There's a whole Billy Connolly sketch about that
Often it's a mild moment of panic I left my flies undone, sometimes a slight re-adjustment in position if he's sitting awkwardly or the balls are, sometimes when it's hot the balls can get stuck to a thigh and need adjusting too "
Ha. I feel bit more enlightened now.
I need to see that then. For educational purposes. |
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"Float in a bathtub? As in does it bob up to say hello and take a quick breath?
And other questions you never knew you wanted to ask.. after you
I'm sure there's a cock snorkel available for deep water diving "
or a cock as a snorkel for emergency air when caught short diving |
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"Half afloat, half submerged is it’s natural habitat, imagine a lazy crocodile with one watchful eye above the water line.
Ooh this is a perfect image thankyou "
You’re welcome. I feel this is the film David Attenborough needs to make. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I swear I just commented on this! Where’s my comment? Or where the hell did I comment instead?!!
Green arrow yourself  "
Oh. It was the men in panties thread! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Float in a bathtub? As in does it bob up to say hello and take a quick breath?
And other questions you never knew you wanted to ask.. after you
I'm sure there's a cock snorkel available for deep water diving or a cock as a snorkel for emergency air when caught short diving "
We'll say nothing of playing 'periscopes'  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Actually thinking about the OP some more, a lot obviously depends on the depth, but thinking back to my times in club hot tubs it does kind of float under water rather than just laying flat |
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"Actually thinking about the OP some more, a lot obviously depends on the depth, but thinking back to my times in club hot tubs it does kind of float under water rather than just laying flat "
Definitely part crocodile then |
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"Ohh yeah I have seen them float 
You are a bath expert. I believe you
I know right I do often wonder how it feels that dangling between your legs "
Haven’t you had lots of offers to feel one yourself? |
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"Ohh yeah I have seen them float
You are a bath expert. I believe you
I know right I do often wonder how it feels that dangling between your legs "
Hahha oh to be a man for a day ! |
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"Ohh yeah I have seen them float
You are a bath expert. I believe you
I know right I do often wonder how it feels that dangling between your legs
Hahha oh to be a man for a day !"
Perhaps the 25% pay increase for the same job would be more useful? |
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"Ohh yeah I have seen them float
You are a bath expert. I believe you
I know right I do often wonder how it feels that dangling between your legs
Hahha oh to be a man for a day !
Perhaps the 25% pay increase for the same job would be more useful? "
I would take full advantage of ALL the perks. Just keeping it quiet.  |
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
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"Float in a bathtub? As in does it bob up to say hello and take a quick breath?
And other questions you never knew you wanted to ask.. after you "
it comes up like a periscope, and fires a torpedo, does that answer your question, |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Ohh yeah I have seen them float
You are a bath expert. I believe you
I know right I do often wonder how it feels that dangling between your legs
Haven’t you had lots of offers to feel one yourself? "
I meant between my own legs |
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"Ohh yeah I have seen them float
You are a bath expert. I believe you
I know right I do often wonder how it feels that dangling between your legs
Haven’t you had lots of offers to feel one yourself?
I meant between my own legs "
Yes, I think feeling one between your own legs was the right thought |
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