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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
A recently retired guy is out playing golf, on the 17th Tee, 1 shot off the course record, phone rings, it's a Doctor at the local hospital,,
Sir sorry to say but your wife has had an accident she is in a cóma,
Guys rushes to the hospital where the doctor tells him,
That sometimes receiving Oral sex helps bring people out of a coma,
The guy sits up looks at the Doc and says Really,,
The Doc says Sure I've seen it happen, the guy says OK, I'll give it a go,
So into the room he goes,
The doc and his team wait outside,,
5 minutes later the guy comes back out not looking 2 happy at all,
Looks at the Doc and says
Ffs Doc
Now she is choking,,,,  |
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Guy says to his wife that he had a wet dream about her last night, she says tell me more, he goes well it involved rubber and metal, says I'm intrigued tell me more, well he says u were hit by a but and I pissed myself laughing. |
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over a year ago
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Imagine if all major UK retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:
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Marks & Spencer- This is not just any condom it's an M & S condom.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
McDonald's - I'm lovin' it
Duracell - for the longer lasting
Shell condoms - because you can be sure if she'll
Milky Bar condoms - strong and tough
Sun Life condoms - the plan for the over 50s
L'Oréal condoms - because your worth it
Govournment issue - keep calm and carry on
Marmite ones - you either love them or hate them
American express - don't leave home without it
Zanusi condoms - the appliance of science
Gillette - the best a man can get
Lilt condoms - totally tropical taste
Cadbury caramel condoms - take it easy |
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