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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Last one filled up, so here's part 2.
Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know where I put my van key ? because I have had to use the spare for 2 weeks now And it doesnt have the remote buttons so I have to go proper out my way and open the door with the actual key!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh great omniscient one, I’m planning on taking some new pics soon (of me, for on here), what sort of pics should they be?"
Reenactment of classical art throughout hisory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you know where I put my van key ? because I have had to use the spare for 2 weeks now And it doesnt have the remote buttons so I have to go proper out my way and open the door with the actual key!!!!! "
Its the same fucking goblin that breaks into my house at night a shoves all my spare change down the back of the sofa. Sadly you have lost the key forever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee 
Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?"
Yes and on my wrist and it's not there.
I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee
Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?
Yes and on my wrist and it's not there.
I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it "
Its the goblin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee
Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?
Yes and on my wrist and it's not there.
I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it
Its the goblin"
I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x |
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"What are the winning lottery numbers tonight?
It will be a spread of six numbers, all of which will fall between 0 and 50"
That's close enough for me I'm on the case! Be prepared for a Fab members party with all my winnings! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee
Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?
Yes and on my wrist and it's not there.
I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it
Its the goblin
I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x "
I can comfortably predict its not in the hoover.
That bastard goblins got it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who the fuck has nicked my wheelie bin.
Whipser to me....was it Granny?
yes it was
Shhhhhh
You grass ! Yours is next. I hear your postcode is riddled. I might come over under cover of bin !"
I am the oracle
I only speak the truth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are the winning lottery numbers tonight?
It will be a spread of six numbers, all of which will fall between 0 and 50
Are you serious ? If that's true i'm having a punt !"
Its guaranteed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When will my balls drop?
The moment I let go of them
Ok when did you steal them? 
The goblin handed them to me 
Ah Sophie stole them. Explains a lot "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's that buzzing noise 
You really want me to say on the forum?
I have no shame. The damn buzzing is getting on my tits "
Take it out of your bra.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They just do.
It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky.
Super glue?
Erm ..... possibly
Other options oh Queen of all knowledge "
Gaffer tape
Staples
Chewing gum
Sweat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just do.
It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky.
Super glue?
Erm ..... possibly
Other options oh Queen of all knowledge
Gaffer tape
Staples
Chewing gum
Sweat"
Good old gaffer tape |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They just do.
It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky.
Super glue?
Erm ..... possibly
Other options oh Queen of all knowledge
Gaffer tape
Staples
Chewing gum
Sweat
Good old gaffer tape "
Try staples  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee
Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?
Yes and on my wrist and it's not there.
I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it
Its the goblin
I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x
I can comfortably predict its not in the hoover.
That bastard goblins got it "
It's at my friend's house in my coat pocket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee
Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?
Yes and on my wrist and it's not there.
I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it
Its the goblin
I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x
I can comfortably predict its not in the hoover.
That bastard goblins got it
It's at my friend's house in my coat pocket "
Can you check for Tom77777's van keys while you are there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just do.
It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky.
Super glue?
Erm ..... possibly
Other options oh Queen of all knowledge
Gaffer tape
Staples
Chewing gum
Sweat
Good old gaffer tape
Try staples "
Mmmmm kinky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They just do.
It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky.
Super glue?
Erm ..... possibly
Other options oh Queen of all knowledge
Gaffer tape
Staples
Chewing gum
Sweat
Good old gaffer tape
Try staples
Mmmmm kinky "
Thats beyond kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They just do.
It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky.
Super glue?
Erm ..... possibly
Other options oh Queen of all knowledge
Gaffer tape
Staples
Chewing gum
Sweat
Good old gaffer tape
Try staples
Mmmmm kinky
Thats beyond kinky"
Getting into the fun area then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you still love me tomorrow?
Tonight you're mine completely
Why is my peepee so small?
Its the cold weather.
Damn that beast from the east!"
I'm not cold though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you still love me tomorrow?
Tonight you're mine completely
Why is my peepee so small?
Its the cold weather.
Damn that beast from the east!
I'm not cold though "
Give it a few hours ... you will be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If jenny keeps on playing with my todger all the time will it fall off, Downsize due to wear and tear, Or just say fuck it and stop working as he needs a rest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why everyone seems to be talking about fakes profiles and cocks? (I'm guilty of talking about cock because I haven't had one for aaaaagggees ) "
Because the 'Fab straight' and 'rate my profile' season has just finished! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If jenny keeps on playing with my todger all the time will it fall off, Downsize due to wear and tear, Or just say fuck it and stop working as he needs a rest "
It will swell and get a bit leaky! |
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"why everyone seems to be talking about fakes profiles and cocks? (I'm guilty of talking about cock because I haven't had one for aaaaagggees )
Because the 'Fab straight' and 'rate my profile' season has just finished!"
ok got it... theres the timeless "what's wrong with my profile" and "why can't i get replies".. so the forum still pretty much the same as it always been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If jenny keeps on playing with my todger all the time will it fall off, Downsize due to wear and tear, Or just say fuck it and stop working as he needs a rest
It will swell and get a bit leaky!"
Any bi plumbers on here to fix my leak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why everyone seems to be talking about fakes profiles and cocks? (I'm guilty of talking about cock because I haven't had one for aaaaagggees )
Because the 'Fab straight' and 'rate my profile' season has just finished!
ok got it... theres the timeless "what's wrong with my profile" and "why can't i get replies".. so the forum still pretty much the same as it always been "
Yes. Absolutely.
Although there will be an upsurge in the weather related threads soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will cherry ever find the specific cock she is seeking.....
The quest shall be endless.
I'm not giving up hope... been lucky before.. sure i can get lucky again... patience is a virtue"
I see a queue forming. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last one filled up, so here's part 2.
Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer"
What is the square root of fuck all? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last one filled up, so here's part 2.
Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer
What is the square root of fuck all?"
Less than that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last one filled up, so here's part 2.
Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer
What is the square root of fuck all?
Less than that"
But, a square root must be a finite number not an abstract. |
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