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Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “
“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.
“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘
A great big smile cracked on their face ,
“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..
I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course |
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"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “
“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.
“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘
A great big smile cracked on their face ,
“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..
I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course "
I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!  |
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"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “
“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.
“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘
A great big smile cracked on their face ,
“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..
I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course
I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me! "
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"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “
“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.
“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘
A great big smile cracked on their face ,
“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..
I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course
I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me! "
Same! Meli uses the word ‘quim’ i find that rather quaint. |
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"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “
“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.
“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘
A great big smile cracked on their face ,
“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..
I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course
I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!
Same! Meli uses the word ‘quim’ i find that rather quaint. "
Quim is actually in the dictionary , we looked it up as kids ... |
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"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “
“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.
“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘
A great big smile cracked on their face ,
“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..
I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course
I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me! "
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Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang
John Ayto, John Simpson — 2010 · Language Arts & Disciplines
... a flashy car; and if the car is both expensive and impressive 'you have to beat the quim off with a hockey stick' (1974). |
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Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it "
I still use berk! Didn't know that though |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though "
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often  haha |
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"Getting the wrong end of the stick" comes from the times when the monarch would have a "groom of the stool", a man who would wipe his bottom with a sponge on a stick. They would pass the stick to someone to dispose of and occasionally they would accidentally get "the wrong" or "shitty end" . |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often haha"
Haha! I quite like Pillock too!  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often haha
Haha! I quite like Pillock too! "
Wazzock is a favourite of mine too |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often haha
Haha! I quite like Pillock too!
Wazzock is a favourite of mine too"
Yes! Alot of the people I know are younger than me and look at me like I am talking jibberish most of the time... My last partner didn't know what I meant when I asked if he had swilled the bath out... Wtf?!? |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often haha
Haha! I quite like Pillock too!
Wazzock is a favourite of mine too
Yes! Alot of the people I know are younger than me and look at me like I am talking jibberish most of the time... My last partner didn't know what I meant when I asked if he had swilled the bath out... Wtf?!? "
My Mum used Wazzock all the time .
Maybe it's a local thing who knows  |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often haha
Haha! I quite like Pillock too!
Wazzock is a favourite of mine too
Yes! Alot of the people I know are younger than me and look at me like I am talking jibberish most of the time... My last partner didn't know what I meant when I asked if he had swilled the bath out... Wtf?!?
My Mum used Wazzock all the time .
Maybe it's a local thing who knows "
Not a local thing as my mum used to use it a lot when I was a kid and she got it from growing up in Cornwall, my aunt uses it too.
Bloody brilliant word that wazzocck is too |
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"Blowjobs being called "a shiner"
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Ah never heard it called a shiner but I expect it’s in reference to a “ French Polish “ which was the old prostitute way of advertising legally in newsagents windows and the like |
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"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “
No but I'm thinking it will belong in vocabulary in a minute . Hehe "
It’s when the Male cums over the females chest and neck area . The resemblance of a pearl necklace |
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"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..
Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?
I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..
Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..
Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it
I still use berk! Didn't know that though
I didn't know that either, I use it quite often haha
Haha! I quite like Pillock too!
Wazzock is a favourite of mine too"
We need to get wazzock back into common conversations.  |
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"Six jumps at the ladder door" or "bread and pullit""
My mum would say tripe with hair on  used to boil my piss |
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"One of my all time favourites
Having a nosh / went down for a nosh
Oral sex
Nothing you off.
I still use it  "
Cool ! I love that saying
Also one I use is “ shooting fish in a barrel “ for something that is easy |
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"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “ "
An angry dragon x it’s in urban dictionary don’t think it’s in the Collins |
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"One of my all time favourites
Having a nosh / went down for a nosh
Oral sex
Nothing you off.
I still use it
Cool ! I love that saying
Also one I use is “ shooting fish in a barrel “ for something that is easy "
I still use that one, generally in reference to verbally annihilating the "meet now" messages I get in my inbox. I wait until I have PMT for full force. |
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"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “
An angry dragon x it’s in urban dictionary don’t think it’s in the Collins "
Oh that’s a bit like “ Donkey Punch “ There was a great movie about this activity ... |
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"One of my all time favourites
Having a nosh / went down for a nosh
Oral sex
Nothing you off.
I still use it
Cool ! I love that saying
Also one I use is “ shooting fish in a barrel “ for something that is easy
I still use that one, generally in reference to verbally annihilating the "meet now" messages I get in my inbox. I wait until I have PMT for full force."
Yeah I use it if I’m mickey taking someone at work |
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