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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a big Aero bar if that helps
If you send it to her and she opens it, will she get some random porn video?
Oh Ffs I'm not gonna live this down am I "
No, you're not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate My waistline on the other hand will not appreciate it and to top it off, I don't actually have any "
You don't need chocolate, you're sweet enough
But that's enough of my crap flirting, do you have any fruit? That may satiate your sugar craving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chocolate My waistline on the other hand will not appreciate it and to top it off, I don't actually have any
You don't need chocolate, you're sweet enough
But that's enough of my crap flirting, do you have any fruit? That may satiate your sugar craving "
Aww! and no I don't |
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"I had chocolate orange. After this past couple of weeks, I thought "fuck it"
Don't blame you! I hope you are the whole thing "
I had some last night, some tonight and there's two more "doses" yet to be eaten |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate My waistline on the other hand will not appreciate it and to top it off, I don't actually have any
You don't need chocolate, you're sweet enough
But that's enough of my crap flirting, do you have any fruit? That may satiate your sugar craving
Aww! and no I don't "
Maybe time to invest in an "In case of emergency break glass" with a bar of chocolate in it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got a lindor extra dark ball melting in my mouth
You do this everytime! I thought we were friends
How about a cuddle to make up "
That's a start, you going to share the chocolate too? |
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